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What is the STUPIDEST pick-up line that was said to you?
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7. October 2005 @ 10:26 |
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Well I've read a long list of them but I haven't heard any of them used on any girls/guys/hermaphrodites, what ever you are. So please tell me if you have had any of these ones used on you.:
When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!
You sure have a great looking tooth.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I?m asking for only one.
My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
You don?t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don?t stop! I don?t usually get to see beauty in motion.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
You?re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that?s right, I?ve met you only in my dreams.
I think I?ve just found the angel I?d like to be touched by.
Can I lick that film off your teeth?
Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
You look a lot like my future wife.
I?d better get a library card, because I?m checking you out.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you?re hot!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
What do you like for breakfast?
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can you give me directions...to your heart?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
I pledge allegiance to the Cheese Clan,
and to all those who made it true,
a group of people for which it stands,
one clan under any god,individually,
with chunky cheese curds and cheese nips for all.
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nlm1976
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7. October 2005 @ 19:17 |
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WoW! Some of those are pretty bad!!!
My husband's used the "If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" on me before. I just had to laugh at him!! LOL
Most guys I ran into before getting married didn't have lame pick up lines...thank goodness!!...most were just like "hey, how's it goin'?"
Do people really use those? How awful!!
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7. October 2005 @ 19:37 |
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some of these pick up lines i used and some i had pick up over the webs, conversation, and schools.
Does it hurt when you fell from heaven?
the classic "can i buy u a drink"
What are you doing tonite, want to come to my place see what we'are doing?
Are you jamaican cuz jamaican makes me crazy. (no offense)
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
Hey, wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I can slam you all night long.
Can I come over and help you with your Math? We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply
You i'm good at Math you plus me equal sixtynite.
stop hoping, start loving.
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7. October 2005 @ 19:40 |
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Hey girl I lost my phone number can I have yours. Is your name breeze because that body just blows me away.
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7. October 2005 @ 19:59 |
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No need to worry bout this post now :)
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xboxdevil
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7. October 2005 @ 20:13 |
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i got a couple of pickup lines.
(good one)Can i give you an australian kiss? its like a french kiss but down under.
(the worst one)did you just fart cause your have just blown me away.
(not a bad one)is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants.
(backfiring pick up line)guy:dont i know you from high school girl:what gepps cross girls school
xbox 1.1 80GB hdd xecuter 2 unleash x dash(possible upgrade in future) very old pc(new one should be coming soon)
bottle of bacardi(depending on how drunk i am sometimes the bottles empty)
packet of smokes(until i smoke them all)
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McBrat
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7. October 2005 @ 20:21 |
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Is your daddy RJ Reynolds 'cause you are smoking!!!
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imanoob
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9. October 2005 @ 01:43 |
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come on girls dont be shy...auslander?
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9. October 2005 @ 07:13 |
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don't give Auslander any excuses to start smooching online!, LOL
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9. October 2005 @ 08:22 |
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auslander isn't a girl! but here's a great one:
"nice shoes. wanna f***?"
*edit*
lol, how did my name come up so quickly? :-P
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9. October 2005 @ 16:01 |
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taken from american pie (good if you don't like to beat around the bush....)
'suck me, beautiful'
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imanoob
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9. October 2005 @ 16:13 |
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im sorry auslander, ive seen you post regularly and something just stroke me off as you being f
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9. October 2005 @ 20:28 |
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Quote:
Are you jamaican cuz jamaican makes me crazy.
It was actually supposed to be. Are you jamaican cuz ja macan me crazy.
Here is one I heard recently and I love it. although it would possibly get you slapped.
Excuse me, look, my penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
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Alien13
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9. October 2005 @ 20:38 |
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Hehehe thats a funny one :) It would definately get you slapped :)
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9. October 2005 @ 20:59 |
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LOL i don't think that would get ya slapped more like Maced :)
aye aye man
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Alien13
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9. October 2005 @ 21:04 |
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Yeah :) Something involving a weapon of some sort :)
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gear79
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10. October 2005 @ 13:44 |
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or a swift kick to the nutz !!
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27. October 2005 @ 18:46 |
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LMFAO!! man this is great
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7. November 2005 @ 09:52 |
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Ok so now what about T-Shirt sayings what is the funniest one you've read
T Shirt Saying
Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
T Shirt Saying
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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I'm not getting smaller I'm backing away from you.
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Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
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I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.
T Shirt Saying
Rehab Is for Quitters
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My Dog Can Lick Anyone
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Computer programmers don't byte They nibble a bit.
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BEER It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice) We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
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Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
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Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
T Shirt Saying
Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.
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Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
I pledge allegiance to the Cheese Clan,
and to all those who made it true,
a group of people for which it stands,
one clan under any god,individually,
with chunky cheese curds and cheese nips for all.
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7. November 2005 @ 12:23 |
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t-shirt saying
im here about the blow job
t-shirt saying
F(female) B(body) I(inspector)
xbox 1.1 80GB hdd xecuter 2 unleash x dash(possible upgrade in future) very old pc(new one should be coming soon)
bottle of bacardi(depending on how drunk i am sometimes the bottles empty)
packet of smokes(until i smoke them all)
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gear79
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7. November 2005 @ 13:50 |
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how did this thread change from pick up lines to t-shirt sayings???
but to stick with change............
my t-shirt says
let me drop everything and work on your problem.
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7. November 2005 @ 16:05 |
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back to the Original Thread...for a moment I'm sure...
" Wanna F@$k Baby?"
Hell, yeah!!!
...and it was thundering that day I remember cleary...Oh, the pounding, the pounding... DO YOU HEAR THE THUNDER COMING?
SGDHF,
Cheers all,
Weycraz(e,y)
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7. November 2005 @ 16:43 |
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7. November 2005 @ 18:17 |
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yeah they got great shirts, one of my favorite from them says "I like my women like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer."
which also kinda goes with my favorite pick-up line, "hey tell me what this napkin smells like?" or the ever popular "can you help me find my puppy?"
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8. November 2005 @ 07:35 |
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Out of boredome yesterday I was going trough some t-shirt sites and one t-shirt I read said
SEX
Do It For The Kids
Man that one is funny!!
I pledge allegiance to the Cheese Clan,
and to all those who made it true,
a group of people for which it stands,
one clan under any god,individually,
with chunky cheese curds and cheese nips for all.
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