Anything goes...comments/jabs/insults....!!!
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29. March 2005 @ 11:50 |
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Now, I hope this is within the rules, but figured that this would be a good place for all good natured insults and cheap shots...if you can't take a joke, I wouldn't advise being in here :P
Hope everyone has a good time!
;)
"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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ddp
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29. March 2005 @ 12:05 |
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your a glutton for punishment, aren't you??
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AfterDawn Addict
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29. March 2005 @ 12:29 |
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I think hes got a little masochism in him....must be the outfit got to him LOL
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AfterDawn Addict
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29. March 2005 @ 12:31 |
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btw I got your billion dollar check, and it was almost as bad as your memorex LMAO
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29. March 2005 @ 12:43 |
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yo mamma so fat, when she walked into taco bell, everybody ran for the border!
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29. March 2005 @ 12:45 |
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yo momma is so fat...I told her it was chilly outside...so she went and got a bowl :)
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29. March 2005 @ 12:49 |
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lol I like that one better than mine!
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29. March 2005 @ 12:52 |
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@ddp
Quote: your a glutton for punishment, aren't you??
Always a team player!!! :)
@jim_dandy
Quote: I think hes got a little masochism in him....must be the outfit got to him LOL
Ok...now this one was funny!!! LMAO!!!
Quote: btw I got your billion dollar check, and it was almost as bad as your memorex LMAO
LOL!!! Not as bad as those TY disc that I shingled my roof with, but hey, it's cool...gives me more inventory to sell on Ebay!!!
@djscoop
Quote: yo mamma so fat, when she walked into taco bell, everybody ran for the border!
Oh yeah!!! Well...Your momma so stupid she invented the first four wheeled tricycle!
@jim_dandy
Quote: yo momma is so fat...I told her it was chilly outside...so she went and got a bowl :)
Your momma so stupid, she thought a Mack 10 was a new hamburger at McDonalds!
ROTLMAO!!!
;)
"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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29. March 2005 @ 12:52 |
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Yours was funny too LOL
yo momma is so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out :)
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29. March 2005 @ 12:55 |
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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29. March 2005 @ 13:09 |
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@jim_dandy
Quote: yo momma is so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out :)
Your momma is so old her social security number is 1!!!
Quote: Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Your momma is so stupid, when she was drowning, she at a lifesaver!
LOL!!!!
:P
"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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29. March 2005 @ 13:29 |
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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29. March 2005 @ 13:30 |
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yo momma is so stupid she likes memorex
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29. March 2005 @ 13:58 |
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Quote: Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your momma is so stupid she asked me what comes after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know!
Quote: yo momma is so stupid she likes memorex
Oh so now we are going back to THAT now, huh??!!!
Ok ok...well here you go...your momma is so stupid I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
LMAO!!!
:P
"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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29. March 2005 @ 14:00 |
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I just thought id throw that one in to see if you were paying attention.LOL
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29. March 2005 @ 14:02 |
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ok what site are you copying and pasting momma jokes from LOL
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29. March 2005 @ 14:04 |
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the first 2 I posted were ones I remembered,the rest came from a yo momma site LOL
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AfterDawn Addict
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29. March 2005 @ 14:11 |
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I'm having deja vu...all over again!!! I like the title, though....:-)
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Mick69
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29. March 2005 @ 14:15 |
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heres another few momma joke to throw into the mix:. your mommas so fat she had to be baptized at seaworld
your mommas so fat if you sweved to miss her on the road you'd run outta petrol
your mommas so fat when she went to school she got to sit next to everybody in the class
and a sexist joke for good measure:.
why did the woman cross the road??
thats not the point, wtf was she doing out of the kitchen?!
:D
i used to hate going to weddings, all the old dears would poke me and say "your next", they stopped saying it after i did it to them at funerals -Chopper Reid-
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29. March 2005 @ 14:21 |
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YO MAMMA'S
like a hardware store. 8 cents a screw
like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
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29. March 2005 @ 14:26 |
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wild77
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29. March 2005 @ 14:35 |
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Quote: ..the sooner you embrace the Memorex, the better your life will be!!!
You must be smoking Crack
How are they paying you to push there garbage? by the disc or cash!
I wonder what's higher your coaster rate or your post count!
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AfterDawn Addict
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29. March 2005 @ 14:39 |
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Thats better.. the momma jokes were getting old, and were unoriginal....good shot wild77 :) LMAO
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29. March 2005 @ 14:42 |
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Quote: I wonder what's higher your coaster rate or your post count!
I think they coincide with each other.The more coasters he gets,the more he posts LOL
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ddp
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29. March 2005 @ 14:43 |
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me i use mamma.com for my search engine as this is still about momma
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