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Future update with ingame music = old people taking over the world.
heres how:
A portion of heaven that was chipped by some retard angel, and fell down to earth towards the SCEA HQ. As the supernatural structure (that we can now identify as Anti-matter) hit the building, the antimatter and matter canceled each other out. this created supernatural particles, now classified as SUPRA particles, in which affected the hard drives of the computers used to make PS3 updates. the code was changed into a specific newly created code, known as SUPRA code, which was accidently released by SCEA early january 2008. thus resulting in PS3 in-game music.
SCEA found out about the SUPRA code, and reverse engineered it. with there new-found understanding of SUPRA coding, they created a SUPRA PS3, which when booted, released a E.M.P. that completely BRICKED all XBOX 360's. the EMP triggered A-Bombs that was secretly placed under microsoft plants and offices by the federal government. thus resulting the the total extinction of all XBOX360's. (and microsoft software)
luckily bill gates was in africa at the time, so he survived, and he joined forces with steve jobs in order to regain his wealth and created MICROAPPLE.
the company then created the MicroApple: MacCOR video game console which dawned the 8th generation of consoles. but little known, the console was created with SUPRA code. BIG MISTAKE. the MacCOR's then killed all users with lasers. (and everyone used them, cause they were so awesome.)
and this created the era of Old people, cause everyone knows that old people cant play video games. :)
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