|
Welcome, Polyarny!
|
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 08:48 |
Link to this message
|
|
everyone, meet my friend PolyArny---you know, that moron from my cgi class that i find so funny.
there, justin...you've been introduced. say hi :D
|
|
Advertisement
|
|
|
|
Junior Member
|
28. February 2006 @ 08:50 |
Link to this message
|
|
thanks brandon. for calling me a moron my first day on thread
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 08:52 |
Link to this message
|
|
you're welcome. i'm sure everyone here is going to make you feel right at home...and then this thread will be closed for being pointless :-P
aw, mods, you know i love you XD
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:12 |
Link to this message
|
WELCOME *(Polyarny)* TO AFTERDAWN,
Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him.
How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a mountain cliff !
Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".
Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Why can't a moron dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
|
|
boxwrench
Suspended due to non-functional email address
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:13 |
Link to this message
|
|
Welcome Polyarny!
Ahhh! fresh meat to pick on! (insert evil laugh here)..and I see no times been wasted!
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 09:16
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:16 |
Link to this message
|
|
yes he is :D
the dufus had to log onto another computer as me just to say hello (as he so elequently did), as his school compie usage privileges were revoked for downloading illicit material. but he'll be back later to clarify things and assure all of you that this is a blatant lie.
by the way, were going camping during spring break. after this post, i may not be coming back. *gulp* lol XD
expect to see plenty of nonsense from him soon. Ireland, he's going to challenge you and Andy for the title of AD Jokester, and he's going to be some tough competition. good luck :)
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 09:17
|
Moderator
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:16 |
Link to this message
|
|
Welcome to the forums, Polyarny. Though with you being a protege of Auslander, you're probably trouble! :-)
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:20 |
Link to this message
|
|
mwahahhaha! yes, he's a handful...well, at least a load full of something. have fun with him, my duckies!
i'm loving this, as he has no way to defend himself at the moment, other than looking over my shoulder and threatening to kill me. this is great!
|
Member
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:20 |
Link to this message
|
|
Polyarny is none other than Auslander's new girlfriend. I have been replaced with a different kind of meat.
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:21 |
Link to this message
|
|
that's not true! i'm having you both for dinner!
god...i'm in the middle of a blonde sandwich...literally. i sit right between them!
|
Member
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:22 |
Link to this message
|
|
I sense an internationally known breakup is about to ensue.
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 09:45 |
Link to this message
|
|
*zips his lips*
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 10:05 |
Link to this message
|
Welcome to the forums.
Possunt Quia Posse Videntur. This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 10:06
|
|
gerry1
Suspended permanently
|
28. February 2006 @ 10:20 |
Link to this message
|
|
Welcome to the nut-house, polyanna! ... ah, no, polyarny! It stands to reason that any friend of Auslander must be a few sandwhiches short of a picnic so I'm sure you'll fit right in!
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 10:34 |
Link to this message
|
Auslander trying to get his ear licks in b-4 we do.with Polyarny
|
Moderator
1 product review
|
28. February 2006 @ 10:40 |
Link to this message
|
|
Aloha...polyarny
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 10:46 |
Link to this message
|
|
Polyarny,we all like ye,but.....we feel ye have a small bunch of problem's..
The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead.
A few straws shy of a bale.
A few bricks short of a load.
A few sausages short of a BBQ
A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock
not the brightest bulb on the tree
a few donuts short of a dozen
just shy of this side of reality
looking through silly glasses
A loose nut behind the wheel
He/She rode the short bus
He's a good example of why cousins shouldn't marry.
playing the great game of life with 51 cards.
well in the same vein as your mother's.
"A few fries short of a Happy Meal"
I would say I'm losing my mind... but it helps to have something to lose.
He's six biscuits shy of a breakfast."
They've got a screw loose.
Lights are on but nobody's home.
Off They're rocker.
Headed for sane but stopped a little too late.
Some village lost it's idiot.
A little less than sane.
Missing a few nuts & bolts.
A not quite hard boiled.
and my husbands slightly offensive favorite...
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
|
|
gerry1
Suspended permanently
|
28. February 2006 @ 12:57 |
Link to this message
|
|
Ireland: my respect and admiration run deeper than you can imagine! You are quite the card ... albeit the missing one. -Gerry
|
Junior Member
|
28. February 2006 @ 13:17 |
Link to this message
|
|
thank you everyone for the welcome. i understand that it is a rare thing for new users to get a welcome, but i guess it helps when auslander sits next to me in class. he is definately a character. and i am probably just a little more than off my rocker, but so is aus so i wont feel alone. love all the jokes they were good. once i get the chance i will send some funny ones back.
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 13:46
|
|
ddp
Moderator
|
28. February 2006 @ 15:42 |
Link to this message
|
|
just make certain you follow the forum rules above as you might get thundered upon & maybe fed to the safety valve wolves!!
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 16:23 |
Link to this message
|
Quote:
and my husbands slightly offensive favorite...
ireland, i didn't know you and neph had finalized things yet! isn't aabbccdd going to be jealous? XD
you don't have to worry about justin, ddp. the moment he starts to slip, i'll go over to his house and break a pool cue on his head :-)
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 16:34 |
Link to this message
|
Auslander
i did not like the other pix,its history..
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 16:52
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 16:37 |
Link to this message
|
|
lol, i think you misread me post a bit there, ireland :D
|
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 16:41 |
Link to this message
|
THAT WAS POSTED AS A JOKE IN ME SHOUT BOX.....WAS NOT MENT FOR YE..
i removed the other pix...
THIS IS FOR YE,
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 28. February 2006 @ 16:55
|
|
Advertisement
|
|
|
|
Auslander
AfterDawn Addict
|
28. February 2006 @ 16:45 |
Link to this message
|
|
lol, thank you, but no...my lola's cuter :D
|
