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2. June 2008 @ 15:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
they are so annoying!! last night it was like almost midnight, and a damn telemarketer calls me up to ask me if i want to buy a microwave!! i told him to screw off, and he hung up. two minutes later the same guy called again asking the same question. i cursed him out. he was like, "im gonna call the authorities on you!" then i replied, "i am the authorities B*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" that being said, i really hate them. they always call you and give you b*llsh*t offers, that are never as good as they sound. just remember this, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is ohh, by the way im not really the authorities. i just said that to him so he'll hang up. pretty cool though, huh?

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3. June 2008 @ 00:15 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
One website....

https://www.donotcall.gov/

Add your number... They get fined $80 every time they call you... I just say "Sir/Mam we are on the do not call list, thanks, I am filling a report" That is the last time they will call you!

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3. June 2008 @ 11:54 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I just answer and jabber at them in Spanish or German, or make a big scene about how the person they are calling for just died a tragic, painful death and how can they do this in my time of grieving. I also do a very good Indian accent and try to sell them stuff from my Quik-E-Mart.


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3. June 2008 @ 12:16 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by Auslander:
I just answer and jabber at them in Spanish or German, or make a big scene about how the person they are calling for just died a tragic, painful death and how can they do this in my time of grieving. I also do a very good Indian accent and try to sell them stuff from my Quik-E-Mart.
LOL, that's exactly what I do. It's really fun to mess with those people. Especially when they get real pissed and hang up on you.
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3. June 2008 @ 14:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Yeah, it can be a ton of fun. I used to just blow up on them, make them feel like crap, but I realized that these are just people trying to earn some cash to survive. People should treat other people decently, otherwise we get the downwards spiral global societies are currently in. They're just doing their job, so I give them something to break up the monotony of hangups they're used to.


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3. June 2008 @ 16:18 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by Auslander:
Yeah, it can be a ton of fun. I used to just blow up on them, make them feel like crap, but I realized that these are just people trying to earn some cash to survive. People should treat other people decently, otherwise we get the downwards spiral global societies are currently in. They're just doing their job, so I give them something to break up the monotony of hangups they're used to.
unless they call u at midnight asking you to buy a microwave!! >_<

my psp fat firmware history
1.50>>2.00>>2.50>>2.60>>2.70>>2.71>>2.80>>2.81>>2.82>>3.00>>3.11>>3.30>>3.40>>3.52>>3.71>>3.80>>CFW 3.71 M33>>CFW 3.71 M33-3>>CFW 3.90 M33-2>>CFW 3.90 M33-3


go to this link to learn how to do something amazing on a psp!! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/668691
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3. June 2008 @ 18:07 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
They never call me after 8:00 PM. So true, I suppose. Track them down and annihilate them!


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3. June 2008 @ 19:17 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
anyone know where i can buy a shotgun at a reasonable price? shhh...be very, very quiet, im hunting telemarketers...its telemarketer season. lol

my psp fat firmware history
1.50>>2.00>>2.50>>2.60>>2.70>>2.71>>2.80>>2.81>>2.82>>3.00>>3.11>>3.30>>3.40>>3.52>>3.71>>3.80>>CFW 3.71 M33>>CFW 3.71 M33-3>>CFW 3.90 M33-2>>CFW 3.90 M33-3


go to this link to learn how to do something amazing on a psp!! http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/668691
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3. June 2008 @ 23:42 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I sell them out of the back of my car. :-)


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4. June 2008 @ 00:45 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I favor the 12 gauge shotgun telemarketer model

Its Full auto it even has tiny little gernades , door breaching rounds and of course the telemarketer shell 100 bbs out of 1 shell gurantteed kill the first time around of course i do this legally through fish and game

Peace out hope you all enjoy this dream or fantasy of course this is all done through fish n game they have a special tag called the salesman/telemarketer tag best part is its free

Hope You All Get a GOOOOOODDDDDDDDD LAUGH MMMMMWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

peace out shummyr
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4. June 2008 @ 01:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
I just tell them that I ate a bad taco, and am experiencing horrible diarrhea at the moment. I hang up.



It took a lot of practice to be able to do it with a straight face.
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4. June 2008 @ 11:14 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
"Explosive diarrhea" is a favorite of many people.


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4. June 2008 @ 12:06 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Boy, you don't want to have that taken out of context.
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6. June 2008 @ 10:31 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
i try to sell them somthing back:
t=telemarketer
m=me

t: Hello sir would you be intrested in life insurance for your hamster(lol!0

m: no but would you like to by a beutiful collection of glass just for you, right now, £30.00

t: [abruptly] no goodbye

telemarketer hangs up
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