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JST1946
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_ 		14. October 2012 @ 15:04 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Bear Removal Service


A man in Idaho 's upper panhandle woke up one morning to find a bear
on his roof.


So he looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for
"Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed, and the bear
remover said he'd be over in a few minutes.


The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred
old pit bull.


"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.


"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off the roof,


the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The
bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van."


He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.



"What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked.


"If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
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20 Year U.S.Army Veteran.Vietnam 1969-1972 101st Abn.Div.
Ofnir1
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_ 		9. January 2013 @ 08:32 _ Link to this message    Send private message to this user   
Aaaaaahhh LMAO!
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