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Rumor squashed: The Xbox One does not have a second 'secret GPU'

article published on 25 March, 2014

Over the past week, one rumor has remained consistent in the Xbox world: that the Xbox One had a second 'secret GPU.' Microsoft's director of product planning Albert Penello has categorically squashed the rumor, via Twitter and Reddit. "I thought I had already said something about that. There is no 2nd GPU, there is no stacked GPU," Penello said. "I didn't think [the second GPU rumor] ... [ read the full article ]

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hearme0
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26. March 2014 @ 11:54 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
And so ANYONE that actually bought into this nonsense is a complete and total idiot! Can you say "GULLABLE"
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26. March 2014 @ 20:51 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Oh man I thought the dudebro gamer at Game Stop made this one up himself when I was there the other day. Apparently it is one of those desperate rumors made up that stupid people fall for. This dudebro gamer was using this to try and convince a customer to not get the PS4 because it is not even powerful enough to run Titanfall and that games will get better on the XBOX One because Microsoft has a second GPU that will be unlocked in the near future.

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26. March 2014 @ 20:57 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by hearme0:
And so ANYONE that actually bought into this nonsense is a complete and total idiot! Can you say "GULLABLE"

No, but I can say "gullible" ^^' ...
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27. March 2014 @ 01:55 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by Bozobub:
Originally posted by hearme0:
And so ANYONE that actually bought into this nonsense is a complete and total idiot! Can you say "GULLABLE"

No, but I can say "gullible" ^^' ...
I'm sorry, I don't mean to incite any kind of argument, but that was hilariously funny.
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27. March 2014 @ 02:37 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by DDR4life:
Originally posted by Bozobub:
Originally posted by hearme0:
And so ANYONE that actually bought into this nonsense is a complete and total idiot! Can you say "GULLABLE"

No, but I can say "gullible" ^^' ...
I'm sorry, I don't mean to incite any kind of argument, but that was hilariously funny.
oh hell yeah.but gullible isnt a word in the american dictionary.
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27. March 2014 @ 03:26 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
And in a related story, it's confirmed that the Xbox One can't perform oral sex on you. Sony has yet to officially confirm this is so for the PS4, but there are indications it likely has the same limitation.
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27. March 2014 @ 13:46 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by xnonsuchx:
And in a related story, it's confirmed that the Xbox One can't perform oral sex on you. Sony has yet to officially confirm this is so for the PS4, but there are indications it likely has the same limitation.
See that was supposed to be an attachment for the Oculus Rift but now that Facebook bought it I think that technology will be replaced with Candy Crush VR Edition

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28. March 2014 @ 18:12 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by bobiroc:
Originally posted by xnonsuchx:
And in a related story, it's confirmed that the Xbox One can't perform oral sex on you. Sony has yet to officially confirm this is so for the PS4, but there are indications it likely has the same limitation.
See that was supposed to be an attachment for the Oculus Rift but now that Facebook bought it I think that technology will be replaced with Candy Crush VR Edition
I Lol'ed so much, I tipped my chair backward. :-D
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29. March 2014 @ 03:02 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by xnonsuchx:
And in a related story, it's confirmed that the Xbox One can't perform oral sex on you.
Wouldn't bet on it,the sex toy industry only need to make a usb dongle for it *pun intended* hehehe


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29. March 2014 @ 14:41 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Originally posted by scorpNZ:
Originally posted by xnonsuchx:
And in a related story, it's confirmed that the Xbox One can't perform oral sex on you.
Wouldn't bet on it,the sex toy industry only need to make a usb dongle for it *pun intended* hehehe

If the rift takes off, you can be f**king sure there will be *special accessories* sold in 18+ stores. Remember...VHS and BluRay hit sex shops before they hit video rental stores.


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