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Chinese Proverbs
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baabaa
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14. September 2004 @ 14:24 |
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Feel free to add your own, I thought these were hilarious....................
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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15. September 2004 @ 11:31 |
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And a wonderful collection indeed 'ol baabster.
I especially like the midget in the elevator one :)
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baabaa
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15. September 2004 @ 14:12 |
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Yeah, every so often I receive these on hotmail, apparently from a friend of a friend of a friend who I do not know....................
But they do give me a chukle.............
My favourite is:Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
I am trying to rack my brains to think of some but so far zippo.............
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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16. September 2004 @ 06:02 |
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Quote:
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Slight variation:
Man who go bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
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baabaa
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16. September 2004 @ 13:26 |
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LOL......
Man with bad breath needs to tell wife to have shower.
Women with bad breath had good evening.
Women never have headaches, just excuse for day off.
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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7. November 2004 @ 00:21 |
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baabaa,
just google for confucious and you should get a bunch sites whith variations of them. I put one in my sig.
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16. November 2004 @ 22:24 |
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man who make love in grass get piece on earth
woman who fly plane upside down have big crack up
man who fart in church sits in own pew
man who smoke pot choke on handle
woman should never marry basketball player, he dribble before he shoots
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Auslander
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25. November 2004 @ 05:24 |
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man who let cat wander at night wake up with wolf in
house.
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Auslander
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26. November 2004 @ 10:44 |
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smart man keeps enemies close, friends closer.
smarter man keeps friends close, enemies closer.
smartest man changes his identity and flies to Guam.
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ddp
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26. November 2004 @ 12:42 |
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hey baabaa, watch out or you might have auslander in bed with you!!!
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Auslander
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26. November 2004 @ 15:08 |
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he'll only find me there if his cat sleeps with him
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2. December 2004 @ 06:57 |
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not really a proverb, but more like a fortune cookie...
"that wasn't chicken"
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Auslander
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2. December 2004 @ 11:32 |
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that could imply some scary stuff
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3. December 2004 @ 00:47 |
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Boy who go to bed facing stiff problem likely wake up with solution at hand.
Man who walk with hands in pockets look crazy but feel nuts.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.
Girl who get asked to go camping must beware of evil intent.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
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ddp
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3. December 2004 @ 11:57 |
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zippyd, the last line reminds me when i was 10 years old at sick kids hospital in toronto & i had 3 student female nurses almost all to myself, 1 in the morning, 1 in the afternoon & 1 at night
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5. December 2004 @ 13:47 |
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very funny...reminds me of this kid I used to know in high school who came to school everyday with a new Chinese Proverb. His were much lamer though. These are the funniest ones I've heard.
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7. December 2004 @ 00:25 |
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I think we've posted most of them. Others I continue to find are slight variations. Well I guess that's a lie because there are others that are lame.....
Man who sit on tack get point.
But we've got all the funny ones.
I'm going to cry now, cuz baabaa's thread is now gonna wither and die ending up buried along with all the other dead threads.
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Auslander
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7. December 2004 @ 02:45 |
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speaking of baabaa, where is he? i haven't seen any posts from him lately.
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7. December 2004 @ 22:52 |
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I guess since you stole his kitty, he decided there was nothing left to do but commit compuicide.
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Auslander
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8. December 2004 @ 02:42 |
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i can't help it if his kitty loves me ;)
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ddp
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8. December 2004 @ 12:41 |
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now why would a cat love a wolf as a wolf would try to kill & eat it
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Auslander
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8. December 2004 @ 14:56 |
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anthropomorphic wolf and cat, as in human features and animal features combined; a hybrid or IMHO a next step in evolution. as i am neither 100% wolf nor human (at least as the creature Auslander) i have no interest in eating the kitty nor cleaning a kitty box :)
*in reality, i like the anthro wolf idea because people have compared both my behavior and looks to that of a wolf and it kinda sticks*
the kitty loves me cuz i can make her purr ;)
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baabaa
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16. December 2004 @ 21:56 |
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Hmmmmmmm, lets see what happened to the last quadrapet that messed with my pusscat
Dog who thinks cat is easy, finds out cat is actually Bruce Lee at the weekends.
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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17. December 2004 @ 02:32 |
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lol, there's Baabaa! he's back! and that's a great pic!
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baabaa
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17. December 2004 @ 08:49 |
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LOL............Can you still view the pic, as I can't now, I have a feeling the location has changed for it.............................
Ah well have to put another in instead, see how long this one lasts for..............
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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