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26. February 2007 @ 21:58 |
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As multi talented as kitty seems I wouldn't be so quick to discount her snow writing capabilities!
I think I'll live without ever writing my name in the snow. Knowing "someone's" reaction to the cold it'd probably be like trying to pee out of a second belly button :D
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26. February 2007 @ 23:40 |
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Don't worry neph.... Having experienced both the snow and the Arizona desert, it's just as gratifying to write your name in the snow as it is to write it in the sand. Actually the sand is a bit more of a challenge, as you have to have enough to make it readable before the heat and the rain starved dirt make it disappear.... lol
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27. February 2007 @ 00:41 |
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Hell after you get into your 60s there is hardly enough pressure to write anything on any media, just a chore to hit the hole and keep it from running down your leg. LMAO
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27. February 2007 @ 05:36 |
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hi :)
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just a chore to hit the hole
i hit 65 january just gone (officially an O.A.P) don't have any problem hitting said hole...providing there is 2 side by side :(
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running down your leg.
now that's a different matter. do you mean on the way out, or on the way in
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27. February 2007 @ 06:24 |
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GOOD MORNING TO YE ALL
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27. February 2007 @ 12:27 |
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LOL! My hair's always like that :)
Ireland you always have a pic for someone ;)
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27. February 2007 @ 13:41 |
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Three Old Men
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00.
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27. February 2007 @ 13:49 |
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THE IRISHMAN AND THE ELEPHANT
An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Oh yes," the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager.
The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around and stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right ... farty-two!""
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27. February 2007 @ 13:51 |
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THE COLDEST IGLOO
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said, "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.
"Not bad," said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said, "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went
"FFFAAAARRRRTTT!"
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27. February 2007 @ 14:34 |
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Thought this was pretty funny?
If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
* Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt : hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt : o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt : i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt : get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt : o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt : im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt : wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt : u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
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27. February 2007 @ 14:43 |
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neph this is funner then all our jokes
p/s aabbccdd this is only a joke..
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27. February 2007 @ 14:49 |
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OMGosh that's too funny!!!
aabbccdd don't pass out with anger or laughter. LOL.
ireland ye is a comic. ;-) And I personally would like the donuts. rofl.
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27. February 2007 @ 22:37 |
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27. February 2007 @ 22:51 |
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say jack, if yer gonna do a plug, at least plug THE RIGHT ONE...
irc://arcor.de.eu.dal.net/wasted_hate
Wanna tell me off, go ahead.
I dare ya !
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28. February 2007 @ 05:27 |
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SINCE NO ONE IS SAYING GOOD MORNING,I WILL..
GOOD MORNING..
I been reading the bitching in ye shout boxes,i say just go with the flow and keep watching members leave the site..to me the site is slow except for the consoles board.
as i see it there are not enought site mods on to control the crap thats going on..a site of this size there should be at least 5 to 6 mods on at any one time.
solution make more mods..
the problem is the site mods get burned out here to fast and leave..
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28. February 2007 @ 16:26 |
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Then get yerself a leather jacket.
irc://arcor.de.eu.dal.net/wasted_hate
Wanna tell me off, go ahead.
I dare ya !
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28. February 2007 @ 18:02 |
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things are getting thin around here,its always the same 4 or 5 members posting..
i have a hd going bad..been moving data off it..to another hd.
good night to those that are still here...
in case any one wants to know i went over 19000 posts today
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28. February 2007 @ 18:09 |
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this was just sent to me i do not if its a fact or a joke
good night again
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This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California)
staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering
machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This
came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents
to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The
school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's
failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were
absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough
schoolwork to pass their classes.
The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please
listen to all the options before making selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7
* To request another teacher -Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable
and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and
that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort:
Hang up
and have a nice day!
*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country !!!
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28. February 2007 @ 21:39 |
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Has to be a joke. If for no other reason there's too many political hacks involved in education and the last options, though correct, aren't "politically correct". LOL Besides, that's CA, the land of liberals. They'd never allow such things to be said (at least not for long).
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28. February 2007 @ 23:09 |
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OMG...Neph, I would have to do some pretty fancy stepping to write my NAME. Perhaps just the first letter...
Started snowing again here and we now have a good two feet. It was snowing sideways earlier tonight, always odd to see. My little brother and little sister are out of power right now. He he he.
My NDS hacking is coming along, but I am still massively confused most of the time and the bunches of testosterone ridden youngster's is not helping much...But most of the issues are solved now and I am just tweaking it. Did I tell you it was pink!
Hey Pac, I think it is legislated in CA to have things printed in alternative languages????? But other than that last bit it SO needs to be implemented.
Cheers everyone!
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28. February 2007 @ 23:52 |
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kitty , hows the puppy?
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1. March 2007 @ 04:05 |
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GOOD MORNING...........everyone!!!!
Nice day here in the LONE STAR STATE, no wind as of yet since it blew all dang day yesterday, 35-45 sustained and gusts to 55 or so. Nice when the dirt starts coming with it. LOL. Now last Saturday was a doozy. Same thing but sustained winds were 40+ and I think the gusts almost made it to 70. btw those numbers are mph not kmph just in case you were wondering. LOL.
Kitty I don't believe that you could only get one letter, you're to ingenious for that. LOL
ireland I think the phone message would go better here in Texas than CA. Like someone said it's to DAMN LIBERAL there. ;-) I liked it none the less.
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1. March 2007 @ 05:14 |
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1. March 2007 @ 06:13 |
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Good Morning To All!!
No school today! :)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo*gasp*!!!!
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