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1. March 2005 @ 04:15 |
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OK feel free to use these on your fellow AD members when needed, and believe me they are needed a lot.. Just don't use them on me !!! :-) If you have any more I would love to hear them.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
7. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
8. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
9. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
18. Do I look like a people person?
19. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
24. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
25. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
26. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
27. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
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1. March 2005 @ 05:11 |
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"I'm sorry. You must have me confused whith someone who gives a crap."
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ddp
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1. March 2005 @ 05:36 |
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1:i don't know as i didn't ask
2:i don't know as i just work here
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1. March 2005 @ 08:58 |
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who pissed in your cheerios?
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ddp
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1. March 2005 @ 09:01 |
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get out of wrong side of the bed did you, try the right side next time so you won't have an attitude problem
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1. March 2005 @ 09:09 |
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I see you've got your panties in a wad again.
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ScubaBud
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1. March 2005 @ 09:32 |
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for use in aD:
Must be a problem between the chair and the keyboard!
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1. March 2005 @ 10:28 |
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If you can keep your head while all others around you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the situation.
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ddp
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1. March 2005 @ 12:23 |
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1: O.F.U.- Operator F**k Up
2: M.F.U.- Manufacturer F**k Up
3: E.F.U.- Engineering F**k Up
4: R.T.F.M.D.- Read The F**king Manual Dummy
5: there is 5 things that can go wrong with a computer: humans, software, mechanical, electronics & electricity. any or all 5 screwup & god knows what the results are
6: garbage in, garbage out
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squizzle
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4. March 2005 @ 16:06 |
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ScubaBud's is the best, but here's another one
I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
-Stewie from Family Guy
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Bbmayo's guides------>http://home.comcast.net/~bbmayo/index.html
My ever-growing movie collection------>http://www.intervocative.com/dvdcollection.aspx/squizzle
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Senior Member
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5. March 2005 @ 06:24 |
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Basically graphical on what Scubabud said:
CJC
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 5. March 2005 @ 06:25
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ScubaBud
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5. March 2005 @ 06:45 |
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That is classic CJC!!!
That gif is now neatly stored away on my PC in a folder labeled aD: for emergency use only! <G>
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5. March 2005 @ 06:50 |
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LOL
Yeah it is quiet funny, especially since i work at an ISP on a helpdesk, we have ALOT of those kind of people lol.
Another one i found, which is slightly more colourful, but not as good
CJC
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ScubaBud
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5. March 2005 @ 06:56 |
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WOW, the only thing that guy was missing was his Drink Holder! :) I never could figure out how they worked when you mounted them sideways?!?!?! Hummmm :)
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ScubaBud
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5. March 2005 @ 07:16 |
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I just found these searching for PEBKAC.
Accronyms:
DFU:Dumb F*cking User
UBD:User Brain Dead
PEBKAC:Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
ID-10-T:Idiot
BOFH:Bastard Opperator From Hell
PICNIC:Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Loose nut behind the wheel
Fat fingers
Pilot error
Bad keyboard driver
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The_OGS
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6. March 2005 @ 11:15 |
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Yes PEBKAC! 99 times out of 100... LoL
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