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I'll kick you're butt cause I'm tough!!!!!!!!!
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bigup132
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8. March 2007 @ 10:16 |
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Wow, i'm surprised no-one even mentioned this yet. Check it out if you haven't seen the video...
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eatsushi
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8. March 2007 @ 11:20 |
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"The emergence of a single, high-definition format is cause for consumers, as well as the entire entertainment industry, to celebrate."
-Craig Kornblau, president of Universal Home Entertainment Feb 19, 2008
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bigup132
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8. March 2007 @ 11:29 |
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Oops, missed that. Sorry. No need for aggression though, as I will choke you if I have to. Speaking of which, if anyone lives in the Hollywood area and is looking to get into mixed martial arts but don't know where to go, hit me up, I train at an awesome place and would love some new sparring partners.
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8. March 2007 @ 12:37 |
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Originally posted by bigup132:
No need for aggression though, as I will choke you if I have to.
The moderators should probably close this thread before someone gets hurt - especially me.
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8. March 2007 @ 14:03 |
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bigup132,
You remind me of my male dog pissing on things and scratching up the ground. So what if you're (possibly) in mixed martial, it doesn't mean you're any good. For all we know you're the William Hung of mixed martial arts.
Oh and by the way, I'm a 23rd degree Grand Master Swami of Ancient TonganWhippy Flippy Kicky Hitty Martial Arts so if anyone wants to strut around like a Billy Badass with me and show the world how tough we are then hit me up. I could use some help with my Moo Shoo Steriod Backflip Kicky Thing killing strike.
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
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8. March 2007 @ 15:47 |
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@Neph
You're wise beyond reason. Loved the Kicky Flippy thingy. LMFAO
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8. March 2007 @ 15:59 |
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I'm a master of the ancient Lancashire martial art of Ecky-Thump.. we can whup alla yus on us own.. happen.
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8. March 2007 @ 16:15 |
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I'm a master of debate.
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8. March 2007 @ 16:18 |
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With or without black pudding?
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8. March 2007 @ 17:05 |
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because i'm me, i think you all need my input. ^.^
i studied bushido, tai kwan do, and judo. from my experience, yes, martial arts can teach you discipline and possibly strengthen your mind (as it obviously hasn't in bigup's case), but really help you in now way in a real fight. if you're on the street, up against an experienced back alley brawler, and all you have are some funky moves, you're farked like enron accountant in D-block.
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8. March 2007 @ 18:04 |
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And no one mentioned the highest of degree masters. The martial art mastery of pulling the f**king trigger; kicks all martial arts a$$es.
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8. March 2007 @ 18:39 |
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I could use some help with my Moo Shoo Steriod Backflip Kicky Thing killing strike.
FATALITY!!!!! roflmao;;;;ahahahahahahahahahlolololobahahahahaa x 2042453453452345^9
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8. March 2007 @ 18:43 |
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A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him how great he looks while doing it.
What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder and a gorilla? Answer: A stupid gorilla.
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8. March 2007 @ 19:58 |
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some people use fists, some people use knives, some use guns....me, i like a good chrome bumper pressing my target into a wall. ^.^
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9. March 2007 @ 06:43 |
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@Neph....now you've done it; I'll have to pic up some Moo Shoo on my way home (I walk right through chinatown). There goes the diet LOL but how bad can it be?
@Ireland....just read your joke. I'll have to remember that as I have some bodybuilder friends and the mirror is truly their best friend LOL!
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9. March 2007 @ 10:07 |
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Originally posted by Nephilim:
bigup132,
You remind me of my male dog pissing on things and scratching up the ground. So what if you're (possibly) in mixed martial, it doesn't mean you're any good. For all we know you're the William Hung of mixed martial arts.
Oh and by the way, I'm a 23rd degree Grand Master Swami of Ancient TonganWhippy Flippy Kicky Hitty Martial Arts so if anyone wants to strut around like a Billy Badass with me and show the world how tough we are then hit me up. I could use some help with my Moo Shoo Steriod Backflip Kicky Thing killing strike.
Lmao! Nice one, Neph.
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eatsushi
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9. March 2007 @ 11:15 |
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Nephilim: You are indeed wise.
garmoon and Auslander: Thanks for the input. Next time I'm in Hollywood I'll make sure I have something with a trigger and I'm driving a car with nice shiny chrome bumpers...
...just in case bigup comes at me and tries to choke me with his version of Whippy Flippy Kicky Hitty Martial Arts and Moo Shoo.
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9. March 2007 @ 11:25 |
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bah. something tells me he's very much like the karate kid from Smokin' Aces, crotch bulge and all. ^.~
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10. March 2007 @ 08:48 |
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Yeah and... and... I can cast Blizzaga and Firaga. And Cureaga incase I get hurt. And I mastered the art of using Phoenix Downs on myself so HA! HA! HA! And I set my Job to Ninja so I can cast black magic and do awesome kicks wahahahahahahahahah!
Die you!
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10. March 2007 @ 09:40 |
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Not So Tough
A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"
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13. March 2007 @ 08:01 |
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Shouldn't have banned him....would have been nice to see how MMA stacks up against whippy flippy flying twirling fist of eye gouging death mask backhand shoulder toss.
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13. March 2007 @ 08:48 |
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Oh teach me Great Master.................................
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33
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13. March 2007 @ 09:00 |
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Can't do it....ancient chinese secret.
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13. March 2007 @ 10:47 |
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Why do I miss out on all teh fun?
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