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Things most women will never say !!!!!!!
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andmerr
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6. February 2005 @ 23:39 |
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enjoy one and all or add your own
andmerr
1.you know, I've been complaining a lot lately.I don't blame you for ignoring me
2.That was fun, when will all our friends be over to watch pornos again
3.That new girl in the office is a stripper,i invited her over for dinner on friday
4.While you were in the bathroom, they went fot it on the fourth down and missed.If they can hold them to a field goal they still recover.
5.Bar food again?? kick ass
6.i liked that wedding even more than ours.Your ex girlfriend has class
7.I like using this new lawn mover so much more than the old one, what a wonderful valentines day !!!!!
8.Lets just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,then you dont have to mess with it anymore
9. iTS Only the third quarter , you should order a couple more pitchers
10.Honey ,come here ! watch me do a tequilla shot off of stephanies bare ass
11. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, i dont think i'll ever change it again
12. IF we're not going to have sex , then you have to let me watch the sports centre
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7. February 2005 @ 03:34 |
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Things most women will never say !!!!!!!...."Im sorry" or "It was my fault"
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7. February 2005 @ 16:16 |
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Things most women will never say !!!!!!!
Your right ... I'm wrong :)
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8. February 2005 @ 15:11 |
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"Holy shit that thing is huge!"
Well, at least to me they won't................................
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8. February 2005 @ 16:47 |
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lol ... man your crazy.
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8. February 2005 @ 16:48 |
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probably because it is not that huge!!!
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andmerr
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8. February 2005 @ 19:18 |
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huge , what about gi-normous.Then again your right she wouldnt even comment.
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8. February 2005 @ 19:49 |
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My birth name is Hugh G. Rection ;)
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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neewbie
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8. February 2005 @ 20:40 |
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There heaps good. :)
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17. February 2005 @ 11:37 |
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I have a headache, how about i just give you a bl()w job.
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17. February 2005 @ 11:54 |
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"anal sounds like fun."
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17. February 2005 @ 12:17 |
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I got my new credit card today, but when I went shopping I couldn't find a single thing I wanted!!
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ddp
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17. February 2005 @ 12:28 |
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sounds like a female thing!!
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17. February 2005 @ 12:34 |
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Of course you can take your secretary on holiday! I'll stay home and decorate the house.
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17. February 2005 @ 17:37 |
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"honey, while you were at work, i filled the fridge with beer, shot my mother, and rebuilt the Hemi in the Charger. happy anniversary!"
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17. February 2005 @ 20:33 |
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"I admit I'm totally setting you up when I ask you if I'm fat"
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17. February 2005 @ 22:27 |
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Ok heres my contribution..
Ten things women will never say
1. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of just being friends.
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
6. This diamond is way too big!
7. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
8. Wow, it really is 14 inches long!
9. Does this make my butt look too small?
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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17. February 2005 @ 22:46 |
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Dont stop for directions I'm sure you will figure out how to get there... :-)
THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY
1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfocker.
2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just way too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.
6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".
9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them anymore.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret model!!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?
27. Let's talk, I miss talking.
28. Gay men have rights too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?
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neewbie
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22. February 2005 @ 17:17 |
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pretty good ones there.
Thermaltake.... cool all your life
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23. February 2005 @ 09:10 |
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Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
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23. February 2005 @ 09:12 |
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Hee hee. I liked the boob joke :P
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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23. February 2005 @ 09:27 |
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friend of mine sent it to me with a bunch of animate pictures with it but don't think it could be copied & paste to here
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24. February 2005 @ 01:46 |
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25. February 2005 @ 23:02 |
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'Put your wallet away, because I'm paying'
'I am busy this weekend changing the oil in my car'
'My headache has gone now'
'Would you like to see me masturbate for a change'
'You can read my mind'
'I understood that film'
'I don't have to telephone anyone tonight'
'I don't need to use makeup'
'My nails are fine'
'I have enough clothes'
'My friends are coming over, would you like to stick around'
'I have warmed the bed up for you'
'I crashed the car, and it was my fault'
'I have invited your parents round'
'Your ex and I are really good friends'
'That sex was rubbish, try again'
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
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