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19. May 2005 @ 23:16 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off !
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a foot! ball field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to k! now.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glow s under a black light.! (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity by adding your own comments and hopefully this will bring a smile and maybe even a chuckle to some one else!!

have fun all

andmerr

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19. May 2005 @ 23:24 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
i would really love to be a pig as well in my next life~ im with you on this one, quality over quantity~ good day to you buddy~ :)

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20. May 2005 @ 07:54 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
but if u add up all 50 of them then it will be better than 1 big 1.

think about it, punch urself hard on 1 leg and then punch urself 100 soft on the other leg, what 1 hurts more??????

thought so......

!!thecraigc!!


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20. May 2005 @ 08:22 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
if friction causes heat how many times do you have to take yourself in hand to boil a kettle? (not that the pig would care).


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21. May 2005 @ 10:28 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Dude, after reading all that how can you not want to be a pig. Course my wife says I am one now, so I guess I don't have to wait for my next life.


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21. May 2005 @ 13:06 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
@ arniebear:

that response takes the cake .Thanks that was a good laugh.



andmerr


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