Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.
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6. August 2007 @ 14:56 |
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ireland nice to see you add something. :D
That's a real find and there are more out there I'm sure. :) I would guess the guy could sell 2-5 cars (depending on the cars) and re-coup his money. :) There has to be millions of dollars worth of cars in that barn. WOW!!!! is all I can say. Cool stuff there ireland.
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6. August 2007 @ 15:40 |
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last post of the day..(here)
today i turned older then dirt,

cheers
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn,
putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on.
You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a
stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you
need to run to Home Depot to get something to help complete the job.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush
your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror
and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you
just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went
to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You
married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb
your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your
favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is
the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the
hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash
your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want
to waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and
do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register
is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto
your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new
sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that
shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register
smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you
remember the hat you have on is from your buddy's bait shop and it says, "I
Got Worms".
In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose off the dog crap
off your shoe s. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You
hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The
girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on so
you are not sure.
In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until they have your
prescriptions ready too. Don't' even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The
young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her
grandfather.
In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember that
you needed to go to Home Depot. Go to Home Depot and wander around trying to
think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone
called out your name. The old lady that greeted you at the front door went
to school with you.
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6. August 2007 @ 15:56 |
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Most places, a couple of the little antique Porsches would cover the mortgage. Maybe just one. Those old American classics are worth a mint. If all the cars cleaned up okay, the guy is a multi-millionaire or could be if the vehicles are brokered properly. Must be nice...
My bitch!
I don't seem to be able to find the right barn. All the ones I find are full of manure.
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6. August 2007 @ 16:12 |
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My only question is, are the cars stolen and not going to be worth much if identified? That would be a real Bitch. Shame the site didn't give an estimate of cache's worth.
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6. August 2007 @ 16:17 |
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What's the statute of limitations on auto theft in Portugal? It would be intersting to see an appraised value.
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6. August 2007 @ 22:10 |
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Did they relase the adress of this portugal barn?
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7. August 2007 @ 01:08 |
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7. August 2007 @ 02:29 |
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Why am I disappointed to hear that? It was something to get mad about to start with?
Damn the human mind.
Ireland: Lol everything in that is so true.
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7. August 2007 @ 06:53 |
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My bitch: I'm stuck in this second day of the most boring bullsh$$ imaginable.
For a bit of a chuckle: They changed the location fo my training this week. I'm at a place called "Arcadia University". For the last 150 years, the name of this place was "Beaver College". Three or four years ago, they changed the name of the college due to porn filters on people's computers. "Beaver College" was too often blocked by the porn filters and too many would be students were blocked from the college's web site LOL!
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7. August 2007 @ 06:58 |
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Lol, Nice Beaver! (college)
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7. August 2007 @ 07:03 |
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Happy Birthday Ireland
If you are older than dirt, that dog I thought I had when I was a
kid must have been a pet dinasour. :)
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7. August 2007 @ 07:03 |
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The Oregon State Beavers had some nice things and some "not so nice" things said about them.
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7. August 2007 @ 08:54 |
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Morning all,
Nice video.,when life was a little slower and ye were able to stop and smell the flowers.and see ye friends in real time instead of in a computer.
The Meaning of American Pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycgegp0KdE4
cheers
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7. August 2007 @ 09:12 |
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Gerry at least your inside I'm stuck in a factory thats 105 to 110 degrees 10 hours a night, no fun
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7. August 2007 @ 10:22 |
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dang aabbccdd you working with me????
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7. August 2007 @ 10:33 |
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yeah Rob i pretty much am lol. makes me dislike/dread summertime every year. we have fans but all there doing is blowing hot air(kinda like gerry) LMAO!!
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7. August 2007 @ 11:13 |
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@aabbccdd and Cincyrob ... well, I don't envy you that! Did it myself for a few years long ago; it was pretty damned rough. Well, back to revisions in legislation. It really bites the big one ... the closest thing I can imagine to a lobotomy!
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7. August 2007 @ 11:21 |
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gerry, we can always get doc ty to do that for you!!!!!
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7. August 2007 @ 11:33 |
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Gerry...I got that lobotomy covered...I have the "Ultimate set of Tools"..."My brother is a Doctor"...and "I stayed at a Holiday Inn last Night"..:)
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7. August 2007 @ 13:53 |
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Originally posted by ireland: Morning all,
Nice video.,when life was a little slower and ye were able to stop and smell the flowers.and see ye friends in real time instead of in a computer.
The Meaning of American Pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycgegp0KdE4
cheers
Fantastic video, Ireland! Thanks for sharing the link.
Life is good!
GrandpaBruce - Vietnam Vet - 1970 - 1971
Computer: Intel Core i7-920 Nehalim;Asus P6T Deluxe V2
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7. August 2007 @ 16:07 |
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Happy Birthday Ireland- Ye share a birthday with my Mom who was 87 today. Still sharp as a tack.
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8. August 2007 @ 00:48 |
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woah, your mum and ireland are the same age :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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8. August 2007 @ 12:31 |
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Nothing much to bitch about today. My car is fine, turns out nothing was wrong with its engine. They didn't check anything but that was my primary concern.
Turns out for some strange reason that the noise is "normal" for Audi's. They had two other cars (not sure what models as I was at work) that they had my dad start and they both made the noise as well. One was at least twice as loud as my car, according to my dad.
So, at least my car is ok. :-)
Peace
EDIT (by Pop_Smith): Oh, I do have a bitch for today! I noticed yesterday a scratch, pretty deep and about 4-inches long, on my car's driver door. Well, I was like "When the [explicative] did that happen"?
I told my mom about it and she said, completely calm, "Oh, I did that with the lawn mower. I was getting it out the backyard and it barely fit between the gate and your car".
I almost starting ranting, but decided against it. The dumb part is, its deep so its not something I could buff out either. Looks like I am going to have to get my door repainted now. :angry:
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8. August 2007 @ 13:18 |
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@Pop Smith
Sounds like your obsession with this new car is getting to you. Normal at first; but after that first scratch and MANY more to come from the parking lots you'll get weathered by all of them in time, and stop looking for them. Just remember they only key the cars, at school and other places, which are pristine. Obsess over driving it.
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8. August 2007 @ 15:12 |
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@garmoon,
Yeah, I noticed a couple of door height marks the 2nd day after I drove it, they didn't bug me too bad because things like that happen. The only reason that the scratch bugs me is because it wasn't from another car or someone being a jerk, it was my own mother trying to squeeze the lawnmower out of the backyard!
Oh well, I am pretty obcessive with the interior because even if the outside isn't in the best shape, once people get inside when its in good condition they will probably totally forget about the outside. :-)
Peace
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