Quote:

---

It's a beautiful afternoon. The sun is shining, the birdies are chirping. And
you say to yourself, "What a beautiful day to play some Halo." You cook up
some pizza rolls, grab an energy drink, and you put on your headset. You
grab your trusty wireless controller and reach for the little green "X"
encased like a precious jewel inside a crystal dome. OH NO!!! Something's wrong!
Your adrenaline starts pumping as you are slapped in the face with 3 red lights
blinking at you, laughing at you, mocking you. You imagine throwing
the controller against the wall, but instead you let it fall from your lifeless hands. You
start to imagine the next 30 days without your Xbox as a single teardrop
caresses your cheek. You disconnect your 360 from your surround sound system and you
gently place it in a box where it's off to meet its maker.

That's when you go on CraigsList and find a post of someone who can have
you playing your xbox the same day! "This is too good to be true," you say to
yourself, but you decide to drop him an email. He replies within a few hours.
You drop off your console to him, hang out at the mall for an hour,
and come back to retrieve your once dead Xbox 360, now full of new life!
You gladly pay the $50 fee and take your Xbox back home, plug it in, and connect
to Live before your friends even miss you! You tell all of your them about
the mystical man who can bring dead Xboxs back to life and you
enjoy your Halo until your eyes bleed.

FIXING YOUR RROD (Red Rings of Death) XBOX 360:
Forget waiting a month or more for Microsoft to send you somebody else's half broken piece of junk!
Come to me and play YOUR XBOX the same day!!

I can FIX your RROD'ed Xbox for $50. You bring it to me. You leave with it in 1-2 hours!
Service comes with a 30 day guarantee. If your Xbox gets the RROD within 30 days of service,
I will fix it again or provide a full refund.

Note: I do not use the "Towel Trick" or any other "trick" for that matter.
This is the actual fix for the malfunction within the hardware itself.
Also note that this process voids any warranty you may have on the unit.

---