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Thing That Make You Go, Mmmmmmmm????
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4. September 2005 @ 10:03 |
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heres some weird and unanswerable questions, feel free to add your own :-)
Which way does a compass point in space?
Can bald men get lice?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Can crop circles be square?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do stairs go up or down?
Can you make a candle out of earwax?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If heat rises then shouldn?t hell be cold?
Why can?t you get a tan on your palms?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
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4. September 2005 @ 10:16 |
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Thing That Make You Go, Mmmmmmmm
I thought it was Mmmmmmmm, for chocolate or beer, or even better doooonut!
Mmmmmmmm.
I leave you with Mmm in caps lock,
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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4. September 2005 @ 10:28 |
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Can people who can't talk, burp?
LOL thecraigc are you a fan of braniac?
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4. September 2005 @ 11:14 |
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how did u guess
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4. September 2005 @ 12:05 |
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lol was that sacarsm?
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4. September 2005 @ 13:13 |
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What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
You will get bacon-flavored bacon.
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Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
If you've ever known pregnant women you'll also know reason for this...
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Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Yes you can, but more stranger is the fact that for erasing text from eraser you must use that eraser for erasing something else than text itself.
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Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Dunno, but can you get rid of allergic symptoms by asking doctor to castrate your nutsacks off?
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Can you make a candle out of earwax?
Maybe: Some people use candles for getting wax out of their ears, and only reason I can imagine for this to work is that candle will absorb the wax.
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If this is true then idioms must come from idiots.
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4. September 2005 @ 14:37 |
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when the wife is beating my eardrums i go
MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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4. September 2005 @ 15:09 |
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oh hark at the smart arse romero! lol ;)
by the way when you said `things that make you go mmmmmmm` i thought you were talkin about the stupid dogfood chain called macdonald's old campaign before 'i'm lovin it'
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4. September 2005 @ 15:12 |
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romero I can see you have put alot of thought into your answers LOL
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4. September 2005 @ 18:23 |
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Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
Its beacause pregnet women get cravings for food and eat like crazy
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4. September 2005 @ 18:30 |
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Why do you drive on a parkway yet park on a driveway?
And just how high is up?
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4. September 2005 @ 18:33 |
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -thats jks
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5. September 2005 @ 07:48 |
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if any1 has not noticed the thread has ???? after Mmmmmmm, so its like, Mmmmmm???? I wonder if......
not like Mmmmmmm, damn that tasted good, as a White Castle
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5. September 2005 @ 07:56 |
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I never tried white caslte how is it
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5. September 2005 @ 08:13 |
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towards the nearest magnetized space material
yes
if they eat it, it's cannibalism, but that's all
mom puts on fat to ensure the baby has all the nutrients it will need as it develops
simple structure terminolog that's commonly used with churches, government, and business.
no, but they could give up lint
all the bacteria of raw ham
it's much easier to cut, fold, and stack the square boxes than circular ones
yes
yes
testing
allergies vary from person to person
both, depending on the field of reference of the observer.
if you collected enough, yes
church leaders and government officials = morons, so yes
bring semantics into play; yes
they're not around long enough to develop such structural damage
if that's a reference to hell being in the center of the earth, that brings into play the magma and intense geological forces going on down there. remember, the core of the earth is liquid molten rock. that's hot stuff.
you can
round plates are aesthetically appealing, whereas square meals are a reference to covering all your nutritional bases.
another one bites the dust. all questions (save those designed by buddhist monks to open one's mind) are answerable, 99% of the time with the correct answer.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:18 |
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wow you rote a hand ful auslander and it all makes sense
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5. September 2005 @ 08:23 |
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@ killerc, don't know, i live in the UK, i just said it coz i like a movie called Harold and Kumar.
@ auslander, damn, why u got to be smart all the time, give the brain a break.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:23 |
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maybe this thread title should be, "things that make you go "hmm..", "huh?" and "wtf?!?!" "....or maybe it should just be closed, lol. j/k
can't give the brain a break...i'm working on Calculus homework right now.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:25 |
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hi
if too many cooks spoil the broth, how come many hands make light work?
Nothing here to see, move along folks.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:27 |
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hands don't have brains to make for conflicting ideas, yet cooks do :D
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5. September 2005 @ 08:33 |
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If the Americans did land on the moon can you see the flag with a high powered telescope?
aye aye man
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5. September 2005 @ 08:35 |
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given a clear sky and a straight line from your position to the position of the flag on the moon without any blocking landforms or objects, then a powerful telescope should see it...but i wouldn't put money on it being there.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:48 |
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I don't know if this is a stupid question if so plz ignore :)
Anyway if there's a hole on the O-Zone then why can space shuttles go through that?
aye aye man
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5. September 2005 @ 08:52 |
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well, for one, it's over Antarctica. for two, the ozone layer is simply a layer of O3, kind of a mutated oxygen. there's still atmoshpere there, as well as the heat and friction created by re-entry. all that the ozone layer does is reflect radiation from the sun and space.
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5. September 2005 @ 08:56 |
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Surley it would be less risk than entering via a normal bit of the ozone
aye aye man
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