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22. March 2005 @ 08:55 |
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse / partner is taking their sweet time: Please add to the list I know there has to be some crazty stuff to do :-)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department,ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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22. March 2005 @ 09:31 |
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LOL!
See, now I THOUGHT I couldn't get into anymore trouble...but seeing this list.
Guess I will have something fun to do this weekend after all!
"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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22. March 2005 @ 09:33 |
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Tell me Mr bbmayo, have you tried all those things or are you looking for a guiene pig
Ken
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22. March 2005 @ 09:41 |
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I will have to confess I have done a few :-)
I didnt ask anyone to do any of those things... So don't use my name when the cops come for ya LOL
It's all fun until someone gets hurt LOL
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22. March 2005 @ 09:49 |
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No way...going to tell the cops you made me do it!
LOL!
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22. March 2005 @ 12:44 |
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LMFAO...............as always bbmayo right on the money.........
I like to use the comments that were made in the film 'Ghost' in the elevators............the highly contagious rash that has spread to the genitals......
People just don't have the sense of humour when they see something outrageous when they are shopping, not in the UK anyway.....................
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22. March 2005 @ 15:26 |
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I don't know about Wal Mart but I like to sit in the XXX movies with a squirt gun full of hand lotion and squirt people in the back of the head with it! The best results come from a big squirt over their shoulder then nail them with the second one :)
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22. March 2005 @ 15:30 |
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i scared the shit out of my little bro i hid inside the cloths rack and jumped out at him saying ive got candy lets just say my parents were less than impressed but it was funnier then hell.
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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22. March 2005 @ 16:05 |
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I don't know about Wal Mart but I like to sit in the XXX movies with a squirt gun full of hand lotion and squirt people in the back of the head with it!
LOL!
You SICK little puppy!!!
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22. March 2005 @ 16:07 |
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LMAO @Nephilim Damn your a sick basteeerd.. LOL
I like you !!!! LOL we could hang out any time :-)
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22. March 2005 @ 16:18 |
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you guys are just like my friends at school creepy wierd and cool.
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
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22. March 2005 @ 16:30 |
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15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
This one is on my ?to do list? ASAP!
On one of our cruises we took a little container of that fart noise maker into the elevator, where you push your finger in it and it sounds like you just farted, with all 8 of us from our dinner table. When someone enterer the elevator we hit the fart maker a couple of times, all of us saying Oooooo or Hunnee, can?t you control yourself? Those people could not wait to hit the next floor button to get off, and all of us were rolling on the floor with tears in our eyes, doing this for over an hour. Sound dumb but trust me, you had to be there! :)
Good ones, bbmayo, and congrads on the Addict status!
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22. March 2005 @ 16:55 |
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Yeah thanks scubabud, but that just shows I have no life :-)
Except when I go to WalMart LOL hahahahaha
Also I don't know does this mean I have to go to rehab now or what? If so where do I go? LMAO
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22. March 2005 @ 17:09 |
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OK here are some I did when i was younger, but it was probably Kmart not Wal mart
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them up and leaving them in certain places all over the store
Ride those little electronic rides at the front of the store
Contaminate the entire auto department with airfresheners
Leave cryptic messages on the type writers
Re~dress the manniquiens as u see fit
Tune all the radios and then turn them off then turn the volume all the way up.. That ones funny as hell try it LOL I still do that LMAO
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive
Randomly throw things into other aisles yelling "incoming"
Of course I dont do any of that anymore ;-)
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22. March 2005 @ 17:20 |
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iv played tackel football in the toy section they asked me to leave show how much they wanted to spuil my fun .
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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22. March 2005 @ 17:25 |
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I don't know about Wal Mart but I like to sit in the XXX movies with a squirt gun full of hand lotion and squirt people in the back of the head with it!
Pee Wee Herman says; Why use hand lotion??? <G>
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22. March 2005 @ 17:40 |
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that pictur just realy creeps me out whats that word hes holding and whos that in the background?
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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22. March 2005 @ 17:44 |
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Here, is this one better? It's when he got caught in a XXX theater passing the lotion so to speak!
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22. March 2005 @ 17:50 |
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Pee Wee's my hero!
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Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Better yet rub a Hershey bar all over your hand then reach under to the next stall and say "Hey buddy you got any paper over there?" :P
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22. March 2005 @ 18:00 |
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Neph
I?ve got a lot of balls, but that one, I don't think I could pull that off. Now yelling out, ?hey, there?s no Toilet Paper in here,? yep, I can do that one! And I?m going to!
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22. March 2005 @ 18:02 |
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You da man Ted, you da man!
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22. March 2005 @ 18:38 |
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I have to do this one
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
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22. March 2005 @ 20:30 |
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Those are some crazy suggestions, and very funny too, im heading to Wal-Mart tomorrow to try a couple of these gags, im a true prankster at heart anyways so im used to getting in trouble.
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27. March 2005 @ 20:26 |
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Things to do at Walmart (added addition)
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons"
6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms
9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi I haven't seen you in so long..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"
15. Repeat 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover"
31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect)
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
43. Two words: "Marco Polo."
44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no It's those voices again"
50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditzy way. "hi *giggle* What's your sign? *giggle*." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi *giggle* What's your sign? *giggle*."
59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy. If they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (don?t try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people aren?t looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex)
96. Do 95 but with the same sex (not recommended)
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice
99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial
100. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.
101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over again in the middle of a clothes rack.
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27. March 2005 @ 22:01 |
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LMAO....................
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101. Record yourself while having sex, then have it play over and over again in the middle of a clothes rack.
Better still, locate their 'common video feed' and play it on their system and transmit it to all their TV's.
I always like a favourite, take your 'pendrive' containing several computer viruses and ask the assistant to show you just how easy plug and play is on their various computer systems...............
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
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