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dRD is a smacktard
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A_Klingon
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15. October 2003 @ 23:19 |
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Eh? What's that Sonny? Speak up will ye? Me eyesight ain't so good these days, and these words here is so OLD all faded and everything. Hang on a sec.......[brushing the cobwebs off the page]....eh? What's this? [peering and squinting through my befocals]... a "SmikTard"? What's this? A Smikkytard or something? Is you a Smiktard Petteri?
Can you see a doctor or take a pill and get it all cleared up please, so we don't catch nothin'? (There's a lot of viruses goin' around y'know, and I'd hates it if I got meself a bad case of the Smiktards. (Does it itch in places?)
Thank You.
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16. October 2003 @ 02:49 |
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LMFAO - HA HA HA
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19. October 2003 @ 18:59 |
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dRD you havent been forgetting to give Kligy his medication again have you?
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A_Klingon
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19. October 2003 @ 20:23 |
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Oh geeze..... I think I gots "The Smiktards" virus, Dela. I musta got it offa toilet seat or something. I need an ointment to stop the scratchin', 'cause like, I got me this real bad itch. [scratch...scratch...scratch]
I'd see a doctor, but it's too embarrasing, (I mean, geeze, what would the neighbours think?), and I have no intention of letting him tell me to 'bend over and cough'.
(Friggen smiktards...... :-( I think it comes from African monkeys or something.)
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20. October 2003 @ 14:10 |
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hey klingy, is that toilet seat mention maybe from frank zappa? i got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up, and grabbed my meat!!
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
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A_Klingon
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21. October 2003 @ 01:41 |
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Great Googooly Moogooly Darthnip !
Yes! That must have been the one - that toilet seat in Joe's Garage! That's what done it, I say! This smiktard thing puts a hurt on my nose, (I ain't lyin') - can you fix it up, do you suppose?
[Note from the Smashing Pumpkin]: I do apologize to all the A/D'ers who have no clue of what I'm rambling on about - it's just that darthnip rather impressed me with his entirely appropo Frank Zappa references! 
St. Alfonzo (the guy who stole the margarine), sends his best regards.
-- Coming to you from across the Tundra, I remain your friendly servant, Nanook. --
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21. October 2003 @ 04:27 |
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lol - isnt he that 7-'s guitar player who was a bit crazy and di weird stuff? I suppose that would explain Klingy's facination with him.
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21. October 2003 @ 13:16 |
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HAHAHAHA klingy, I LOVE YOU!! (aint i dont mean that in a pluking kinda way).
he eats the snouts and the trotters first, the loins and the groins are soon dispursed.
his carving style is well rehearsed. he stands and shouts......all men be cursed.
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
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A_Klingon
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21. October 2003 @ 18:54 |
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Yeah, he was a nut-burger, Oriphus, of the nicest (if naughty) kind. An accomplished guitarist too -- a workaholic all his life -- very outspoken, controversial, and never hesitated to speak his mind.
He passed away a little while ago at the age of 52. Sad, really. Too, too young to die.
Howard Stern (the 'Shock-Rock' guy) owes a lot to Frank. Ah well, ........
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22. October 2003 @ 06:25 |
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THAT Frank?? The one that did all the radio shows with Howard Stern? The Frank that the film 'Private Parts' had in it? Cool, i never put the two of them together....
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22. October 2003 @ 13:56 |
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yeah as well as the monkees! i remember when they would do short spots after the show where they were all sitting around talking with frank. it was great. hell i think one of his best works (60+ albums) was -shut up and play yer guitar-
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
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24. October 2003 @ 05:01 |
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Strange that i never realised the link lol. He's one funy motherfucka, it is sad that he has died though. I loved the film Private Parts
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24. October 2003 @ 05:03 |
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dRD - in relation to the 45 day limit, it does seem to apply to addicts, since i could not post a reply to a thread i started a long time ago. It only gave me the option to start a new thread.
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I hate titles
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24. October 2003 @ 05:36 |
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Oriphus: Really? And the thread wasn't locked and you were already logged in?
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24. October 2003 @ 06:16 |
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I'll check that now
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24. October 2003 @ 06:18 |
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Did you change something cuz its working now. I was logged in at the time also since i had already posted a few before that. Never worry - its sorted anyway. Thanks dRD
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I hate titles
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24. October 2003 @ 06:22 |
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Nope, I didn't fix anything :-)
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24. October 2003 @ 07:40 |
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Thanks Boss. Anyway, what you do posting comments, hand cuff yourself back to a server and keep working on the new AD. Go.... :-D
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A_Klingon
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29. October 2003 @ 23:01 |
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Yup, oriphus, 'Private Parts' was a smashing movie, a true-story 'behind-the-scenes' look at Howard's rise to fame. I saw him (fully dressed in drag) on the Dave Letterman shoe some years back.
darthnip: He (Zappa) has turned out a _lot_ of (um), "less-than-desireable" albums in the past, but Oh! When he was good, he was Good!.
My fave Zappa albums are, "Overnight Sensation"; "The Apostrophe"; and "Sheik Yerbouti" - three utterly hilarius albums.
dRD: What's a nice admin like you doin' in a thread like this? Have we got this smacktard thing under control yet? If not, I'll have to get out the heavy guns. (Javex, Lysol disinfectant, blow-torch, a couple of mops and buckets, lotsa hot soap & water, and a good submachine gun.) Ask Paul if he can contribute the ammo.
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30. October 2003 @ 10:57 |
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yeah those are a few of my favorites too, along with joe's garage and shut up and play yer guitar. Frank was strange, but brilliant, gotta take the good with the bad i suppose. If he wouldn't have mad a few crappy albums, the good ones wouldn't seem quite as good i think. I would have loved to hang out with him for a day, just to see what it was like. could you imagine going to the 7-11 to get a slurpee with him?!?! what a trip!
http://www.Lonero.net - friend of the forums, great guitar player
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Easycola
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6. November 2003 @ 02:01 |
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Omfg, ain't safety valve enough for you fellas, hence you will have to invade feedback section as well with OTM (Off Topic Minds) related stuff?:D
Feeling incomplete?
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7. November 2003 @ 23:33 |
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Wow. Spelling errors in a sentence with less than 10 words highlight the reason why you managed to get yourself banned.
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A_Klingon
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8. November 2003 @ 02:21 |
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Three proposed new rules for submitting forum messages:
* Must have attended a publicly-approved school to at least Grade 3, with an average class rating of no less than C+.
* Must have a demonstrated ability to string 4 or 5 words together into recognizeable sentences.
* While optional, in lieu of having any constructive point to make, having at least a vague idea of what one would really like to say, is preferrable.
-- The Right Honourable Shiek Yerbouti --
p.s. Did you get that really silly (and awful) 3" mini VideoCD I mailed to you last week? <hee-hee>
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8. November 2003 @ 11:52 |
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Why buy ps2 games when you can download them for free?
hehe, what a stupid sig. I'll tell you why you should buy ps2 games, because it costs an absolute fuck load of money to make them and downloading them is not the same as a real copy anyway, especially if u rely on games ripped from DVD to cd-r + no need for a modchip in your ps2 that might just fry it someday. But of course u were thinking, hmm, I gotta look like "the big man" around here... i wont even go on, i cud write an essay on u from just reading ur sentence!
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Praetor
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8. November 2003 @ 16:33 |
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Will someone please tell eme who got their pretty ass banned? :P
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