what has porn taught us?
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Doggy_Bot
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5. September 2005 @ 07:37 |
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LOL! I'm sure they do, yup!
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gear79
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5. September 2005 @ 08:58 |
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neph, when your home alone, do you wax it up, slap some whip cream on it, and lay back and imagine its a sundae with a cherry on top, and think of that woman from the other night???
ya know im teasin ya buddy.....
man this sux... workin on a holiday..
ponn also has taught me that them guys on the bus who pick up chicks, bang em, and drive off, is a fun idea... funny how they have not been caught.
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5. September 2005 @ 13:35 |
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hey doggy-bot thats my friday night lol
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7. September 2005 @ 17:45 |
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porn hasnt taught me anything, but is good to have a dvdplayer with a good porn movie in class. LOL
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7. September 2005 @ 17:55 |
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Quote: neph, when your home alone, do you wax it up, slap some whip cream on it, and lay back and imagine its a sundae with a cherry on top, and think of that woman from the other night???
You left out the Flowbee ;)
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7. September 2005 @ 18:54 |
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The only thing porn ever (really)taught me was that if i play any of it when my girlfriend's with me, i can rest assured i get a long, wild night :)
And, like aabbccdd, it also (sort of) taught me myriad ways of cleaning my pc :S
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7. September 2005 @ 23:18 |
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@Daniel_G - that first line, excellent. in fact you could even apply ddp's fave comment to that ie "teach & learn" hehe
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8. September 2005 @ 07:40 |
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Lol
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8. September 2005 @ 08:12 |
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And for you single guys out there .. remember; Porn is cheaper than dating
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8. September 2005 @ 09:53 |
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Porn has taught me to "close my eyes..."
I am BLIND in my left eye!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
Grandma was right.... YOU WILL GO BLIND!!!
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8. September 2005 @ 13:31 |
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@ neph
aghhhh....... the flowbee !!!!! i remember that thingy !!!
but just exactly where do YOU use the flowbee neph?
n/m.......... i dont wanna know !!
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8. September 2005 @ 19:03 |
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I bust out the Flowbee when I can't see my equipment until it salutes ;)
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8. September 2005 @ 21:08 |
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porn has taught me that somewhere out there, there is a girl to help me indulge in my double elbow deep anal fisting fetish ;)
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8. September 2005 @ 21:15 |
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@Darthnip LOL that's true, but usually those girls are the kind of dirty you can't wash off...... :)
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8. September 2005 @ 21:20 |
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thats ok, i didn't plan on keeping her, plus i got a nice supply of gojo and fast orange, that stuff will wash anything off, hell i'll oxyclean my arms if i gotta, or just put trash bags on my arms, a gal like that wouldn't mind a bit.
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8. September 2005 @ 23:08 |
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Porn taught me to clean my computer.
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gear79
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9. September 2005 @ 07:53 |
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@dartnip
its kinda like the artificial insemination they do on cows........ big plastic sleeve over the arm with a probe and the goods on the end...
oh man... these images will be in my head all day now !!
@ neph
i am sure you have more uses with that flowbee......
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9. September 2005 @ 11:52 |
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Geeze you guys, I quit when I just started to need glasses.
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9. September 2005 @ 12:46 |
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yeha thats it!! the big cow sleeves!!! i need 3, 1 for each arm and one for... well nevermind i can use one of those small balloon animal making ballons for that.
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9. September 2005 @ 13:00 |
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or a rubber glove, at least you have 5 chances that way !!
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20. September 2005 @ 16:50 |
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Quote: or a rubber glove, at least you have 5 chances that way !!
Yet another thing we have in common ;)
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21. September 2005 @ 00:40 |
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Welcome back Nephilim ,hope the new place is working out and it looks like your connection is working fine .is it faster?
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1. October 2005 @ 05:32 |
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something of interest for the US members here:
Quote: The FBI began implementing its Orwellian "anti-obscenity initiative" this months, targetting sites such as the popular Suicide Girls, Rate My Boobies.com, and other websites featuring consenting adults.
Impelled by Attorney General Gonazalez and FBI Director Robert Meuller, the agency has begun to pour a large amount of resources into its new anti-porn crusade. Unlike previous efforts, which mostly targetted child porn and snuff rings, this new initiative is specifically targetting mainstream erotica sites.
Excerpted from an arstechnica article:Under current American law, the Miller test is the means by which the courts determine if content is obscene and consequently not eligible for first amendment protection. The Miller test evaluates the literary, artistic, political, and scientific value of content as well as contemporary community standards. If content or expression is well within accepted community standards or it has intrinsic value, it does not constitute criminal obscenity. According to an electronic memo from FBI headquarters, established legal precedents indicate that conviction is most likely in cases where the content "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior."
According to a recent CNN report, the FBI currently has more manpower devoted to the porn crackdown than to national security operations. Many agents within the FBI are also reportedly upset with the initiative, saying resources would be better spent pursuing more pressing problems such as terrorism, illegal immigration, drug trafficking, child pornography, and organized crime.
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1. October 2005 @ 07:31 |
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nothing wrong with porn apart from it destoys your computer.i need adaware and an antitrogen b4 i even think about looking at internet porn again.last time i needed a reformat.i got some good mags in my draw and i dvd full of porn its good hand excersize and they respect you.just cause your looking at the women naked they not asking anything of you in return so it is cheaper than dating.and strip clubs.as for the FBI cracking down on porn they'd be better off cracking down on piracy and child porn.I dont really care about the FBI much they never do anything for me.
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1. October 2005 @ 11:42 |
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the entire US government runs ass-backwards most of the time...it's really annoying, lol.
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