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why not make this thread the fun thread,or close it
to gerry1
HUMOROUS WORK PHRASES:
1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5) I have plenty of vision and talent. I just don't give a Damn!
6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7) What am I??? Flypaper for freaks?
8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth,
10) Ahhh . . . . I see the Screwed Up fairy has visited us again.
11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Kahrma to burn off.
13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial.
14) No, My powers can only be used for good.
15) How about Never?? Is Never good for you?
16) You sound reasonable - - - time to up my medication.
17) I'm easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.
18) I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.
19) I'm out of mind, but please feel free to leave me a message.
20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant
21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
22) My Toys !! My toys !! I can't work without MY Toys !!!
23) It might appear that I am doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 21. February 2007 @ 16:33
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