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7. April 2004 @ 12:31 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I like how the light spray thing is in the shape of a gun. If you out late at night and some cop pulls you out and your holding that thing. I would expect him her to shoot you. Test out you hobby Neephilim.

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7. April 2004 @ 13:29 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
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Test out you hobby Neephilim.
I think I'll pass on that one :) Wasn't there supposed to be a wink at the end of that?

Prisoner is out to rub me out! He's going to wait in the shadows and take me out with a sharpened Meatball Magic :0



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7. April 2004 @ 21:13 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Ya I just re read that and the wording is not what was intended. But is funny reading it straight. I mean to put pauses and not imply that you personly had the plastic gun, but were rather the cop. Oh well.

Wink?

do you mean like :P or :) or :(

Or add an LOL like this




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7. April 2004 @ 21:24 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I wouldn't hide in the shadows. I would just send you ebola or black death in the mail. Look at:
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/


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12. April 2004 @ 18:30 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
look, someone has taken the 5.25" bay lighter one step farther:

http://www.thermaltake.com/accessories/xray.htm

Now you won't have all the advantages of having a lighter inside of your computer, but instead of spilling your drink next to your computer, why not spill it all over the front!
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12. April 2004 @ 18:36 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
oooh cuz who doesnt need a cup folder coming out of the computer!!!


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12. April 2004 @ 21:10 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
LOL Prisoner - I want a fuzzy ebola!


I can't believe thermaltake actually makes that drink holder.

How about a big slurpee machine that not only serves up slurpees at your desk but also feeds your water cooling system with ice-cold slurpee juice to keep that CPU nice and cold :)



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14. April 2004 @ 10:49 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Now would you really want to be palming your sperm all day? I don't think this is very practical.

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14. April 2004 @ 17:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I hate it when the mouse sticks to my hand when I get up out of my chair.



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15. April 2004 @ 08:00 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Furry palms wouldn`t be good either.

But you could decrease your risk for cancer.

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15. April 2004 @ 08:31 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
*off topic but funny nontheless*

I actually worked with a guy that had hair on his right palm - no lie.

I'm a construction electrician and worked with this old guy who, years back, had gotten hit on the line side of a high voltage transformer. The current entered his left hand and traveled through his chest and out his right hand (lucky bastard too - 99.9% it kills you going through your chest like that). When it exited his right hand it burned a big hole in his palm so they grafted a big piece of his (very hairy) belly skin to his palm.

What I could never figure out is why he left it all hairy instead of shaving it.



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15. April 2004 @ 11:16 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I hate shaving every day, could imagine shaving your palm every day!! That would be too much. I would just become a stand up comedian, good cheech and chong jokes.

Lets see if this starts a fight as a new pointless product:


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21. April 2004 @ 07:10 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Here's a good one.......





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22. April 2004 @ 11:34 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Hey, I was actually considering buying that thing. Well the next model up without the stupid side thing ont the right. But now looking at the this one:


As it doesn't require an amazing sound card.

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22. April 2004 @ 12:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Ha! I like the one in your post, I just didn't get why someone would want a keyboard/keyboard.

Chalk it up to the fact that I'm not a big fan of "multiuse" products - I like something made specifically for one thing :)



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22. April 2004 @ 12:23 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Keyboard keyboards save desk space, that I don't have. Also it includes good software packages. But it needs too as it is not very compatible with other available programs. But the Edirol is very compatible and has an amazing built in sound system and connects to notebook via USB 2.0 .



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22. April 2004 @ 16:44 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Well I'm now officially edumacated as to the benefits of a keyboard/keyboard! That would work well for saving space.

Guess I wasn't looking at it from the right perspective :) I'm not musically inclined so the "coolness" went over my head - I can't even carry a steady drum roll.



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23. April 2004 @ 06:27 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Steading drum rolls are easy, just cut a sample or loop and repeat :P

I was some what musical, but now what to get into the digital virual orchestra stuff. Samples and loops are a good thing.

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23. May 2004 @ 19:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Here's a banana saver!!
Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
http://www.bananaguard.com/index.php
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23. May 2004 @ 20:17 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
wow and they're only $5 each!! for that kind of money i could just buy a bunch of bananas and eat the one thats safe in the middle of the bunch. but of course i'd look pretty silly carrying around a big bunch of bananas all the time.





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24. May 2004 @ 03:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Purring Kitty: Turn your cell phone into a vibrator!!
http://www.vibelet.com/
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24. May 2004 @ 07:24 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Is it me or is there no picture of the Purring Kitty? I'm morbidly curious as to how they managed to do it.

WARNING for men: The Purring Kitty will not work if you're wearing the Banana Saver!!!!!



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24. May 2004 @ 12:09 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
With the Nokia 7600, that could really hurt. I would think the slimer models would be best :P

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28. May 2004 @ 08:25 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Do you think the Banana Guard could hold a Nokia 7600? I could shove it up my arse and enjoy the pleasures of gay sex.... I didn't say that.

http://www.geocities.com/MadisonAvenue/1800/Motorcycle.htm

This is just one of the crazy inventions on this site. It's pretty funny.



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