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what makes 100%
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andmerr
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16. September 2004 @ 22:13 |
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
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baabaa
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16. September 2004 @ 22:27 |
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LMFAO...............That is lovely.....never seen that before so I shall try it out on my boss later on today...........................pay rise please!!!!!
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andmerr
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16. September 2004 @ 22:49 |
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i intend to post this on the notice board at work for all.
andmerr
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17. September 2004 @ 10:44 |
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That was great, I have never seen that yet.
Bullshit does go a long way.
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17. September 2004 @ 17:23 |
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Bullshit has kept many a member afloat and some of them are giving at least 118%. Interesting post.
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17. September 2004 @ 17:32 |
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a-n-d-m-e-r-r
1+14+4+13+5+18+18 =73%
Your just not making the effort are you?
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andmerr
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17. September 2004 @ 19:18 |
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agent-k after reading your post, i burst out laughing.Never in my wildest dreams did i think to apply it to myself.I guess i'll have to try that little harder.
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17. September 2004 @ 19:48 |
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Looking at mine I can see that I'm giving at least 100% and then if I get extra points for bullshit then I'm over the top.
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andmerr
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18. September 2004 @ 09:39 |
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well i get 73% that beats Drd he only got 23%
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18. September 2004 @ 09:49 |
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Perhaps this reflects on dRD's decision to name the forum afterdawn. Who the heck spends all their time on a forum after they just got out of bed. Now afterdusk, that's a realistic name for the forum, although duskload just wouldn't sound right.
Did you try dRD-DaBoss?
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