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Do you have a crush on another aD member?
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23. December 2005 @ 01:24 |
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@phantom69 - cool, have a go if you don't mind and let me know, cheers
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23. December 2005 @ 04:25 |
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one word............ copyrightinfringements..
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andmerr
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23. December 2005 @ 09:17 |
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you really mean 4 words jumbled into one: a real mouth full.
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23. December 2005 @ 09:26 |
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andmerr,heres the joke ye ask for..............
if all ye guys are so smart,figure this out
as i am not smart so its up to ye guys to come up with the answers,*(so their...
REDNECK PROFESSIONAL ENGINEERING EXAM
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 lb. possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
A) 66 Ford Fairlane
B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C) 64 Pontiac GTO.
3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the trees?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24 inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?
8. A 2 ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. How many generations will it take before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a mountainside?
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23. December 2005 @ 09:31 |
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heck, i'll take the GOAT any day.......... (that's GTO for you mechanically inclined)
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23. December 2005 @ 21:39 |
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uh hu we all know.... (i am sitting trying to think of a comeback <for what i don't know>)
dont you worry i'll be back... :)
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24. December 2005 @ 13:21 |
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i have returned...it was a nice trip to NYC
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24. December 2005 @ 13:30 |
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Welcome back Kinza!
Happy holidays!
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24. December 2005 @ 14:31 |
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what did you buy me for christmas then kinza???
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24. December 2005 @ 15:43 |
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thanks binkie! was a nice vacation, i didn't buy that much, sorry gear...on another note, the subway strike did end and it was much more convenient to travel around the city. the highlight of the trip, we went to rockefeller center in manhattan, really famous place. the cutest thing happened, three guys proposed over a span of ten minutes. it was soo cute!! it was the real proposal, u know get down on ur knees, and there were about 5000 thousand people clapping for them. it was right at the center of the ice skating rink. it was...im speechless. oh well, hopefully they'll live together forever, all the girls said yes :P
merry christmas, and happy holidays everyone!
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24. December 2005 @ 18:00 |
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welcome back kinza, hope you are having a happy holiday
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26. December 2005 @ 21:24 |
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hope you had fun with a capital F....
nice to see you back :)
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andmerr
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26. December 2005 @ 21:45 |
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hey kinza if your giving out presents well a couple of grand wouldnt go a stray
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27. December 2005 @ 03:13 |
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^LOL^ SECOND THAT!! 
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27. December 2005 @ 09:42 |
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3rd that!!!
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27. December 2005 @ 09:45 |
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i'll have to send it in the form of a money order though, if i do paypal then i have to upgrade my account :P
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27. December 2005 @ 09:48 |
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money order is alright with me.
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27. December 2005 @ 09:49 |
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if you're givin' out biggies, acquire a Monet for me...lola would love it :D
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27. December 2005 @ 10:11 |
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i have a monet in my bathroom, it's not authentic of course, but it suffices, if that's a word.
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27. December 2005 @ 12:54 |
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it's a word...........
i'll settle for 20 bucks !!
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27. December 2005 @ 15:12 |
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ure gonna have to pay for the stamp though...
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27. December 2005 @ 15:24 |
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can i e-mail you a stamp ??
or will this do ?
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27. December 2005 @ 17:12 |
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but it's not adhesive!!
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27. December 2005 @ 17:42 |
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will this work??
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28. December 2005 @ 08:36 |
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i know im a noob in the "monet world", but what in the hell is a monet? sounds like a bouquet of flowers.
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