Three coffins and a chainsaw
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agent-k
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3. September 2004 @ 14:57 |
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Imagine the scene, you have three empty coffins that need filling and a chainsaw full of petrol.
Who are you going to invite to your little party?
My Choice?
1. The first freakin' ipod spammer I could find.
2. My dentist
3. Osama Bin Laden. (leaving him till last so the
blades will be blunt)
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Praetor
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3. September 2004 @ 15:13 |
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Myself. You only die once, might as well have some fun ... 'sides you never know... might be kinda kinky with the chains and shit :P
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agent-k
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3. September 2004 @ 15:19 |
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Hello stranger.
Quote: Myself. You only die once, might as well have some fun
Whoah, that's a bit deep and dark and morbid.
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drchips
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3. September 2004 @ 15:20 |
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Life is just more of the same:
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Auslander
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3. September 2004 @ 16:03 |
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odds are, they'd be the first three people i see. in general, i wish there was an open-season on idiots...
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6. September 2004 @ 09:36 |
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1- President Bush
2- My younger sister
3- Bob from those male enhancement commercials
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agent-k
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6. September 2004 @ 09:50 |
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With yellow feathers in her hair
and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha,
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brian100
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6. September 2004 @ 10:01 |
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Margaret Thatcher
The Spiv son Mark Thatcher (toe-rag arms dealer!!)
These 2 will do for me..
Looking for my old AD
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6. September 2004 @ 15:04 |
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Any other Yanks here know what a Spiv is?
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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7. September 2004 @ 05:35 |
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Spivs were evident around World War II, black-marketeers, raincoat full of knocked off nylons & dirty postcards, etc, trilby pearched on their head on a jaunty angle, get the picture, Neph ? :)
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7. September 2004 @ 07:05 |
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1.Osama Bin Laden
2.The plonker who was behind the Beslan murders.
3.Someone with a match.
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7. September 2004 @ 11:49 |
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Lol. I knew what a spiv was I just seeing if any other Yanks did :)
The song "Swamp Thing" by The Chameleons has a reference to a spiv in it so years back I googled it to figure out what the hell they were talking about :P
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agent-k
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7. September 2004 @ 12:09 |
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Hey Neph,
wanna buy a watch?
I got some lovely dvd's, suit you sir!
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7. September 2004 @ 18:27 |
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cant believe i missed this thread but anyway heres my list:
1. anyone that thought funding and supplying osama bin laden with guns, rpg's and explosives to fight the soviets in afganistan was a good idea
2. anyone that thought supplying sadam with chemical and biological weapons during the iran/iraq war was a good idea
3. anyone that thought supplying the same chemical and biological weapons to iran during the iran/iraq war the next year was a good idea
i was gonna make it a funny post but seeing this thread seems a bit political i thought this would fit in better instead ;)
i used to hate going to weddings, all the old dears would poke me and say "your next", they stopped saying it after i did it to them at funerals -Chopper Reid-
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7. September 2004 @ 21:50 |
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you all are some sick puppies :))
gawd i love a.D... i feel so at home :)
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8. September 2004 @ 01:59 |
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Do you think if I chopped them up small enough, that I could fit everyone associated with the MPAA in just three coffins. I might need a refill on petrol.
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8. September 2004 @ 04:00 |
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you know who id do? ppl at school:
ruwan brell, zak hopkins (old farts about ready to go any way) Mr hayes, trent arena, sam ohaloran, charlse tambarkis, jarad evans, kodi whatws-his-shity-name, etc,etc,etc,etc,etc (imagine about another 50 names on this list. I wouldnt bother with the coffins, just livem where they "fall"
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8. September 2004 @ 11:00 |
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zippyd, Just get really big coffins. Nobody said you couldn't :)
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agent-k
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8. September 2004 @ 11:56 |
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Yeah, quite right.
This is my thread and you can have as big a coffin as you want.
If anyone objects they can take it up with Nephilim and his arsenal. Hehe. ;)
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14. September 2004 @ 02:20 |
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Skip the chainsaws and coffins. Just use Nephilim's arsenal and they'll be little tiny bits of fertilizer.
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