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9. May 2007 @ 06:33 |
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I often wonder about your intelligence and your antics.
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Better listen billybob..:)
Tehee, he may have the lightening rods but i have....erm....well.....yeh. *finds an excuse to run away*
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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9. May 2007 @ 07:04 |
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good idea!!! run, run for your live!!!!!!
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9. May 2007 @ 14:06 |
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Hello Everyone! A slow day in this thread I see! Perhaps everyone has had a day like mine ... running around from place to place without a moment to myself. I have all of fifteen mins to eat and get on my way again. I hope everyone is well!
@Ireland... I'm really envious of that photo paper deal you stumbled across!
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9. May 2007 @ 17:24 |
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The boy and the coin
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The child is holding a 25-cent coin.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for
help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's'
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the
woman hands the money to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
doctor?" No," the woman replies, "I work for the IRS."
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9. May 2007 @ 19:28 |
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Gerry
My day was an excellent one. Beautiful weather and no one to bother me. I had a chance to catch up on a few projects. Hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
Good night Gerry, Ireland, Billybob, ddp, Greensman, Nephilim and everyone. May tomorrow be a great day for everyone.
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9. May 2007 @ 19:36 |
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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they poured over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching a Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy, Earl, awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond.
"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.
"Of course it me," Bob replied.
"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl."
"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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10. May 2007 @ 04:45 |
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Good morning everyone!! After trying to make a phone call on my TVs remote, I decided it was time to take a mental health day LOL! (In my own defense, I wasn't wearing my glasses .... which accounts for not hearing a dial tone!)
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10. May 2007 @ 05:44 |
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How many times did you put it to your ear listening for a dial tone before you made the realization though?
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10. May 2007 @ 06:15 |
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Actually, I didn't LOL! But I did try dialing though!
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10. May 2007 @ 07:29 |
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GOOD MORNING ALL
Gerry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Gerry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found...a brand new bathroom scale.
Gerry has been missing since last Friday.
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10. May 2007 @ 07:50 |
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I AGREE,
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Have a Cup of Coffee and Shoot Me Your Resume
05.10.07 | 2:00 AM
So now coffee?s good for us, too.
A Harvard researcher said last week that regular coffee drinkers may be lowering their risks for certain kinds of cancers and Type 2 diabetes by indulging in what many of us already consider to be the nectar of the gods.
Whether coffee lowers the risks for those things or not matters not a whit to me. Good, bad or indifferent, I?m going to continue drinking it till I keel over because I?m a lot nicer to children and animals and yuppies when I?ve had my morning cuppa joe.
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http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/78/295688#3061230
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10. May 2007 @ 10:50 |
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I noticed another report where coffee is supposed to help improve the thought process. Guess the caffeine gives the brain cells a jump start. Looks like coffee is actually good for a person. It doesn't work as well decaf. ;)
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gerry1
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10. May 2007 @ 12:09 |
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Damn, quitting coffee, for me, would be worse that quitting cigarettes!
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10. May 2007 @ 12:14 |
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Quit coffee and start smoking again...LOL
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10. May 2007 @ 13:38 |
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That was the worst of times when I quit, having that first cup of black dark roast coffee (La style-the spoon stands up) without a cigarette. Next was drinking alcohol.
Yeah and next year coffee will be bad for us! Seems like all the preprocessed Frankenfood we eat that anyone lives past 60. Just reading the ingredients in some products makes me want to start smoking and quit eating. Maybe it's a conspiracy. The government wants us to live fast, make a lots of money and die before we collect social security. LMAO
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10. May 2007 @ 14:45 |
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MORE FUN TO TALK ABOUT
Could God be an Extra-terrestrial Being?
Some comparatively new belief systems and books portray God as an extraterrestrial, holding that intelligent beings from another world have been visiting Earth for many thousands of years, and have influenced the development of our religions.
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gerry1
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10. May 2007 @ 15:13 |
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@Ireland and all ... from your article:
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There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. What this shocking biblical passage indicates is the belief that gods are physical beings so genetically similar to Homo sapiens as to make interbreeding possible.
These giants were a group of angels like the cerabim and ceraphim but made flesh and these were called ... are you ready...
NEPHILIM !!!
Edit: can't type to save my life (or spell either LOL!
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10. May 2007 @ 15:21 |
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gerry1 since ye brought up neph,i had to post this
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The Nephilim
The Nephilim ,Biblical Giants , Human/Angel Half breeds?, Human/Alien Half breeds ?, Fallen Angels, Demons, or all of the above ?
The subject of the Nephilim is one of the great puzzles of the Bible. The same general theme is found throughout ancient writings of many peoples and is not confined exclusively to the Bible. The Nephilim were apparently a race of impressive physical stature compared to the smaller Hebrews.
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10. May 2007 @ 15:24 |
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LMAO!! His secret is out!! But if its any consolation, Neph, they were noted for their sexual prowess LOL!
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10. May 2007 @ 15:38 |
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LOL, all the $10 hookers in Phoenix can back that up!! Amazingly enough a small piece of drywall can pass for a piece of crack and get you 15 minutes of lovin' so they tend to cuss me when my name comes up ;)
I've always been interested in the more obscure parts of the Bible and since high school been into the old time goth scene one of which is Fields of the Nephilim (check out Dawn Razor - great album). Apparently those Casanovas can't swim too well.
Well, I'm here to report that Neph's meds aren't working too well so he invited his lovely girlfriend St. Pauli Girl over to make him feel better :D
It's real hard to type right now so farewell to my cherished community!!!
My killer sig came courtesy of bb "El Jefe" mayo.
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"And there we saw the giants, and we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight" - Numbers 13:33 |
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10. May 2007 @ 16:01 |
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LMAO! Good Night, Neph!
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10. May 2007 @ 16:34 |
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now we know why ddp has a spring in his bounce
Satellites solve mystery of low gravity over Canada
If it seems Canadians weigh less than their American neighbours, they do ? but not for the reasons you might think. A large swath of Canada actually boasts lower gravity than its surroundings.
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10. May 2007 @ 18:24 |
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LMAO!
I had no idea. now the secret is out.
Chuck
"Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes." Titus Livius (59BC-17AD)
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11. May 2007 @ 06:23 |
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Good morning Ireland, Pac, Tansquash and all! Today is spring cleaning and polishing of all my little soldiers! Ever since I was a kid I've been collecting bronze, copper and marble statues of egyptian, greek and roman soldiers and gods...they're about 15-20 inches tall to 26 inches wide. Here is a marble of my roman charioteer...weighs about 40 lbs:
Today (all weekend actually) they all get a bath and get polished. Strange hobby, eh? Whenever the kiddies come over, my sister is always telling them, "Don't play with mon oncle Gerry's toys LOL!" The kiddies always giggle because some are nekkid.
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11. May 2007 @ 06:37 |
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Good morning all. gerry1 must be the time for spring cleaning thats what I started this morning at 5:00 am love your collectibles. Chris
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