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Blonde jokes
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Wolf36
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10. August 2005 @ 22:48 |
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Thought it could be funny if everyone tried to find some blonde jokes.So here goes:
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
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halo360
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11. August 2005 @ 08:26 |
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lol
what do smart blonde have in comen with UFOs?
you keep hearing about them but never see any.
xbox360.im going to get AOE3 every one should buy one when it comes out.
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11. August 2005 @ 08:40 |
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Wolf36
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11. August 2005 @ 23:33 |
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I realise that there is a friday funnies I just thought that a seperate thread for blonde jokes would be cool
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11. August 2005 @ 23:58 |
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It just keeps all the jokes in one bit, therefore keeping everything sweet.
Trust me on this one guys, the mods will appreciate it, as will all the joke tellers etc.
No harm done chaps.
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Wolf36
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12. August 2005 @ 03:36 |
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Thought I'd post one more
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
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andmerr
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12. August 2005 @ 03:37 |
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you know pulsar got to give him credit, wolf PM'd me first and my response was maybe add it to the existing friday funnies but in hindsight it might be nice to have a separate section.The other thread is at page 20 something.Who's going to read the whole thing.
The mods will either close it or they wont , theres no harm done.;
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halo360
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12. August 2005 @ 05:01 |
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^very good point
xbox360.im going to get AOE3 every one should buy one when it comes out.
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12. August 2005 @ 07:09 |
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whats the similarity between a blonde woman and box of chicken pieces....
once u are done with the legs, thighs, and breasts, all u have left is a greasy box to put your bone in!!!
yer u lurr dat!!
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andmerr
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15. August 2005 @ 00:52 |
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One day, a blonde went into an appliance store that was having a sale on TV's. She walked up to the counter and said to the clerk, "I would like to buy this TV."
The clerk replied, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."
So, the blonde dyed her hair brown and returned the next day. Again,she went up to the counter and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
And again, the clerk answered, "Sorry, I don't sell to blondes."
Puzzled, the blonde asked, "How did you know I was a blonde."
And the clerk said, "Because that is a microwave."
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Wolf36
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15. August 2005 @ 01:47 |
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Again
Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get'em on their back and their both f#*&@d.
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15. August 2005 @ 21:48 |
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LOL you guys. I don't konw any blond jokes so i'm only going to read them.
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andmerr
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15. August 2005 @ 21:57 |
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thats ok but heres something to keep you all amused:
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half and hour. But I am rechecking my answers."
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Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunny sacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunny sacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."
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16. August 2005 @ 04:57 |
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lmfao andmerr that last one was classic!!!
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16. August 2005 @ 13:58 |
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LOL that's somefunny stuff andmerr and cool sig. You to wolf36 was those from the movie spirted away? Does anyone have more blond jokes.
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andmerr
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16. August 2005 @ 14:05 |
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man you asked but i dont want to hog the show as this is wolfs thread.
But heres a couple to keep you amused:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A MOSQUITO?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
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A blond calls 911 and tells the fireman, "My house is on fire. My house is on fire."
The fireman says, "How do we get to you house?"
The blond hits her head and replies, "Dah, in the big red truck."
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Q: Why is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: It's empty from the neck up!
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16. August 2005 @ 16:03 |
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Ok i got one. The blonde calls radio station to request a song. The radio guy ask her where are you calling from?and blond say from my cellphone.
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16. August 2005 @ 16:53 |
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Blondes have TWO Brain Cells
One is LOST
The other is out looking for it
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Wolf36
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16. August 2005 @ 19:13 |
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LOL that's somefunny stuff andmerr and cool sig. You to wolf36 was those from the movie spirted away? Does anyone have more blond jokes.
My sig is from Princess Momoke or somthing like thea I can't spell it ask Andmerr he knows how.
But heres my joke:
Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?
A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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16. August 2005 @ 20:00 |
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andmerr
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16. August 2005 @ 20:18 |
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i think the words your loooking for is Princess Mononoke
Wolf36
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Wolf36
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16. August 2005 @ 21:11 |
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Yeah thanks Andmerr!!!
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"
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Javafriek
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18. August 2005 @ 18:00 |
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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palidin
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18. August 2005 @ 18:24 |
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Q: how do you kill a blonde?
A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
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18. August 2005 @ 21:02 |
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oh i forgot to mention mine joke was true story on my local radio staion. don't know if it was blond or not.but i'm sure it was a blond.
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