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the most annoying person in the world is.....
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ccmhcky6
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29. July 2003 @ 17:24 |
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carrot top! i hate his stupid call-att commercials!!!!!!! i HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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powerdup
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29. July 2003 @ 21:52 |
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I bet a lot of redheads get embarrassed everytime one of his commercials come on.
As for me the most annoying person in the world is me.
Life is but a dream...so wake me up already!!!
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1. August 2003 @ 18:23 |
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Nah, its me and you know it! ;-)
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powerdup
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1. August 2003 @ 18:27 |
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Yeah no one could take that title away from you. :)
Life is but a dream...so wake me up already!!!
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1. August 2003 @ 18:32 |
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It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
See how annoying i am. Can you gues what that song is out off?
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1. August 2003 @ 18:32 |
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No its Pauly Shore, from Son in law and Encino man. I really hate that guy.
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I am a Free Man
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1. August 2003 @ 18:34 |
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lol - too true. Now have a go at guessing the song :-(
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powerdup
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1. August 2003 @ 18:37 |
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Hmmm never heard of the song.
Pauly Shore what a goof. Youre right he is annoying especially in the movie son in law...Crawl
Life is but a dream...so wake me up already!!!
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1. August 2003 @ 18:40 |
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What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*collapses in shock*
*wakes up 30 seconds later and sips some stella*
Its Red Dwarf Man, possibly the greatest comedy series ever created.
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powerdup
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1. August 2003 @ 18:45 |
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LOL sorry the only comedy stuff from the UK that ive seen was the Monty Python Flying Ciruces and the movie about the Holy Grail
Neigh Neigh Neigh...<----sound a guy on an imaginary horse makes
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1. August 2003 @ 18:53 |
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*crying loudly as someone hasnt heard of my favourit comedy series*
Monty Python Life of Brian is the Best. Here is a few lines from it:
BRIAN:
Aah.
PILATE:
Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.
BRIAN:
A what?
[slap]
Aaagh.
PILATE:
This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?
GUARD #1:
A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.
PILATE:
Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?
BIGGUS DICKUS:
Hm hm hm hm hm.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar!
PILATE:
Hail.
CENTURION:
The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.
PILATE:
Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet.
CENTURION:
Ah, no. I know sir, but--
PILATE:
My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it.
CENTURION:
Hail Caesar.
BIGGUS:
Hail Thaethar!
CENTURION:
You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?
PILATE:
Give it a miss?
CENTURION:
Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir.
PILATE:
Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.
CENTURION:
A... bit thundery, sir.
PILATE:
Take him away.
BRIAN:
I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly!
PILATE:
And cwucify him well! Biggus.
CENTURION:
Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir.
PILATE:
Out of the way, Centuwion.
BIGGUS:
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.
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1. August 2003 @ 18:54 |
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Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be-- grew up to be
A boy called 'Brian'--
A boy called 'Brian'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This boy... whose name was 'Brian',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be--
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Brian'--
A teenager called 'Brian',
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and show
He was certainly no--
No girl named 'Brian',
Not a girl named 'Brian'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'--
The man they called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'!
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Bright Side of Life
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
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powerdup
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2. August 2003 @ 01:39 |
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LOL sounds funny I think ill look for a copy at the local video store.
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2. August 2003 @ 04:30 |
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Yeah, it really is very good. You should also try to find Red Dwarf as i guarantee you will alugh your arse off at it.
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2. August 2003 @ 09:11 |
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Red Dwarf is amazing. Session three I think was the best. Every thing changes and Holly actually becomes a good character.
Best British stuff,
Chef
Dr. Who
Black Adder
I am not a fan of Mr. Bean.
Also the ten million comedies like Are you being surved, Faulty towers, the surper hero soap opera one, ete.
But the best British show of all time was of course the Prisoner.
I am not a number
I am a Free Man
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2. August 2003 @ 09:14 |
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lol - the prisoner - i see you like it then.
Im glad someone recognises the quality of Red Dwarf, i was getting very angry ;-)
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2. August 2003 @ 09:32 |
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LOL, ya you could say I like the Prisoner a little bit.
But with Red dwarf, what were they tinking in later sesons. Listers Girlfriend, was a terible character. This got off topic really fast, Now that I think about I also really dislike Chris Rock. Rush Hour could have been a good film, if you delete Chris Rock out of it.
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2. August 2003 @ 19:25 |
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Yeah, it did go down hill a bit, but it still rocks for sure. Lister girl was a strange character for sure.
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13. August 2003 @ 09:23 |
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i dont think it was chris rock in rush hour, wasn't that chris tucker? i get the two confused and so do the media sometimes. "do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouff". I hate jackie chan, chris rock, chris tucker (except for in the fifth element), carrot top, that other guy from the 1800collect comercials, the way lint always collects in your belly button, rosie, ellen, and all the rest of the modern-dyke crew, most of hollywood, all of washington, people who stink, people who dont cut their nose hair, people that come over to smoke my weed, the neighbor and his damn harley with straight pipes, cops, people that narc for cops, people who wish they could narc for cops, judges, bail bondsman, and booking officers. yep that about covers it.
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13. August 2003 @ 11:57 |
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Darnthnip, did you just breakout of jail? Sounds like you just got narced out and the hearing went poorly. I am prety sure its Chris Rock, but how can you hate Jackie Chan. Jet Li is much better, but jackie is not bad. The number of times he has broken his body is crazy.
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I am a Free Man
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13. August 2003 @ 12:54 |
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yeah he's kinda cool, just annoying. the guy is the same character in every single movie. kinda like how sly stallone and arnold schwartzy are always the same character. it just makes it hard to watch a movie when you can predict everything that will happen. he's cool that he does his own stunts an all, but then again, Vic Marrow insisted on doing that too when they made the twilight zone movie, and he got killed. hey cool maybe that'll happen to jackie chan. i'd pay to see that. no i didn't just get out of the slammer, been there a few times, but that was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. and no it was chris tucker, i looked it up. see, everyone gets those guys confused.
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Prisoner
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13. August 2003 @ 13:04 |
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Sorry, you were right. But I don`t like either Rock or tucker. So stereotype.
I guess your not going to run out and see the Medallion. Looks cool, But if not a Jackie fan, then there would be no point.
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I am a Free Man
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13. August 2003 @ 14:09 |
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unfortunately my wife likes his movies, so i suffer thru them just to be nice. yeah rock, tucker, they both suck. but i did like chris rock in head of state, that was a cool movie. i think if i were trying to pinpoint my favorite black comic type dude, it would have to be dave chappel, that guy is funny as hell, but he's not really been around long enough to get annoying like the other 2 have.
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13. August 2003 @ 17:05 |
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Ah hell man, its all good shit at the ned of the day. If you dont like it then stick it on before you go to bed and you'll be out like a light!
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powerdup
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14. August 2003 @ 00:39 |
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Dave Chapelle is pretty good. Anyone seen his show on Comedy Central? Pretty funny stuff, especially the skit about the blind black man who is one of the leading members of a white supremacy group.
Life is but a dream...so wake me up already!!!
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