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Lets make fun of ford!!!!!
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23. May 2005 @ 19:17 |
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My friend's car broke down, again, so I wanted to make fun of ford.Here we go.
"Ford Escort, Built to ................ actually, ......... we dont know why we built it".
"Ford Fiesta, Built for a laugh"
"Ford AstroVan, Built for child molesters"
"Ford Crown Victoria, Built for Cops, also grandparents."
I feel better now.
My rendition of its better to have loved and lost to have never loved before...."Its better to have gotten some action and lost some self esteem than to never have gotten any action at all." http://www.usfguy.net |
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andmerr
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23. May 2005 @ 23:09 |
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F found
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24. May 2005 @ 02:22 |
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F ix
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bcook77
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24. May 2005 @ 03:38 |
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24. May 2005 @ 05:32 |
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What is the difference between a HEDGEHOG and a FORD???????
The hegdehogs pricks are on the outside!
Full
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Dents
My rendition of its better to have loved and lost to have never loved before...."Its better to have gotten some action and lost some self esteem than to never have gotten any action at all." http://www.usfguy.net |
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baabaa
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24. May 2005 @ 10:17 |
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I drive a Ford, so any of you guys want to...........
FFight
OOr
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DDa Sheep
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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24. May 2005 @ 11:24 |
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i will put money saying my civic will beat your ford in a race. lol unless you have a GT and I'm not talking about a mustang.
My rendition of its better to have loved and lost to have never loved before...."Its better to have gotten some action and lost some self esteem than to never have gotten any action at all." http://www.usfguy.netThis message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 24. May 2005 @ 11:25
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24. May 2005 @ 13:07 |
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yes I too have had Fords and they have been great cars. My first car was an 89 escort, then a 91 explorer, and now I have a 93 ranger with over 250,000 miles on same engine and tranny. I'd take a ford anyday over a ugly ass dodge or stupid chevy
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Auslander
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24. May 2005 @ 13:31 |
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i miss the classics... ;_;
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24. May 2005 @ 14:11 |
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MOPAR man myself. Daimler-Chrysler have been cranking out some great new models over the last few years - Dodge Viper, Chrysler 300C SRT8, Plymouth Prowler, Dodge Magnum, Dodge Ram SRT10, Chrysler Crossfire and so on.
Ford and Chevy haven't hardly been able to make anything noteworthy since the late 60's early 70's. Ford managed to pull off a miracle by doing everything right with the styling on the new Mustang and the new F-150 is incredibly nice when it's fully loaded but that's about it. The GT is amazing but who can afford it.
Chevy needs to get rid of whatever team of old women they have designing their vehicles because almost everything they have out now is so uninspired and boring it's sad. The trucks are the epitome of ho-hum and their sedans should all just be called "The Chevy Blah". The only model they have going for them is the C6 which is a world class car. Besides the 'Vettes the last Chevy that was worth a shit was the Caprice SS - you could get a 502 stuffed in that bastard if you wanted.
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33 This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 24. May 2005 @ 14:29
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baabaa
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24. May 2005 @ 14:16 |
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I have just stuck 'GT' letters on mine so I am ready...........brum, brum........
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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24. May 2005 @ 14:28 |
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Lol, you go baabaa!
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
The Forum Rules You Agreed To! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/2487
"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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24. May 2005 @ 14:37 |
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Frequently
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ddp
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24. May 2005 @ 18:04 |
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clouser
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24. May 2005 @ 18:11 |
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dont
over
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i hate dodge cause this sluty bitch my older bros gowing out with has a dodge pickup.(she tryed getting with me.:(
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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24. May 2005 @ 18:22 |
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I do like the new ford f150. It's cool lookin, but as for the mustang I don't know what to think about the new body.
My rendition of its better to have loved and lost to have never loved before...."Its better to have gotten some action and lost some self esteem than to never have gotten any action at all." http://www.usfguy.net |
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lxhotboy
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24. May 2005 @ 18:28 |
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fords new truck are pretty good lookinf but they screwed up when they stop making the harley davidson f 150 and ford gas mileage is not as good as chevy. Also the mustang's are a poorly designed car.
The 325hp ss camaro or ram air firebird would outrun a stock 325 horsepower cobra before they stopped making them. The mustang had a lighter body and still were slower off the jump.
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Auslander
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24. May 2005 @ 18:30 |
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most beautiful car ever: 1969 dodge charger (midnight black or plum crazy purple). passed on today on the road...so low and wide as it was coming at me, i smiled...then, seeing the cut of the rear end in my mirror...oh, i love those cars!
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24. May 2005 @ 18:34 |
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1969 mercury couger i love this car or a 1966 ford mustang coupe.
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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Auslander
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24. May 2005 @ 18:39 |
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how about a '65 Shelby? lol
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clouser
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24. May 2005 @ 18:46 |
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hell yeah;) lol
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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24. May 2005 @ 18:59 |
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First
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For BaaBaa :)
That's what I always heard as a kid anyways!
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Auslander
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24. May 2005 @ 19:00 |
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a '70 challenger with a 340 and a four-speed...quite a road racer, lol...
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clouser
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24. May 2005 @ 19:06 |
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70 roadrunner with a 454 hemi try that on for size.
I find suicide interesting because its the conscius desision to no longer exist
george carlin.
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Auslander
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24. May 2005 @ 19:14 |
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unless you're building a drag car, that's too much engine. the weight would force the car to become unbalanced and too unstable for my favorite type of racing: road racing. i'd stick a 383 (at the most) in there, bore it .30 over or so, supercharge/turbocharge it, add a shot of NOS, and do some work to stiffen the frame, redistribute the weight, and increase the power. but it's all good; a kickass engine is a kickass engine....can't beat the 426, though...it's classic!
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