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Strangely MOST of these comments are from USA, but one Aussie does us proud !
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey, singer
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for the
Federal Anti-smoking Campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country."
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it."
-- A US congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Danny Ozark, manager of Philadelphia Phillies
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-- Former president of American Motors, Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-- Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2002, because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-- State Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-- Mark S. Fowler, former Federal Communications Commission Chairman
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