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Christmas Countdown
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18. December 2006 @ 10:16 |
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no... 7 days inclusive
X-mas is on monday.
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19. December 2006 @ 21:20 |
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5 more days!!!!!!!!!!!
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19. December 2006 @ 22:42 |
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I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my AD "Family" a very "Boozy" Christmas and a "Drunken" New Year
BTW, I believe we celebrate Christmas first here in Oz...I'll let you know how it turns out!!
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20. December 2006 @ 04:45 |
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i can't wait to get my new ipod
Kindle Fire 1st Gen running Jelly Bean
Nexus S 4G running 4.1.1 Jelly Bean
PS3 Slim 3000 Model 4.3.1
PS3 ID: killbarney1123
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20. December 2006 @ 06:33 |
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My family doesn't buy presents ... an arrangement made years before I was born. We get together for a really neat family dinner but we don't do presents. Parents will buy them for their kiddies and it stops there. But I belong to this "christmas club" at work which gives me the funds to buy MYSELF all these neat Christmas presents. I've got a new digital camera and a whole new 7.1 arrangement of Mirage speakers for my home theater and I'm going to get a new recliner to watch movies and listen to music.
I've got three different work related christmas parties to go to though; that is going to seriously bite the big one.
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20. December 2006 @ 07:16 |
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the little irish guy is here
and that means no christmas and no presents and ipoods and no christmas booze
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gerry1
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20. December 2006 @ 08:10 |
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I found out a couple of months ago that I'm diabetic (borderline). My boss knows this and just gave me this five pound box of chocolates. Hmmmm...
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20. December 2006 @ 08:15 |
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gerry1 there is a update for dvdnextcopy
DOWNLOAD
http://www.dvdnextcopy.com/setup/DVDneXtCOPY_V2_2_3_1.exe
DVD neXt COPY V2.2.3.1 - 12/19/06
Release Notes
* Removed bad memory leaks
* Improved Stability
* Fixed DVD date creation
* ISOWriter added to DVDneXtCOPY, Now you can save copies as an ISO/UDF image file
* Fixed ISO image burning bug from the Project/Burn engine
* Deposite Buffer switch removed, now built in
* Extended IFO Scanner added
* New IFO scan to detect unused languages in title sets
* Overwrite Deposite Buffer is always active by default
* Removed RCE Protection Switch from GUI. Always on, now
* DVD Content List Control changed. Now, unused languages (fakes) are disabled
* Software compatibility mode added to profiles
* Manual Activation system added
* Log file renamed
* Minor log file corrections
* Updated Splash Screen Image V2.2.3.1
* Improved Playback Structures
* Resources updated to V2.2.3.1
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20. December 2006 @ 08:23 |
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20. December 2006 @ 21:34 |
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4 MOR3 DAYS
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21. December 2006 @ 10:06 |
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Or 3 if you don't count the actual day? lol
-Mike
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21. December 2006 @ 11:36 |
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Yea i do christmas at 12:00 of the 24th
so yea it would be cosidered the 25th
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21. December 2006 @ 14:38 |
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i wonder what she has in the bag
merry christmas ad
 I AM A DUMPSTER DIVER AND PROUD OF IT..
Reach Down & Grab it Or Walk in & Get Some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!} This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 21. December 2006 @ 14:44
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21. December 2006 @ 19:14 |
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She has something of mine..lol
:P
Happy early christmas
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22. December 2006 @ 03:28 |
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22. December 2006 @ 03:42 |
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22.12.2006 so close :-)
Happy Holidays all, have fun......(Noticed the aD logo)
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22. December 2006 @ 06:36 |
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22. December 2006 @ 14:46 |
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LETTERS TO SANTA
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love,
Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f---ing mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
Santa
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house...
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiny begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams!
Santa
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22. December 2006 @ 14:49 |
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'TWAS THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS
Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared.
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt.
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"
So... away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore.
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle,
no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
and to all a good diet!
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22. December 2006 @ 14:51 |
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A CONVICT'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the cells,
The convicts were locked up
All madder than hell!
Except for the lifers
Kicked back in their bunks,
Heads filled with visions
Of fat little punks.
When suddenly from the roof top
There arose such a roar,
That the bulls thought it was
A riot for sure!
The goon squad ran in
And stood ready to hit.
A big guard yelled out,
"Who started this shit?"
"It came from the roof top,"
Sniveled a snitch.
"It must be a breakout.
Oh, son of a bitch!"
They climbed to the roof
By way of the stairs,
Found a fat little freak
In red underwear.
"No, No!" yelled the dude.
"I bring you good cheer!"
"Damn!" said the Captain.
"We found us a queer."
"Alright mother f---er,
Get your hands on the wall!"
They shook him down good,
Asshole and all.
They beat him and threw him
Into the hole with a kick.
Well so much for Christmas,
They locked up St. Nick!
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22. December 2006 @ 15:05 |
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FROSTY THE HIT MAN
Frosty the hit man
was a evil, psycho soul,
with an Uzi and some frag grenades,
and a heart as black as coal!
Frosty the hit man
was a fairy tale they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know
how he blew them all away.
There must have been some magic in those bullets that they found...
For when they put them in his gun he began to mow them down.
Oh Frosty the hit man was as real as he could be.
So he said, "You run, and I'll have some fun!
I'll give you 'till the count of three!"
He chased them down the streets of town right to a traffic cop.
And murdered him in cold blood when he heard him screaming, "STOP!"
Frosty the hit man
had to run and get away.
So he waved good-bye, shouting, "Run and hide!
I'll be back again, someday!"
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22. December 2006 @ 15:23 |
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HOLIDAY RUM CAKE
1 or 2 Quarts Rum
1 TSP Sugar
1 Cup Dried Fruit
1 TSP Baking Powder
1 TSP Baking Soda
1 Cup Butter
1 TSP Lemon Juice
2 Large Eggs
Nuts
Brown Sugar
Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?
Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check rum again. It must be just right. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of thugar and beat again.
Meanwhile, it's important to make sure the rum is of the finest quality - try another cup. Open the second quart of rum, if necessary.
Add two arge leggs, two cups of fried druit and beat until high. If the druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift free cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter).
Sample the bum again.
Sift one pine of lemon juice. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can find. Mix mell. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake.
Check the thum again and go to bed.
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22. December 2006 @ 15:38 |
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WHY I WAS FIRED AFTER THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
A letter of apology...
When I came into the office this morning, I noticed a sort of general feeling of unfriendliness, and since several of you have called me a "dirty son of a bitch" to my face, I knew I must have done something wrong at the office Christmas Party. The Office Manager called me from the hospital today and as this is my last day, I'd like to take this way of apologizing to all of you. I would prefer speaking to everyone personally, but all of you seem to go deaf and dumb whenever I try to talk to you.
First, to our dear and beloved boss, I am sorry for all the things I called you Friday afternoon. I'm very much aware that your father is not a baboon, nor your mother a Chinese whore. Your wife is a delightful woman, and my story of you buying her for 50 cents in Tijuana was strictly a figment of my imagination. Your children are undoubtedly yours too. About the water cooler incident, you'll never know how badly I feel about it, and I hope you didn't hurt your head when they were trying to get the glass jug off.
To Mary, I express my deepest regrets. In my own defense, I must remind you that you seemed to enjoy our little escapade on the stairway as much as I did until the banister broke and we fell eight feet to the second floor landing. In spite of the rupture you incurred when I landed on top of you, I am sure you will admit that when we landed it was one of the biggest thrills you have ever had.
Sam, you old cuss, you've just got to forgive me for that little prank I played on you. If I had known you were goosey, I'd have never done it. It would have been a lot worse if that fat lady hadn't been standing right under the window you jumped through. She really broke your fall a lot. People have been killed falling three stories.
Gene, I regret telling the fireman it was you who turned in the false alarm. But, of course, I had no way of knowing they would make such a bad report of it. Those fire hoses sure have a lot of pressure don't they? And the water is cold!!
Don, I know how you must feel about me. Opening the door to the broom closet suddenly must have startled you and Millie quite badly, and to think how hard you bumped your chin on the shelf when you bent over to pull up your pants, it makes me sick. We'll have to get together for dinner some night after the dentist finishes your plates.
Nancy, the only excuse I can offer for stealing all your clothes and hiding them when I found you passed out in the ladies room, is that I was drunk. Also, I want you to know I was very embarrassed when I couldn't remember where I hid them and you had to go home in that old sofa cover. Running your falsies up the flag pole was a bit too much, but like I said, I was a little drunk.
To all of you, I am sorry. Setting Jan's panties on fire seemed funny at the time, and it makes me sad to hear that her husband is divorcing her because of it. Urinating in everyone's drink was in bad taste, and not telling them about it until all the drinks were gone was even worse.
Now that I have apologized to all of you and know that I am forgiven, I will do my damnedest to come to the picnic......
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24. December 2006 @ 23:16 |
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Its Christmas!!! Hope all the Members of AfterDawn have a very Merry Christmas!
Dave
PS. I know the sig is rubbish!!
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25. December 2006 @ 02:50 |
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Merry Christmas Everybody
Kindle Fire 1st Gen running Jelly Bean
Nexus S 4G running 4.1.1 Jelly Bean
PS3 Slim 3000 Model 4.3.1
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