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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion
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25. August 2007 @ 20:35 |
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Originally posted by garmoon:
How udderly ridiculous!
HAAAA I'm slapping my knee garmoon how clever lol
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26. August 2007 @ 05:52 |
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If that was my girl she'd be getting a lift home in a hambulance....
After taking her to the moooovies ;)
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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gerry1
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26. August 2007 @ 06:09 |
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@billyboy ....Booooo! You're as bad as I am with your corny jokes!
@Ireland...those be some very big teats on them bovines (now I'm not talking dirty; I'm no farmer but I believe that's what those danglers are called!)
Some city cows!
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26. August 2007 @ 06:14 |
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cornier the better :P
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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26. August 2007 @ 19:56 |
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Law of Economics:
The amount needed for the present emergency is always in direct proportion to
the amount you had saved for a vacation.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or
you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of
your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move
faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlate d to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law:
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you
get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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26. August 2007 @ 22:01 |
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I don't know what happened to the Old Timers, but all this corn has to keep everyone wondering. LOL Don't get me wrong. Old Timers and the Black Kettle are the 2 best threads on AD. LOL
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27. August 2007 @ 12:06 |
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EDIT
IRELAND
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28. August 2007 @ 16:45 |
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"It's that time of year to take our annual MEMBERS test."
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As
we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it,
you
lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence.
There are only 5 questions, so don't get all excited and confused yet.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces between the question and answers below are there so you don't see
the
correct answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," maybe you should give up now and
do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
Question
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," maybe you shouldn't even
attempt to answer the next question. Your brain is apparently over-stressed
and
may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto
World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made
from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black
house
is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
why are you still reading this?
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall , Germany at the time was politically divided
into
West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail.
The
pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on
a
crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so
and
the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between
East
Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany,
West Germany, or no man's land"?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're in real bad shape and for your own
sake you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the
next
question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get
off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
Swansea,
three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off
and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the n ame of
the
bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? Or have you forgotten it was YOU
driving the BUS!!
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than
you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions! !!
The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it.
You
have to catch up with it yourself.
-Benjamin Franklin
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PacMan777
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28. August 2007 @ 19:30 |
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What do calves drink?
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28. August 2007 @ 23:46 |
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Answer to #4, the survivors get buried under a pile of paperwork and offers from ambulance chasers.
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1. September 2007 @ 04:40 |
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Afternoon! Its been a while. How are you guys?
I think its time for me to start helping out here again.
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1. September 2007 @ 04:42 |
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Hello Rav! I, for one, am great thanks. How are you? :-)
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1. September 2007 @ 04:45 |
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Cool, not too bad here either mate. Been up to much?
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1. September 2007 @ 04:51 |
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Yeah, I'm coming to the end of my summer holiday now but it's been v busy and eventful, despite some crappy weather here and there. Going into my last year of required education, so lots of exams this year! :X
How about you?
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1. September 2007 @ 05:57 |
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Lots going on here too, trying to log onto IRC but I've forgotten the channel. Little help?
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1. September 2007 @ 06:00 |
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/server irc.stormchat.org
/join #ad_buddies
:-)
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1. September 2007 @ 06:07 |
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Doesn't connect :( I'll try later though.
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1. September 2007 @ 06:09 |
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Yeah, my bad. Loads of Stormchat is f**ked atm.. you chose the best time to get back into irc ;-)
connect here instead..
/server irc.phrost.net
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1. September 2007 @ 10:52 |
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Originally posted by rav009:
Afternoon! Its been a while. How are you guys?
I think its time for me to start helping out here again.
GOOD, thanks for caring. :) Hope you can help out this lot. They need some serious Psychiatric help rav. ESPECIALLY that Ripper kid!!! hehehe.
.....gm
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2. September 2007 @ 01:29 |
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I'm perfectly sane tnx :-P
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2. September 2007 @ 03:30 |
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Originally posted by greensman:
Originally posted by rav009:
Afternoon! Its been a while. How are you guys?
I think its time for me to start helping out here again.
GOOD, thanks for caring. :) Hope you can help out this lot. They need some serious Psychiatric help rav. ESPECIALLY that Ripper kid!!! hehehe.
.....gm
Psychology isn't really my forte but I'll see what I can do, lol.
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2. September 2007 @ 09:31 |
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Howdy Rav.
Btw peeps, i got 2 A's, 6 B's, a C and a D
Maths - A
English Literature - A
English Language - B
Science - B/B
Business Studies - B
IT - B ____________________WTF!
PE - B
French - D
Statistics - C
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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2. September 2007 @ 09:31 |
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How crap :(
I expected way better.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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2. September 2007 @ 09:33 |
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S'alright J ;-)
Will get you into college though, so now you just have to get some sh!t hot a-level results ;P
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2. September 2007 @ 09:40 |
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yeh...spose so.
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