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25. December 2006 @ 08:23 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
good afternoon,i is here,is ye?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you sir?"
"Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.
The cop asks,
"Where was the car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.
About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Seeeee!!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!!
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25. December 2006 @ 08:28 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Lol, good joke. Merry xmas ireland. :)


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25. December 2006 @ 08:35 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
ripper
merry christmas


Stray Pussy
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.


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25. December 2006 @ 08:43 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Haha, that was even better :D






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25. December 2006 @ 09:06 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
NO JOKE HES BACK (Michael Jackson)
I bet ye all can not wait?



Ending 18 months of seclusion in Europe, reclusive superstar Michael Jackson was on a plane to the United States late Saturday bound for Las Vegas, where he plans a comeback.
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2...s/11612290.html
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25. December 2006 @ 09:37 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Merry Christmas to you all!! lol ripper, I live in Bristol (UK)!!
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25. December 2006 @ 09:39 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Merry Xmas from Reading,PA :-)
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25. December 2006 @ 09:46 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@dsgtrain: Cool :D

@tocool: You live in a "reading" but PA in the USa? ..lol


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25. December 2006 @ 09:47 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
just a side note:for tnose that want more info on the program
RipIt4Me DOES have their own forum!
here


http://forum.digital-digest.com/forumdisplay.php?f=134
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25. December 2006 @ 09:48 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Also from Wigan, Lancashire.. The place with the pier and orwellian links.
Wigan Pier...



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25. December 2006 @ 12:57 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!! My very best to everyone!

@tocool4u ... how are you doing kiddo?
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26. December 2006 @ 02:58 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Afternoon all.. just got back from Dudley (motorway was so quiet at 2:00 AM). Was a good'un this year :)

Yours Truly; Rav
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26. December 2006 @ 03:57 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Good morning all! I hope everyone has had a nice Christmas. I'm at work and I swear we must be the only office opened in all of Philadelphia; center city was like a ghost town when I walked in this morning. Ah well, should be an easy day if not a very long one (there is slow, then there is too slow). Perhaps I'll spend the day cooking up some new year's resolutions and place bets on how long it will take me to break them.
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26. December 2006 @ 04:00 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Quote:
and place bets on how long it will take me to break them.

That's always the fun bit! :)

Likewise; hope everyone had a good xmas too.




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26. December 2006 @ 07:33 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
good afternoon,
i love science,do you


Ancient pyramids discovered in Bosnia

Reports are emerging from Bosnia-Herzegovina of structures that make the pyramid of Giza look like a scale model

At 267 metres tall, the Pyramid of the Sun blows the Egyptian opposition into the weeds.

click here to read the article
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26. December 2006 @ 14:39 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
hi :)
thats it...all the kids and grandchildren have all gone

feet up a big ceeegar a large southern comfort. very peacefull

HEAVEN.....sigh


gif by ireland

we cant help if you wont help yourself
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26. December 2006 @ 16:31 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Yep all the company has finally gone on their merry way. lol. Back to surfin' the net and aD for some entertainment. lol. Good evening to all. Hope your Christmas was as good as mine.

@Ripper,
There is a Redding, California (yeh different spelling) I visited as a youth. Pretty area there and many things to do not to far away. Had to say that, just brought back good memories from my childhood. lol.

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27. December 2006 @ 04:29 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
There is a Reading Pennsylvania too...where "tocool4u" is from and while it cant be called a "pretty" city, some of the surrounding areas smack in amish country are quite beautiful.
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27. December 2006 @ 04:33 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Heh, that's cool. Well, I live outside of Reading by about 15 mins in a place called Winnersh. <-- LOL

:-)


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27. December 2006 @ 04:45 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@Ripper ... just looked at some pics; you have a pretty home town.
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27. December 2006 @ 05:21 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Yeah, there are some really asthetically pleasing areas of Winnersh, and some ugly bits :P

:-)

I live in a nice bit though, so it's all good ;P


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27. December 2006 @ 06:54 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
good morning all,i is here,is ye..
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27. December 2006 @ 07:17 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Afternoon Ireland.


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27. December 2006 @ 07:56 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Afternoon........

Yours Truly; Rav
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27. December 2006 @ 22:28 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
What am I doin up so late. lol. Good early early mornin to all. Really good night. lol.

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