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3. September 2004 @ 14:57 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Imagine the scene, you have three empty coffins that need filling and a chainsaw full of petrol.
Who are you going to invite to your little party?

My Choice?

1. The first freakin' ipod spammer I could find.
2. My dentist
3. Osama Bin Laden. (leaving him till last so the
blades will be blunt)



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3. September 2004 @ 15:13 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Myself. You only die once, might as well have some fun ... 'sides you never know... might be kinda kinky with the chains and shit :P

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3. September 2004 @ 15:19 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Hello stranger.
Quote:
Myself. You only die once, might as well have some fun
Whoah, that's a bit deep and dark and morbid.



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3. September 2004 @ 15:20 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   

Life is just more of the same:
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3. September 2004 @ 16:03 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
odds are, they'd be the first three people i see. in general, i wish there was an open-season on idiots...


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6. September 2004 @ 09:36 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
1- President Bush
2- My younger sister
3- Bob from those male enhancement commercials



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6. September 2004 @ 09:50 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
With yellow feathers in her hair
and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha,




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6. September 2004 @ 10:01 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Margaret Thatcher
The Spiv son Mark Thatcher (toe-rag arms dealer!!)

These 2 will do for me..




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6. September 2004 @ 15:04 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Any other Yanks here know what a Spiv is?



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7. September 2004 @ 05:35 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Spivs were evident around World War II, black-marketeers, raincoat full of knocked off nylons & dirty postcards, etc, trilby pearched on their head on a jaunty angle, get the picture, Neph ? :)


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7. September 2004 @ 07:05 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
1.Osama Bin Laden
2.The plonker who was behind the Beslan murders.
3.Someone with a match.


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7. September 2004 @ 11:49 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Lol. I knew what a spiv was I just seeing if any other Yanks did :)

The song "Swamp Thing" by The Chameleons has a reference to a spiv in it so years back I googled it to figure out what the hell they were talking about :P




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7. September 2004 @ 12:09 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Hey Neph,

wanna buy a watch?
I got some lovely dvd's, suit you sir!



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7. September 2004 @ 18:27 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
cant believe i missed this thread but anyway heres my list:
1. anyone that thought funding and supplying osama bin laden with guns, rpg's and explosives to fight the soviets in afganistan was a good idea
2. anyone that thought supplying sadam with chemical and biological weapons during the iran/iraq war was a good idea
3. anyone that thought supplying the same chemical and biological weapons to iran during the iran/iraq war the next year was a good idea

i was gonna make it a funny post but seeing this thread seems a bit political i thought this would fit in better instead ;)

i used to hate going to weddings, all the old dears would poke me and say "your next", they stopped saying it after i did it to them at funerals -Chopper Reid-

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you all are some sick puppies :))
gawd i love a.D... i feel so at home :)







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8. September 2004 @ 01:59 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Do you think if I chopped them up small enough, that I could fit everyone associated with the MPAA in just three coffins. I might need a refill on petrol.


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8. September 2004 @ 04:00 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
you know who id do? ppl at school:
ruwan brell, zak hopkins (old farts about ready to go any way) Mr hayes, trent arena, sam ohaloran, charlse tambarkis, jarad evans, kodi whatws-his-shity-name, etc,etc,etc,etc,etc (imagine about another 50 names on this list. I wouldnt bother with the coffins, just livem where they "fall"
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zippyd, Just get really big coffins. Nobody said you couldn't :)



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8. September 2004 @ 11:56 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Yeah, quite right.
This is my thread and you can have as big a coffin as you want.
If anyone objects they can take it up with Nephilim and his arsenal. Hehe. ;)



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Skip the chainsaws and coffins. Just use Nephilim's arsenal and they'll be little tiny bits of fertilizer.
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