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8. February 2006 @ 21:08 |
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hey big shooters...ive been goin out with the chick for over a year now and for the past few weeks i jsut cant stand to be around/talk to her when she calls i make up excuses like"i hate to take a sh*t" or somthing jsut to get away. any ways ive tried to break up with her ...twice, first time i wanted to do it in person dand like the flmaing retard i am i went there and low and behold.....i was lurred in by the evil Vag*na with fangs. again tonight i broke up with her over the phone and after about 2 hours of listning to what a bad person i am and crying she asked me to come and spend one last night with her. *see flaming retard part above*
my dad gave me only this for advce "the p*ssy is powerful"
my coach told me "she may cry all night but then atleast it will be over"
anyone got any brilliant ideas that lead to me acculy getting away and not being seduced again!?!?!?!?!
thanx
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8. February 2006 @ 22:41 |
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Tell her it's over. You have to be blunt about it.
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and like the flmaing retard i am i went there and low and behold.....i was lurred in by the evil Vag*na with fangs.
LOL :P
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8. February 2006 @ 22:54 |
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Yes. Ya know what the bible says. A womens snatch is the the open mouth of a serpernt with stairs leading to hell. I believe this is in acts, but dont quote me. Im going by memory and it has been years since I read it.:>
There is one way to fix it. Cross dress and go up with one of ya buddies. Tell yeah gay and you have been seeing him behined her back. She should run screaming out the door unless she likes kinky shit!:>
LMAO!
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9. February 2006 @ 03:42 |
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Excellent advice, Ozzie! That should really do the trick!
I have a list of "The Bible's 130 Sexist Remarks" and they are indeed sexist (but hyterically funny...though if I were a woman, I'm sure I'd feel otherwise!). Perhaps I should start a thread and we can all discuss the wisdom of the bible quote by quote!
If a mod is reading this, kindly tell me, can I get banned for quoting scripture! LOL!
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9. February 2006 @ 03:47 |
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Lol! Yes lets hope dr the owner aint a atheist.LMAO! Yes the cross dressing parts works. I had a girl pretty much stalking me. So I dressed up a cross dressor and pick up a bud I paid fifty to accompany. She wasnt one happy, but she told me she could deal with it. So I ran up gave my bud a big bear hug and kissed him on the cheek. After that she ran screaming out the door ya gay bastard. And then I had to puke cause that was disgusting, but it still worked.!
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9. February 2006 @ 04:42 |
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Bahh...what's a kiss on the cheek? But then again, I'm a french boy so we do that instead of shaking hands ... hell, those hands could have been in some seriously nasty places (but so could someone's face I suppose but it would be unseemly to entertain that possibility in a public forum LOL!)
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9. February 2006 @ 09:52 |
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@droogie01
You could have a friend kick you in the ba**s just befor you break up with her, that way you wont be as tempted by the "evil vag*na with fangs".
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9. February 2006 @ 09:57 |
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You could have a friend kick you in the ba**s just befor you break up with her, that way you wont be as tempted by the "evil vag*na with fangs".
That would really be taking one for the team....ouch
Hurts just thinking about it.
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9. February 2006 @ 10:06 |
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Too painful. There are some pills you can take where you couldn't stand at attention if you wanted to!
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9. February 2006 @ 10:11 |
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OK, two questions. There are pills out there where the main purpose is to prevent erections?
Second question, how do you know about this Gerry?
LOL ;)
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9. February 2006 @ 10:14 |
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Yes gerry is there something ya not telling us?
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9. February 2006 @ 10:50 |
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Errr....Ahhh.....Hmmmm...I think I put my foot in my mouth! LOL! Now Logik, did I say the "main purpose" of these pills would be to prevent erections?? Nay, but there are medications designed for other things which will have that side effect where poor ol' Willie just won't do what he's told! There are others that will even make Willie shrink so bad that breaking up will be easy...she'll laugh and throw you out! A good dose of Percodan/Pecocet, Oxycontin or Demerol and Willie will just sleep regardless of any method of stimualtion (Ever see Andy Warhol's movie "Trash" ...an entire movie about a womans frustration with Joe Dalesandro's "inability" because of certain drugs ... a really bad movie, I might ad). There are also certain stimulants which, because they act as a vaso-dilator, will not only make poor Willie maintain a recumband posture, but he will literally shrink until the effects have worn off.
Now that's how I know ... am I telling the real story or is there something I'm not saying?? I'm not saying!!!
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9. February 2006 @ 11:07 |
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rotflmfao
wow guys uve been such a great help
i think ill jsut go get castrated and have a labotomy instead
ps...u guys are f*cked up lol jk
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9. February 2006 @ 11:09 |
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I think you should leave another girls bra on your bed and invite her over. That will seal the deal. It worked for me when I was in you're same position. There is no turning back from that.
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9. February 2006 @ 11:24 |
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the only other girl in this stupid town of mine is like...my mom and theres no way im touching that bra lmao
but a good suggestion i f i lived in a city
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9. February 2006 @ 11:29 |
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Droogie...castration and a lobotomy is somewhat excessive; settle for one or the other, they'll both do the trick. With the former, you won't care about sex and with the latter, you won't care about anything!
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9. February 2006 @ 11:36 |
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@Gerry, yea i just thought "main purpose" would be funnyer.
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9. February 2006 @ 11:40 |
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cheat on her and make sure she reads the msgs in your phone. She'd then feel obliged to dump you.
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9. February 2006 @ 13:08 |
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Tell her you have aids, the clap, herpies, crabs, and something else even the doctors haven't seen, but it's def. sexually transmitted..
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9. February 2006 @ 13:28 |
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Ah, we're such a helpful bunch. If Droggie dumps his girlfriend, he'll have no choice but to date his mother. Maybe we should take up a collection and get this poor soul one of those iflatable dolls; we'll even get the delux special model with the battery operated important parts.
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9. February 2006 @ 13:48 |
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ummm here's a thought....1st you will need some tools of the trade..a turbo blade razor[no nics and cuts please]or if its captain caveman down there use a flowbee[if u can find one]
now drop them draws and shave that bat wing until there is a nice shine on that beanbag..
ok now you go to her house and tell her you have bad news...tell her you caught a case of the king crabs and lil doogie seems to always have a bad cold..watery eye and a slow drip.
she should be so turned off by the thought of lil doogie that she will recall her offer of make up intercourse!!!
btw...in my case i got the claps for real:[
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9. February 2006 @ 21:12 |
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first of JMG way to much info lol and gerry1 i cant believe that youd do such a thing...truley a good friend hahaha
ne ways after a 2 nights of "thrusting" things out(and in) i think that ill "let it slide" for now and just c where that takes me...thanks for the advice though
lmao u guys are great:'(
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9. February 2006 @ 21:49 |
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just send her to my house, she'll forget all about you by morning. by then the chloroform should also be wearing off so unless you want her back i'll need you to go ahead and kick in a couple bucks for another dose. "hey tell me what this napkin smells like"
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9. February 2006 @ 23:01 |
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lmfao
so darth how many restraint orders we up to now?
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9. February 2006 @ 23:02 |
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are you a man or a mouse, let me rephrase that your just pussy whipped
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