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this ones for the baabaa man, just looking out for ya!!!!
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andmerr
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26. May 2005 @ 02:53 |
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Well man you know we are getting around to xmas again, so its only 6 ish months away.You want to be prepared so i though a little fore thought would go a long way.So this xmas we ghave shit loads for your 4 footed friends.
Hope you like this thread my friend, i hunted high and low for ya.
andmerr
SHEEP THRILLS FOR CHRISTMAS
Christmas is just around the corner. Throw away those usual, boring catalogs! Forget the crowded stores filled with rampaging pick-pockets. Make this year different. Order from the Fez4Ewe Discount Catalog. Get those special, personalized gifts for your loved ones. Or, get yourself stocked with a wide variety of sheepish sundries available only here!!!!
Sheep-Sleep Sedatives (for those long, hot nights on the ranch) Bottle of 30 $12.95
Flocksin Antibiotics (been a little promiscuous with the herd?) One week supply $49.95
Ram Power Deodorant (rid yourself of that dirty, barn odor) Specify spray or get rolled on $3.75
Sheep Snatch Birth Control Patch (avoid paternity suits) Endorsed by MizBoPeep 6 month supply $69.95
Hind-Mounting Harness (Steady, girl) $59.95
Corral-Pal (the inflatable, human, male pervert) Great for times when the master is away (anatomically correct) $169.95
Sheep Musk (dating & mating lotion) For that perfect breeding 1 ounce bottle $34.95
Ovine-Divine Marital Aids (used, abused and endorsed by Fez4Ewe) Gift boxed in recycled crate $229.95 ***Must be over 21 or equal in sheep years to order***
Udder Clamps (for that special enthusiast) Sets of 8 $39.95
Ovine Speculum (view that inner ewe) Stained steel or plastic $49.95
Hoof Cuffs (Cums with matching hitch) Sets of 2 $49.95
Hoof Rings (Show your affection) Available in all 12 birthstones $39.95
RAMifications (new, all male colonge) 8 ounces $49.95
HOT SHEEPTHRILLS!!! (The hot, bestselling novel of a night at the ranch) Written by Fez4Ewe $11.95
Ovine Divine French Postcards (Stimulate your friends) 12 per box, varied positions $17.95
Lamb Whamm! (Sheepish Fly) 1/4 ounce $195.95
Hindquarter Spreadbar (Self explanatory, you pervert!) $59.95
Grand Wiz Galoshes (Avoid being caught in deep manure) Available in all sizes and colors $29.95
Learn To Speak Sheepanese (Communicate with your lustful, submissive prey) Set of 6 tapes $49.95
For further product description or immediate ordering, e-mail: Fez4Ewe@aol.com
Brought to you by: Sheep Thrills!
http://members.aol.com/Fez4Ewe/SheepThrills.html
if you laughed as much as me maybe a comment or to would suffice for this thread....
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26. May 2005 @ 07:03 |
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And I thought being a pig was good, being a sheep is even better you get to have all these goodies to order, and don't even have to leave your pen.
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26. May 2005 @ 15:27 |
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LMAO.................You kill me........
You found my xmas list to Santa.............
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Hindquarter Spreadbar (Self explanatory, you pervert!) $59.95
This one I think is a little tricky to master, I have tried the obvious route, but find myself slipping off.......LOL
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Corral-PAL (the inflatable, human, male pervert) Great for times when the master is away (anatomically correct) $169.95
Revenge shall be mine..........and I shall be using that at the top of the cliff and dress it up in red wellies................
Could you keep your eyes open for the Sheep Ultra Viagra, it sells very fast and I always seem to miss out, I have just ordered the Hoof Cuffs (Cums with matching hitch) Sets of 2 $49.95 and I think the Viagra would compliment it quite well..................
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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26. May 2005 @ 15:42 |
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that's disturbing :-P
"papa! papa! there's a wolf in the barn! and he's part of a sheep orgy!"
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andmerr
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26. May 2005 @ 22:32 |
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hey auslander , heres a disturbing site, you know they actaully have this as the cover page for there sheep website!!!
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andmerr
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26. May 2005 @ 22:33 |
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hey baabaa a relative or just a fan
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Auslander
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27. May 2005 @ 04:27 |
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well, considering that the sheep takin it right there is baabaa, i'd say that's his master :)
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baabaa
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27. May 2005 @ 07:27 |
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They call him Jethro, and he is an animal.......Baaaaaaaaaa!
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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27. May 2005 @ 13:52 |
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have you knit him anything, woolboy?
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baabaa
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27. May 2005 @ 14:21 |
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Can't spare the wool, he needs something to grab onto.......LOL
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
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Auslander
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27. May 2005 @ 14:54 |
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not even your pubic wool? lol
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