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andmerr
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31. October 2004 @ 14:54 |
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Well guys saw this and thought we could have another laugh .Feel free to add your own to the list (yes its another useless post baabaa.That makes about 100 doesnt it ............LOL)
Andmerr
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| Everyone has a photographic memory
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to
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| Your ridiculous little
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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
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andmerr
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31. October 2004 @ 18:42 |
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you uys are bit slow in answering today ,heres some more stuff to keep you going
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| Impotence...Nature's way of
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| The proctologist called
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| I used to have a handle
| on life...but it broke off.
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| WANTED: Meaningful
| overnight relationship.
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| Guys...just because you have one,
| doesn't mean you have to be one.
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1. November 2004 @ 13:08 |
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| I don't want a free |
| I-pod |
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punx777
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1. November 2004 @ 13:40 |
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matrix infiniy modded ps2 (broken, burnt out PS1 fuse)
xbox(freshly softmodded with krazies)xbmc dash. Stock HDD.
www.norcalmods.com did my ps2 mod, cheap n fast:)
DOWN WITH APPLE!
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DISCLAIMER: If you find a posting or message from me
offensive, inappropriate, or disruptive, please ignore it.
If you dont know how to ignore a posting, complain to
me and I will be only too happy to demonstrate . . .
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andmerr
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2. November 2004 @ 08:18 |
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theses are getting better and better.
Heres another couple to ponder on:
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| Some people just don't know how to drive...
| I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating
| His animal friends.
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2. November 2004 @ 17:39 |
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i got one on the back of my truck that says...
Yes i do own a truck
and NO i wont help you move!
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
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andmerr
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2. November 2004 @ 18:23 |
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funny you should say that darthnip i'm actually moving shortly,can i borrow your truck!!!
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baabaa
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2. November 2004 @ 21:49 |
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|Next time you park this close to me
|Leave me a fuckin tin opener so
|that I can get my car out..........
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|If shit was worth something, then
|poor people would have been born
|with no arseholes..................
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|If tommorrow never comes, then why
|did they invent calenders..........
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|If sheep go baaaaa, and cows go mooo
|Then what nosie do rabbits make.....
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|Pick a number between 1 and 10
|Then add 8, subtract 3
|Divide by 2, then multiply by 9
|What is the first vegetable that comes
|to mind...A carrot..........yea!!!........
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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baabaa
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3. November 2004 @ 12:03 |
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|The wife told me I was rotten in bed
|I said, how could you possibly figure
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|The wife has cut back sex to twice
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|That was ok, because she cut out the
|other 3 guys completely, I feel I got the
|best part of the deal.....................
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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3. November 2004 @ 18:24 |
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Do Not Steal, The Government Hates Competition
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andmerr
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3. November 2004 @ 19:26 |
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| If you can read this...I can
| slam on my brakes and sue you.
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| Some people are only alive because it
| is illegal to shoot them.
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| Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and
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3. November 2004 @ 22:02 |
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The village called....
you got the position for IDIOT
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3. November 2004 @ 22:15 |
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If you don't like my driving
Stay off the sidewalk
Government big enough to supply everything you need is powerful enough to take everything you have.
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andmerr
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3. November 2004 @ 22:44 |
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| Hang up and drive!!
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andmerr
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3. November 2004 @ 22:47 |
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good girls go to heaven
bad girls go evrywhere
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4. November 2004 @ 21:39 |
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I still miss my Ex...
But my aim is improving.
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5. November 2004 @ 18:29 |
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Forget 911 - I dial .357!
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
The Forum Rules You Agreed To! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/2487
"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33 |
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5. November 2004 @ 18:31 |
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Meet My Friend, Smith & Wesson
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baabaa
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5. November 2004 @ 23:25 |
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...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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15. November 2004 @ 12:47 |
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From Futurama when Bender is possessed & turns into an evil car, his bumper sticker reads
"If you can read this I ran you over"
Classic Bender!!
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15. November 2004 @ 16:02 |
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I like the one Sledghammer had on his car - "I (heart) Violence". Man that was a great show!
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
The Forum Rules You Agreed To! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/2487
"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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16. November 2004 @ 10:37 |
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Have you got season 1 on DVD of Sledgehammer? If not get it, it has lots of extras, I wanted it that much I had it sent here (UK) from the States! Interesting directors commentary, lots of battles with the censors!
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16. November 2004 @ 12:31 |
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Would it be possible for one of you chaps to tell myself how to put a picture onto a reply please? When I right click to paste, I do not get the option to do so.
Help!!
Kind regards,
Pulsar
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16. November 2004 @ 13:29 |
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I bought it as soon as it came out and it's hilarious! Well worth the money.
The image has to be a URL and you put it in brackets just like a quote except you use "img" instead of "quote" :)
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
The Forum Rules You Agreed To! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/2487
"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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