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AfterDawn Addict
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9. August 2008 @ 23:34 |
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Originally posted by LeadBaron:
Want: Sex.
Will trade: My virginity.
@Leadbaron, this is something I would not advertise too loudly
"The flimsier the product,the higher the price"
Ferengi 82nd rule of aqusition
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9. August 2008 @ 23:48 |
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I would suggest he try Loco Industries for him, but we already know how their reputation is!!
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varnull
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9. August 2008 @ 23:52 |
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Oh yeah... we guarantee you will get a good shafting when you buy from loco industries.. heheheheh..
wanted:: somebody to move the dead rat in my yard
offered:: fishing maggots
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ddp
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10. August 2008 @ 00:33 |
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4 legged or 2?
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varnull
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10. August 2008 @ 00:43 |
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4 and fur.. or it had a few weeks ago.
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A_Klingon
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13. August 2008 @ 14:28 |
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Originally posted by tripplite:
i would....but im afraid of a very angry klingon busting down my door with a banhammer LOL
Thou art most wise & honourable, master tripplite. Klingon has taught thee well. Since interference with a Klingon's anonymity (i.e. creating a bogus profile where no actual profile currently exists) brings with it the Death Penalty, -- and in particular, since you have voluntarily declined to repeat your past mistakes - the Klingon High Council has voted to let you live, and declare you an honourable citizen. (Albeit, on probation).
May Ye Go Forth And Multiply! Nods to the House Of Tripp.
-- Miss Pickles, Honourable Secretary to the House Of A_Klingon --
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A_Klingon
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13. August 2008 @ 14:53 |
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Originally posted by iluvendo:
Originally posted by A_Klingon:
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...and finally create a profile for him
Don't ya dare, tripp!!!!!
@ Trippy, double dog dare ya to do it !!!
Be It Known:
Klingons, in general, have covert spies, agents, mercenaries-for-hire, volunteers, sympathizers, crazed maniacs and other various support groups, strategically distributed throughout every known sector in this quadrant.
As such, anycoersion, abetting, inciting, double-dog-daring or encouraging to corrupt any Klingon member who, having already been declared "An Honourable Citizen" by the Council, (see last post), would be IMMEDIATELY reported back to this office.
Should this occur, I would not want to be in your shoes. If fact I shudder [oouuuuu, eeeeee, aahhhhh, shiver, etc. etc.] at the mere thought of being caught!
However, even though you, iluvendo, have no sister to attend me in a candle-lit dinner, I agree that this is not your fault, and for just Three Easy Payments of $9.99 (plus shipping), you TOO can become a bonafide, card-carrying 'Honorable Cit'Zen' of the Klingon Empire!
Honorable Citizenry brings with it certain privileges and perks not available to the general A/D population, such as:
* Immunity from being Banned for 6 months or 1,000 posts (whichever comes first)
* Immediate retribution from the Klingon Military, against any party or individual who would insult, dis-honour, or slight another Klingon member
* An annual raffle draw, where the booty and spoils of many Klingon Raids against undefended outposts, are awarded to three (3) lucky members!
But you must hurry! Membership Positions ARE limited and will be considered on a first-come-first-served basis.
<Visa & MasterCard accepted>.
-- Klingy, The Chaste --
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A_Klingon
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13. August 2008 @ 15:01 |
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Originally posted by iluvendo:
Originally posted by LeadBaron:
Want: Sex.
Will trade: My virginity.
@Leadbaron, this is something I would not advertise too loudly
There are few phone numbers written on the wall of the klingon men's washroom, if he's interested. :P
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A_Klingon
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13. August 2008 @ 15:10 |
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Regarding "Fishing Maggots" in varnull's backyard:
Originally posted by ddp:
4 legged or 2?
We've got about 2 surplus cargo holds of "gaahhhh" (a live-worm delicacy) which should make excellent bait for catching 2-or-four legged fish......
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varnull
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13. August 2008 @ 16:23 |
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Looks tasty.. ps.. missed the maggots now, just a nice collection of castors.
Coming soon.. rat skull ;)
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tripplite
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16. August 2008 @ 13:13 |
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want: sex
offered: Leadbarons virginity
yeah Im not quite sure how this is going to work out either.......
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16. August 2008 @ 13:44 |
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Trippy....you sick bastard :P
Does anorexia induce constipation?
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Ive become so paranoid, that Im paranoid about my paranoia....
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16. August 2008 @ 14:55 |
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We've already known Trippy is a sick bastard. He does have those umentionable Goody fantasies!!
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tripplite
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16. August 2008 @ 21:09 |
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at least i cared about him SOB SOB!!!!
Want: Some kind of material object to fill in the void goody left
Offered: various bags of dried Chinese tea leaves
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varnull
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16. August 2008 @ 21:44 |
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offered.. large inflatable penis (loco industries sample.. excellent goody replacement)
wanted... information.
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A_Klingon
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16. August 2008 @ 23:17 |
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Originally posted by LeadBaron:
Trippy....you sick bastard :P
I think it must be all that airplane glue he sniffed as a kid, LeadBaron. :P
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9. January 2009 @ 02:19 |
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Wanted New unmaxed out credit cards
Trade Maxed out credit cards
Life is Grand !
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