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LMAO......Pure class as always andmerr.
Some of my own...............
Q:What should you do if you find yourself falling asleep behind the wheel?
A:Make sure you have cruise control on
Q:When is the best to time to drive a car?
A:On Thursday, you get double points on pensioners day
Q:Why should you regularly maintain your vehicle?
A:I don't know, mine is always in the garage
Q:If your car breaks down, what should you do?
A:Break into another one and make your escape
Q:How do you know when to change gear?
A:When the instructor tells me to
Q:Why should you drive on the correct side of the road?
A:You would have to drive backwards to get to you destination
Q:Why should you regularly check your fluid levels
A:Dryness causes rashes
Q:Why should you insure yourself to drive?
A:Have you seen how I drive
Q:What should you do if you see someone broken down at the side of the road?
A:Stop and make fun of them, and hope they can't catch you
Q:What should you do if you see a hitchiker?
A:Stop and ask them for the time
Q:Why should you use your indicators?
A:It tells the car which way to turn next
Q:Why is it important to receive proper driving tuition?
A:Because my dad is always drunk when he teaches me
Q:Is it right to show off whilst carrying passenegers?
A:Definately not, always keep your clothes on at all times
Q:If a Policemean pulls you over, what should you do?
A:Agree with everything he says if he is wearing rubber gloves
...............PIO is no go, DMA all the way...............
Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down
This message has been edited since posting. Last time this message was edited on 24. May 2005 @ 10:39
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