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porkroll
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_ 		1. August 2005 @ 18:42 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
>needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
>friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
>together.
>
>Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet.
>Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
>over."
>
>The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician thought this was rather strange.
>
>Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.
>
>Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
>Roll him over."
>
>The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "no, it ain't Bubba."
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
>
>"What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
>
>Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.
>
>Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
>two assholes."



Yeah, I am bored
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pulsar
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_ 		2. August 2005 @ 00:27 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Here's the thread for jokes.....

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/21/114516


Keeps everything nice & sweet

Pulsar
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porkroll
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_ 		2. August 2005 @ 07:37 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Thanks Pulsar. I really need to look into these things before I post.
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