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17. February 2007 @ 04:57 |
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good morning ireland, lmao
a good laugh to start the weekend
Cheers!!!
Chuck
"Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes." Titus Livius (59BC-17AD)
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17. February 2007 @ 08:10 |
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Ohio gosai mas (Good Morning) almost certainly spelled wrong!:
Today's Kaiju Big Battle
Kitty&Saw3 vs. The MINIMAC...
Lets see how MTR stands up to RIPIT4ME in the alternate universe. Wish me luck!!!!!!!! I am still kind of an idiot when it comes to mac...they're supposed to be easy right!!!!!!!!!
Cheers,
Kitty
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17. February 2007 @ 08:13 |
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A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her
senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No"
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and
softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head,
he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "NO, I
Norwegian."
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17. February 2007 @ 08:57 |
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17. February 2007 @ 09:26 |
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Ah, ha ha...lol...silly aabbccdd...this just means that you guys should date chicks with REAL BOOBS, what a concept!
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17. February 2007 @ 09:30 |
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Amen lol
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17. February 2007 @ 09:34 |
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i asked her to fix me car.
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17. February 2007 @ 10:14 |
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What a way to jack up a car!
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17. February 2007 @ 10:18 |
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Evening
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17. February 2007 @ 10:30 |
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HP a1118x-b/athlon 64-3300+/BenQ 1650 BCDC/LG 8163B/Modded Wii/Epson-R300 and Ty Watershields!!! |
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17. February 2007 @ 10:40 |
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunch time.
They got behind a very large woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's
large!'
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as
they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The large woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him
a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begins to emit a
beep, beep, beep.
The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"
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17. February 2007 @ 10:44 |
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V. good ;-)
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17. February 2007 @ 11:00 |
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Just one of the many emails I get thru-out the week. lol.
Subject: COP WITH A RADAR GUN
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
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17. February 2007 @ 11:55 |
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OK, it's official. MTR with DVD2OneX for mac to remove bad cells = BINGO. S3R1 Unrated succumbs!!!!!!!!!! Mac users have NO FEAR! MTR is here. Wheee, success!!!!!
Afternoon all!
K
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17. February 2007 @ 12:06 |
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty. lol
I have a large black kitty (he'll be 16 in April) and he has to be the most obnoxious pussycat in the world. lol. I raised him as a dog since I never had a kitty growing up and I could literally call him like that and he would come just like a good little doggy. lol. Sorry had to add that since I'm having a moment and little kittyprincess chimed in here on the say howdy thread. lol.
Afternoon from TEXAS!!!
.....gm
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17. February 2007 @ 13:11 |
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Yeah, he would have to be and obnoxious critter if he's a pussycat. Most are tomcats. ;)
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17. February 2007 @ 13:23 |
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@PacMan77,
You got me there. lol. My wife gave him to me before we got married and he is a part of the family, sometimes unfortunately. LOL. Yeh not a pu$$y but a tom. ;-)
.....gm
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17. February 2007 @ 13:40 |
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Hmmm....curious distinction I never thought of!
I had a kitty that had a taste for vodka on the rocks LOL! Not scotch, gin or even beer; only vodka. Seriously! I had a roommate back then...we were sitting in the living room watching the tube and the cat jumped on the coffee table and sniffed at my stoly on the rocks, sneezed and couple of times and then did it again. We got a kick out of it and sat there watching. Then he took a lick of it ... started sneezing, shaking his head and sort of pawing at his nose. Then he just started lapping it up LOL! He went to the corner and fell asleep! I'd never seen that before or since.
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17. February 2007 @ 15:22 |
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Gerry
Would that make the kitty a souse cat? LOL
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17. February 2007 @ 15:22 |
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This kitty only laps up Gin & Tonics. Silly cat that is so funny.
@Greensman - The only way to raise a good cat is to treat it like a DOG! Now KittyPrincesses are far more complex ;) I have two cats that have been raised as dogs and they come when called like that too. One is a manx and I swear it is a cat/dog by nature, but it is the first one I have had.
Funny about the cat having a preference Gerry1, I just read a story in the paper about a bear going through camp sights for one particular cheep beer. I forget which one it was. Guess animals care about favorite tastes too, especially if alcohol is involved...lol...what a riot!
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17. February 2007 @ 15:32 |
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This may be little long but it's funny. lol. I don't know how we got to posting jokes but it's in the safety valve, I guess it's no biggie. :)
O x y m o r o n's
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand.
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead
tree and eat candy out of your socks
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17. February 2007 @ 15:39 |
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Ah HA HA...sousecat! Giggle...snort...blow red bull out nose funny!
Clever boy Pac...
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17. February 2007 @ 15:53 |
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GOOD NIGHT ALL
WHAT MEN EXPECT/WHAT THEY GET IN A WIFE
WHAT MEN EXPECT IN A WIFE
* She will always be beautiful and cheerful.
* She could marry a movie star, but wants only you.
* She will have hair that never needs curlers or beauty shops.
* Her beauty won't run in a rainstorm.
* She will never be sick--just allergic to jewelry and fur coats.
* She will insist that moving the furniture by herself, it's good for her figure.
* She will be an expert in cooking, cleaning house, fixing the car or TV, painting the house, and keeping quiet.
* Her favorite hobbies will be mowing the lawn and shoveling snow.
* She will hate charge cards.
* Her favorite expression will be, "What can I do for you, Dear?"
* She will think you have Einstein's brain but look like Mr. America.
* She will wish you would go out with the boys so that she could get some sewing done.
* She will love you because you're so sexy.
WHAT MEN GET IN A WIFE
* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there's smoke, there she is-- cooking.
* She's a light eater...once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you do, and everything you say.
* No matter what she does with it, her hair looks like an explosion in a steel wool factory.
* If you get lost, open your wallet and she'll find you.
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17. February 2007 @ 16:18 |
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My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
The Forum Rules You Agreed To! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/2487
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17. February 2007 @ 20:09 |
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Nephilim ,explain what is it?
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