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The doctor is in the house , any one welcome
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andmerr
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10. May 2005 @ 01:55 |
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Ok guys and girls the doctor is setting up practice, here at AD.Bring your ails , your aches and your pains.The doc can fix one and all.
I should note however that yes there is a fee.He gets 70%, i get 28%, and if there is anything left after the taxes dRD is going to charge then that goes to ddp.
You might say: is he any good, well what kind of crook would i be if i couldnt provide people he has helped.
The list is endless:here is an example or 2
He cured venom of that memorex disorder
He has helped darthnip
what more can you want AD has its own personal doctor, a virtual Doctor ruth.
Oh his name you may ask well lets just say
Doctor kivory666 is in the house
appointments who needs them just post
have fun one and all especially you kivory666.
andmerr
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10. May 2005 @ 02:02 |
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nurse andmerr,
your assistance is needed in OR........
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10. May 2005 @ 02:06 |
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i cured venom of memorex disorder???? HAHAHAHAHAH...
anyways, this is a great setup...i'll let you be the accountant for me as well, the "fees" related to any real health issues we can determine at a later date :) but, the dividing portion (percentage wise is very fair) hehe
when i first saw this, i was thinking...OMG, he really went through with it...for that i thank you, it was YOUR idea and i will still give you 100% credit for it. :)
have a good one, "partner~!!"
can't wait for all the posts up on here.
TY/Verbatim a day will keep ME away~ :)
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andmerr
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10. May 2005 @ 02:09 |
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yeah well that was an easy one, It's all in his head
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10. May 2005 @ 02:25 |
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HAHAHAHAHA...it's like 3:20am here in CALIFORNIA, i can't really think straight right now..but, man, i don't think anyone else on here has made me laugh as much as you thus far...after reading your posts on various threads, seemingly, YOU are my cure after a long day~ i was just reading the friday funnies and im STILL laughing...
thanks andmerr, you are a great partner on this endeavour and i would like to commend you for helping ME 1st, before we continue to help others~ :) i don't laugh often as most of my daily routine consists of long hours at the hospital with very little to no rest sometimes, but, when i have the chance...i always log on here to AD now to cheer me up. may this be the start of something GOOD, for both you and me, and naturally, the people we shall be helping...
good day to you my friend, i need to get some sleep before i pass out from laughing. :)
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"Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
I am always prepared to recognize that there can be two points of view - mine and one that is probably wrong - John Gorton
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deadcat
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10. May 2005 @ 02:26 |
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why is my left foot slightly larger than my right??
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10. May 2005 @ 02:27 |
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@deadcat
that is a very common affliction to many people, there is nothing to be concerned about. it's all in the genes~ :)
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TY & Verbs 4 Life~ :)" ~docTY~
"Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
I am always prepared to recognize that there can be two points of view - mine and one that is probably wrong - John Gorton
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10. May 2005 @ 04:21 |
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LMAO!!!! Bastards...all of you...I am so not cured of my Memorex's dagnabit!
LOL!!!
Guess you better try harder doc!
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Catch yall here in due time :P
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10. May 2005 @ 04:46 |
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i'm only the nurse but i see delusions are quite common for you young man, i think the doctor should be able to help you anyway, maybe hypnotism.
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deadcat
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10. May 2005 @ 05:04 |
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could i get my toes cut off to even them up?? it makes me feel very self conscious
:)
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ddp
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10. May 2005 @ 11:11 |
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put some air it the right foot as it is partly deflated
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10. May 2005 @ 13:05 |
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lol...hahahahaha pump it up like a bike tire~
ddp just made his first commission...2% of $________??
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TY & Verbs 4 Life~ :)" ~docTY~
"Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
I am always prepared to recognize that there can be two points of view - mine and one that is probably wrong - John Gorton
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10. May 2005 @ 13:26 |
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My turds are hot and steamy, can I just stick a thermometer up there to check the tempertures, or is there any software that can display this for me?
Also my exhaust seems to be sucking in rather than blowing, could this be the route case and if so how could I cure it?
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11. May 2005 @ 20:11 |
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I am 47 and very stupid. I have a thing about corn. I have little pink ribbons waiting for one or both of Nephilims twins to actually tie their hair back in pig tails. I am not afraid of the dark. I am heavily taxed. I am obsessed with various pictorial representations of the order of my mind and I have a lot of random thoughts:
http://nelsonmania.com/spirograph.htm
Other than that, and maybe a few quirks or two, I feel like I'm relatively normal, so why do I feel this way or that? What's wrong with me? Can it be cured?
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andmerr
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11. May 2005 @ 22:03 |
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are you sure you need a brain surgeon, i think it might be a shrink for you
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Weycraze
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11. May 2005 @ 22:34 |
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Hey Doc,
...diagnosis...
It's 2:29 am where I am, I only have 10 beers left. I really have had good luck with Memorex, they all worked and still do.
What would you prescribe?
Weycraze
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11. May 2005 @ 23:07 |
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@weycraze,
i would prescribe you going out and getting MORE BEERS, since once your buzz is gone, you will soon find out that Memorex problem/thing is an illusion. :)
i've seem to run into a bit of a snag in terms of venom stating he's "not completely cured," however, i am still working on a prescription to help out this poor soul and his obvious "severe" case of Memorexitis~ you seem to be suffering from a less severe case, while it appears to be benign, it might just be dormant and is in fact quite malignant. :P with further treatment, i think both of you can be cured in the near future.
obviously, i need to increase the dosage of TY and Verbatim into your bloodstream, while i rely on Andmerr to administer the dosages, he can't be there ALL the time and it is physically impossible to cure every case of Memorexitis. :)
i will check back at a later date when you have gotten more beers and more TY and Verbs, hopefully, this is just a fluke and you only show slight symptoms of Memorexitis and not full blown Memorextism.
good day to you and good luck w/ your treatment.
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Verbatim dvd+r DL (MKM001)= flawless no compression backups
"Do Yourself A Favor, Use The Good Stuff
TY & Verbs 4 Life~ :)" ~docTY~
"Its better to be quiet and appear stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
I am always prepared to recognize that there can be two points of view - mine and one that is probably wrong - John Gorton
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12. May 2005 @ 06:06 |
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Good grief...where DID you get your medical training, kivory?
I want a second opinion!
LMAO!!!
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"From now on we are poison to you Spider-man...Thats why we call ourselves... VENOM"
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12. May 2005 @ 08:51 |
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Whenever I go to sleep I dream about women who do what I want,(any time!) don't answer back and go to work then give me their pay packet.
What's wrong with me?
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
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andmerr
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12. May 2005 @ 10:55 |
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ok venom heres your 2nd opinion.
YOUR A SICKMAN
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12. May 2005 @ 11:27 |
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hey doc - just letting you know i took the twins to the eye doctor and everything is fine. we're off the kiddie doctor next week for a checkup and referal. I'll let you know how it turns out.
and on a side note - you guys know i joke around as much as anyone else but this thread is a bit silly. stop and think about this for 1 second, we have a doctor in the house who is being cool enough to offer FREE advise, a freakin brain surgeon no less!! yeah joking is fun and good for the soul but lets try not to bore him to death or make light of this really cool thing we have going on here, we cant risk runnign the doc off before someone really needs some good sound advice from a doctor and cant afford to see one. Dont get me wrong, i'm not saying not to joke at all, i just dont want to scare off the doc by having a "little boy who cried wolf" thread when we can easily have other joke threads going.
now carry on maggots!! :)
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12. May 2005 @ 11:37 |
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darthnip your a party pooper but point taken, so that will be a $100 for the advice, thank you
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12. May 2005 @ 11:48 |
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Hey doc... my left testicle swelled up the other day and hurt. The swelling's gone away and so has the pain, but the testicle is now twice as big as the right one. Anything I should be worried about?
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12. May 2005 @ 11:53 |
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you obviously didn't read a damn thing i wrote, i stated quite clearly that joking is good and healthy!!!! but i've seen way too many threads start as a good thing that would have been a constructive addition to aD, but they end in crap and get forgotten. I just dont want this thread to be one of them. i mean come on, how often can you get free good medical advice? now kindly pocket your 28% and stfu :)
and if i dont say anything else can i squeeze in on 1-2%? we'll call it "hush money"
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12. May 2005 @ 12:20 |
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i'm prepared to take a pay cut of 3% just to keep you happy, you know share the wealth and all.The doc wont mind as he's still getting his 70% and dRD's getting his slice of the pie.Just don't tell ddp that your getting more than him or there be hell to pay.Gotta keep the mods happy.
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