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stupid things you have done
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mikeyb25
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29. March 2005 @ 12:41 |
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I have a whole lot of these but I'll just give one for now.
When I first got my drivers licence almost ten years ago, I was in my brothers car driving it with one of my friends and it had just stopped snowing. We decided to go to a friends house and when we got there I went up the driveway a little too fast. When I hit the brakes I slid into the aluminum garage door and put a huge dent in the garage door. Being young and dumb I put the car in reverse and flew out the drive way. Luckily there was no one home and it didn't do any damage to the car. No one ever found out it was me either.
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29. March 2005 @ 12:47 |
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as far as dumb driving stories go, years ago when I was 16 me and my friends were all ditching school and hanging out at the beach. we decided we wanted to listen to music, so me being the genious I was attempted to drive my ford escort, which had about 2 inches of ground clearance onto the beach so we could listen to the stereo. yeah I got about ten feet and sank like a rock. of course right then the beach patrol shows up, and after giving me a piece of their mind, they let the air out of my tires, helped pushed it back onto the pavement, and then got an air compresser to fill my tires back up. lol what an idiot I was. in my defense though, it wasn't my idea, but we decided to use my car cause it had the best stereo in it. I was also stoned at the time, so my judgement was just a tad off. lol.
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ddp
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29. March 2005 @ 12:48 |
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me, 1st to almost 3rd degree burns on my right hand working on a homemade rocket engine & lucky that i didn't blow it off about a month or 2 later working with a different rocket engine
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29. March 2005 @ 12:51 |
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what kind of engine? mixing chemicals to make a solid fuel engine?
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ddp
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29. March 2005 @ 14:40 |
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using black powder & the 2nd engine was a used solid propellant rocket engine for model rockets
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clouser
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29. March 2005 @ 15:00 |
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i was down in poerto pineasco about 3 years a go for my 16th birthday i got drunk every day down there wile coming across the border in the us i was still drunk and was making stupid comments about the mexican cops they diddent seem to like that they detained me for about 3 1/2 hours befor letting me go the guys i went with their dad told my parents i was grouned for 6 months after that.
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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ddp
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29. March 2005 @ 15:07 |
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thats what you get for not being able to hold your booze
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clouser
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29. March 2005 @ 15:10 |
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yeah your right but now i only drink to exess and no more dumbass comments about the cops;)
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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Quadratic
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29. March 2005 @ 15:20 |
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While we're on stupid driving stunts, I pulled the worst one of all.
I was driving a Navigator about a while back, and I only had one contact in (the same morning, the other one split), and so I was PARKING, and I hit another small car.
It had a little scratch, but I left before the other car did, and I never told anyone (although I'm sure they were pissed when they saw it)
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clouser
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29. March 2005 @ 15:26 |
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what color was your navigater?
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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29. March 2005 @ 16:05 |
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i once had a go at fixing my guitar amp as it was making a strange buzzing noise, i started to poke about inside with my trusty screw-driver and quickly ended flying to the other side of the room as it was still plugged into the mains...
You wouldnt believe iv almost got a degree would you?
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ScubaBud
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29. March 2005 @ 16:24 |
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I?ve always been a smart a** but even worse in my younger days. When I was in a motorcycle group in Detroit, we decided to go across the border to Canada for a little cruise. It also was my birthday and my girlfriend bought me a tube that came with 3 pairs of bikini underwear, one was the color red. I also had those on that day. Anyway, we had a bad day in Canada; no one wanted to serve us when we pulled into a Drive-In restaurant so we all left pissed. Coming back across the border, on the US side, customs asked if we had anything to declare. Again being a smart a** I said; ?Nothing but the couch on the backseat a**hole.? For some strange reason the US customs agent didn?t like that comment too well and made all 30 of us pull over, and go inside for a strip search. My biker gang buddies weren?t too happy with me already but when they saw my nice red bikini underwear, that?s all it took. The flack from that day never died down, ever!
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29. March 2005 @ 16:27 |
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lol now that is a good story to tell the grandkids...
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kenneth1
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29. March 2005 @ 16:27 |
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Was pulled over one night and had a bag of weed sticking out of my top pocket, the cop pulled it out of my pocket and asked what it was, so I told him and then proceed to stick my hand out and ask for it back, the cop started laughing so hard, he forgot about the ticket he was giving me, went to jail though
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kenneth1
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29. March 2005 @ 16:28 |
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Sorry double hit reply button
Ken
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Anything else second rate
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29. March 2005 @ 16:45 |
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Years ago when I was working the afternoon shift,I would run errands in my nearby town. One morning i was in a bit of a hurry.So after running to the usual wal-mart,bank, and grocery store-everybody kept staring at me. I didn't realize it,but when I got home,I had on 2 different tennis shoes,lol
I hope nobody recognized me that day,lol
Yo ScubaBud, at those the same red briefs that you gave Venom! LMAO on that one buddy.
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ScubaBud
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29. March 2005 @ 16:52 |
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Saugmon, if they were polka dots that day like Venom?s, I wouldn?t have made it out alive!!! LOL
Thank goodness my girlfriend was there that day to fess up about the ?briefs? being a birthday present. Truth is though, I liked them a lot!!!! <G>
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29. March 2005 @ 16:57 |
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LMAO!!
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29. March 2005 @ 17:07 |
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The first time Some frends and I were setting off
Some Firework Mortar rockets.
Loaded it in the tube backwards.
Somehow made it out the tube about 1 foot.
(Towards us I might add.)
And then exploded.
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29. March 2005 @ 17:11 |
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lol I wish I could have fireworks stories like that...but they are illegal where I live. Gotta drive to Mexico to get them. we can't even have sparklers.
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clouser
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29. March 2005 @ 17:27 |
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you live in az dont you?
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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offset
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29. March 2005 @ 18:00 |
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My wife and I were separated for about one year. I proceeded to move in with my girlfriend during the separation. After the girlfriend and I had sex one afternoon, I screwed up and called her by my wife's name. I can tell you that was one of the biggest Shitstorms I ever witnessed. The next day she left for work, and I said, "See you when you get home." As she drove off, I called my friend and told him to get his ass down to my place to help move me out. She got home that afternoon to an empty apartment (except for a few of her belongings). That was the second biggest Shitstorm I had ever seen, but damn did it feel good.
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29. March 2005 @ 21:04 |
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no I live in LA, the land of smog and fake tits
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ddp
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30. March 2005 @ 07:16 |
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& were everything burns easy which is why they have so many fires & no fireworks
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keras
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30. March 2005 @ 12:29 |
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In college, a bunch of friends and I used to sit out on the porch and make fun of people as they walked by.
We called out the wrong dude.
He came back with the Ohio State Rugby team and they proceeded to beat the shit out of us.
I PITY DA FOOL!
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