Quote:Well its taken 30 years, we use to give "Wedgies" also known as "Melvins" - though I don't know why - 30 years ago when I was at school.
and now the girls (some boys) wear thongs so they always have a wedgie going on... in fact miss 'brit' and miss 'usa' in zippyd's earlier 2-25-05 post are both wedged out... miss 'usa' is even trying her best to fill out her wedgie even more...
Did you notice the girl sitting across from miss 'usa' isn't even willing to show her face? it's that bad! Go figure!
and all the while "oh so young and pretty" miss 'brit' is sitting there with her tight shirt, her lean tummy and her bosoms pushed out (and up) like two firm one-eyed potatoes. <grin grin grin>
That zippyd... he'll do it to you every time!
"like two firm one-eyed potatoes"... whoa nellie!!!
most certainly... they are on page 'one' of this thread, the very one you are on, this one, "What do you love & hate about the country where you live?" about 2/3rd or 3/4 down the page... you can't miss miss 'usa' <g>
it's a post by zippyd date 2-25-05. She's rather eye catching... that one is.
Oh - you meant that one - I had seen it, but not made the connection - to late at night - should have been asleep and all that.
It reminds me of a wedgie story from Jethro. Jethro is a Country Comedian from Cornwall UK. Very Blue and very funny http://www.jethro.co.uk/videos.htm
He tells a story, which I will try to convey - you must remember this is told with a country ooh arr accent.
I was in my shop the other day when my mate Denzil Penberthy came in with a Black Eye!
I said Denzil, why have got a black eye?
He said, well I was in Church on Sunday and the vicar stood up and said hymn 59.
So I stands up and the woman in front stands up and she had a hungry arse. Her dress was down the back of her knickers.
So I leans forward and pull it out. She turned round and punched me in the eye!
I told Denzil, I said Denzil, you shouldn't be playing with ladies knickers, thats rude, you mustn't do that.
The following week Denzil comes in my shop and he has two black eyes.
I says Denzil, what you been doin? You got two black eyes! I hope you haven't been playing with ladies knickers again.
He says, well, well you'll never guess what happened. I was in Church with my mate on Sunday and the Vicar stood up and said hymn number 112.
So I stands up and my mate stands up and blow me if that lady in front from last week stands up and she still had a hungry arse. Her dress was down the back of her knickers.
So my mate leans forward and pulls her dress out of her knickers.
Well I knew she liked it there, so I leant forward and put it back!
Well she turned round and hit me in the other f** eye!
is the term 'brit' offensive? I have a lot of friends from England and they call themselves 'brits' but I don't want to be presumptuous and risk offending folks I've never met.
and yea, well, ddp, you gots to have something on the brain. Don't ask my wife what's always on my brain, tho, then you'd know what a brain I am... rdrr
edited text: or would she tell you what a pain I am? :)
