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haymarket
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2. March 2005 @ 08:43 |
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Its only been two days and I am already fed up with the news coverage.
Well he can't play the race card (Like OJ Simpson)- he is white now!
Maybe they put in a Blockbuster chip in him.
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
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2. March 2005 @ 15:57 |
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Those blockbuster chips are every where.
I have heard there is more press coverage world wide on Michael Jackson there there was for the Iraq war (part 2). That is crazy, who cares!!!!!!!!!.
This is why I don't watch tv and watch DVDs of tv shows that were good.
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2. March 2005 @ 16:44 |
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C'mon guys, he made Thriller, Thriller.
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3. March 2005 @ 09:58 |
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that's right he did make thiller,but he also looked at porn w/ little boys.
And dave chapelle is funny as hell!!!
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3. March 2005 @ 10:04 |
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Thriller, yeah i remember that, back when her was actually black. Now i am not sure what he is, other then a pedofile.
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3. March 2005 @ 11:39 |
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on that note, is r. kelly in court? if he isn't mike needs to change his legal team!!! lol
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3. March 2005 @ 20:14 |
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Hmpfh! Michael has become one of his creatures from Thriller. I feel bad for him but the law is the law. Just too bad that the airwaves think we care.
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7. March 2005 @ 23:55 |
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i dont know what to think of michael anymore, its a shame really, he jus got more and more looney ever since he tranformed into a white woman.............ill pray for him.
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8. March 2005 @ 11:12 |
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only in America can a black man become a white woman! lol
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9. March 2005 @ 08:37 |
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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
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9. March 2005 @ 11:08 |
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HA! funny funny -catfreak- 
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haymarket
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9. March 2005 @ 15:41 |
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Why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them!
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
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9. March 2005 @ 21:06 |
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humor is the best medicine so this is for you all.Some hate him some love him but most cant make heads or tails out of him:
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!
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haymarket
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9. March 2005 @ 23:24 |
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emmmmmmm
This one is my favourite
When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
When the big hand touches the little hand!
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
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haymarket
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9. March 2005 @ 23:33 |
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Lets get this out of our system
FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE
(OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF)
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
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andmerr
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9. March 2005 @ 23:35 |
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lol , yes i quite like that one but heres one!!!
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
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10. March 2005 @ 08:05 |
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OK I am slow I don't get this one
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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue
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10. March 2005 @ 08:34 |
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man you are slow: do you know what plastic surgery is.
MICHAEL JACKSON has had that much that its embarrasing
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10. March 2005 @ 08:40 |
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Oh... Sheeeet I got it now... I was lost there for a min until you set me straight....
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10. March 2005 @ 08:54 |
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surely , i cant believe you wouldnt get that bbmayo,
you poking fun at me.I know its early
oh bugger got to go to work
later man
andmerr
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10. March 2005 @ 08:54 |
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Quote:
Maybe they put in a Blockbuster chip in him
lmfao :-)
And then it got funnier...
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10. March 2005 @ 10:14 |
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Hey I wasent messin with ya.. I wish I was cause now I feel like a tard!! LOL
In my defense I am sick and was very tired when I read that the first time.. ;-)
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haymarket
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10. March 2005 @ 10:30 |
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If I ever have to go to Court, I am going to wear my pajama bottoms, ("Pants to our N.American friends" - which is funny in itself as it means something quite different in the UK)- because then I can be late and get away with it!
What's with this man?
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10. March 2005 @ 10:37 |
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Thats a man???
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10. March 2005 @ 10:43 |
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I've just noticied that I am now a Member - I used to be a Junior Member. My girlfriend says I have a Junior Member - not quite the same. It seems Michaels preference is for Junior Members......
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