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djscoop
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_ 		12. March 2005 @ 19:03 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Got this sent to me in an email, and thought it had some good ones in it so I thought I'd share them...


1. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

3. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

5. How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

6. Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

8. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

9. I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

10. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

11. Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

12. Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

13. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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geestar20
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_ 		12. March 2005 @ 19:11 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
dude...I laughed my ass off with these
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wild77
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_ 		12. March 2005 @ 20:34 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Now that's funny!!!lmao
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Buik
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_ 		12. March 2005 @ 20:48 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Good ones. If it weren't for your sig, I'd say we were fellow conservatives.

TC
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djscoop
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_ 		12. March 2005 @ 20:55 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I got nothing against convservatives or republicans, its just the whole Bush family I have issues with
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ddp
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 08:10 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
sr i didn't have a problem with, just jr i do have a problem with
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djscoop
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 11:01 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
the fact that they have such close ties with Saudi Arabia and the oil industry is quite annoying.


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ddp
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 11:12 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
djscoop, i see you have your sign back!!!
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djscoop
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 11:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
yeah I got so many comments on it I decided to put it back in for a little bit, keep pissing off those right-wingers

edit 4 damn typos
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baabaa
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 11:43 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Just for you then djscoop

http://www.tvdance.com/bush-kerry/
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djscoop
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 13:05 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
that is too funny! I just might have to put one of those gifs in my sig...
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baabaa
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 13:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Tought you'd like that...........

Bush looks like a right turkey......LOL
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ddp
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 13:52 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
gobal gobal gobal!!!!!
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Buik
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 15:47 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Right hand turns are safer ,when using hand signals. Less chance of it being ripped off by a left of center cell phone user......

And my, are we getting off topic again?

TC
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ddp
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 15:51 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
always!!!
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philipman
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_ 		13. March 2005 @ 18:05 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fu*k, Etc."

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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