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Subject Post & How I wish I could answer.
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8. October 2006 @ 08:38 |
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These are some Subject post that members have asked in forums and how I wish I could have responded to them.
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DVD runs slow
Get a good training coach to train it harder.
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CAN U HELP ME
NO!
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Can I burn DVD?s
If you have a hot enough fire
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Help...my DVD X Copy just Died
Call the medical examiners office and get an autopsy
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DVD just flashes
What a naughty DVD
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Freezing problems
turn up the heat
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How do I reach a moderator?
Dial 411 or tell them they ban like a girl. That should get their attention.
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Burner Died
when?s the viewing and funeral.
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Need Help DVD Won't Play :(
maybe its depressed get some antidepressant medications for it.
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Inside Man Won't Play
Take him outside maybe he will be happier.
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when burning DVDs the language changes
Do you mean the language changes to (You stupid Mutha F**Kin, F**Ced up piece of S**T why wont you burn) when things are not going right?
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Does anyone know what this means?
Yes a ? (is a question mark) which shows the reader that you are asking a question.
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System quit burning after 2 years
Put a couple more logs of wood on it. Or fill it up with more fuel.
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My 2 drives don?t work together?????
Get them some marriage counseling.
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Burning NEWBIE
In most countries that would be against the law. Not to mention cruel and unusual punishment. But I have to admit it has crossed my mind a few times.
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Movies keep freezing
Stop putting them in the freezer.
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DVD santa shutting down
guess all the kids where naughty this year.
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This isn?t a subject title but just a question someone asked and I wanted so much to give this response.
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I want to buy a DVD burner, but I dunno how to buy.. someone out there please guide me.
Go to a store that sells DVD Burners. Pick 1 out. Reach in your back pocket. Take out your wallet and open it. Take out credit card/money and hand it to cashier. Make sure you get a receipt.
Im sure there is allot more out there but just a few I thought was a little humors.
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 8. October 2006 @ 08:55
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tocool4u
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8. October 2006 @ 08:52 |
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LOl....That was a funny read.
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8. October 2006 @ 11:26 |
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Lmao !!
Great read, funny guy larry :-)
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8. October 2006 @ 11:35 |
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gerry1
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8. October 2006 @ 11:36 |
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LOL Larry. You're pretty damned good with the come backs, that's for sure! You had me laughing on more than one occasion!
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8. October 2006 @ 11:53 |
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I think the (Burrning NEWBIE) comment is the best. LOL
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8. October 2006 @ 19:45 |
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mmm....let's have a newbicue. smear them in newbicue sauce and eat up!
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jorahan
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9. October 2006 @ 03:46 |
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Worthy of my sig, if i do say so myself
Ich bin der Träumer
私が持っているあなたのすべて
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gerry1
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9. October 2006 @ 06:29 |
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@larry...yeah, I got a few chuckles out of that one; there was just something about the way you came out with it that had that comedian's moment quality!
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10. October 2006 @ 06:01 |
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@larrylje, those replies are legend. I have just wiped the tears from my eyes and fended off the disaproving looks of the other guys in my office. What a great post!!,
If I may be so bold I thought I would pop this in here and I'm sorry if it's off topic, but It sort of fits. I have had this in my inbox for a while and just didn't know what to do with it or where to post it. I hope no one is offended by the off topic post and that some one gets a laugh out of it.
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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
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P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
If at first you don't succeed....give up and go to the pub!
Quote:-"I drink therefore I am". W. C. Fields
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10. October 2006 @ 07:08 |
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@pyffy
Very fuuny post,
Loved the (Took hammer away from Midget) 1. Even tho I kinda liked them all.
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10. October 2006 @ 07:16 |
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Glad you enjoyed it, I'm sorry it was a little off topic but was it too good to keep under wraps any longer.
If at first you don't succeed....give up and go to the pub!
Quote:-"I drink therefore I am". W. C. Fields
I'm an amnesic bulimic...I eat and eat and then forget to be sick.
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