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My wife took over my pc!!!
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jfk329
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3. December 2005 @ 05:25 |
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She says i Dont Spend Enough time w/ her. Maybe She needs to get her own.
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3. December 2005 @ 05:31 |
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Divorce your wife and marry your pc. Hey it will be much cheaper and it can shut up when you want it to.
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jfk329
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3. December 2005 @ 05:37 |
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Maybe when my son turns 1 he will be AD newbie!!!!
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andmerr
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4. December 2005 @ 00:05 |
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just tell her " honey i married you, that should be enough, now i need some quality time with my pc"
then run.....................lol
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4. December 2005 @ 00:18 |
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You can also change the look and functions with a pc but you can't with a wife.
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xboxdevil
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4. December 2005 @ 02:21 |
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LOL now you know why im single.women come in your life and try to change you.i aint changing for no b****.
xbox 1.1 80GB hdd xecuter 2 unleash x dash(possible upgrade in future) very old pc(new one should be coming soon)
bottle of bacardi(depending on how drunk i am sometimes the bottles empty)
packet of smokes(until i smoke them all)
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4. December 2005 @ 02:55 |
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You can also upgrade your pc where as with a wife you can't.
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mackdl
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4. December 2005 @ 06:44 |
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LOL...........but has your computer ever loved you back?
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4. December 2005 @ 06:54 |
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Tell her that during 'inter......' with your PC you picked up a virus and your PC is also infected. That should keep her away for a while. BTW for all y'all who can't keep their mind out of the gutter I meant interaction not intercourse, ewwwwwwwwww. lol
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4. December 2005 @ 06:55 |
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do i need to say any more
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Doggy_Bot
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4. December 2005 @ 13:51 |
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This solves all problems...
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andmerr
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4. December 2005 @ 15:41 |
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Quote:
You can also upgrade your pc where as with a wife you can't.
Of course you can just trade her in for a sleeker model
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4. December 2005 @ 20:03 |
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@Jfk329
If you take advice from a bunch consisting of a Devil(Xbox type), a Weazel(not 1, but 200), some guy named Mack(Mackdl) who's Bonding(Jamzbond) with a Dog(Doggy_bot) And Merrily(Andmerr) smoking pot in an 'Irie' land(Ireland) then I'm afraid that you're gonna go down like your other name sake(JfkJnr) and you won't be getting anywhere near 'Martha's' Vineyard, hehe
Footnote:
Irie= Jamaican rastafarian word for cool, OK, alright, etc
You may substitute your wife's name for 'Martha'.
Man I hope y'all got a sense of humor or I'm really in for it.LOL
LMAO
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andmerr
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4. December 2005 @ 21:28 |
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@ Jamzbond: that was vey good....thanks for the laugh
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4. December 2005 @ 22:49 |
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Why Andmerr coming from you it warms my heart. I feel my knees buckling. Please excuse me.... coz I'm all choked up(need a moment to compose myself). Say, you wanna repeat that, coz I'm not sure if I heard you right the first time, hehehe
LMAO
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andmerr
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4. December 2005 @ 22:52 |
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let me re edit the post: that was ok barely: happy now........
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4. December 2005 @ 23:32 |
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:-( Meanie!!!
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mackdl
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5. December 2005 @ 09:48 |
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Guys, guys....the word is COMPROMISE!
Jamz, picked up a virus, LOVE IT!
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gear79
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5. December 2005 @ 10:11 |
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just buy a second computer, run a wireless network in the house, her in one room, you in the other, have her join ad, and then you two can have topics in here. it'll be like you chatting, but via the net, that way you can both have quality time together. that way, auslander won't feel like is is one of the few couples in here, there is also mr and mrs taz too......
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5. December 2005 @ 15:23 |
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@Mackdl
You're absolutely right......so here's the compromise. His wife gets the couch and the computer gets to sleep in the bedroom.
BTW compromise=computer promise. Now where in there does it mention his wife, huh?.lol
@Gear79
You are truly a hopeless romantic. I'm gonna start calling you Gear69. What more could a man ask for than to profess his love to his wife in a chat room when they are only a bedroom apart. Now tell me, is that not love epitomized?. lol
@Doggy_B
Love that remote. Gotta get me one. Do they sell it on ebay?. Ok!....I just got it,(I'm a little slow sometimes). When do you start retailing it?. hehe
@Andmerr
Hey mate, either you're very abreast of USA current affairs(& not so current affairs) or you're a closet American,lol(no offense meant) You immediately got my little sattire on this thread. You psychic or what? ;)
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gear79
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5. December 2005 @ 17:37 |
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something tells me Jamzbond has entirely waaaaaaaay too much time on his hands...
did you think this all up on your own, or were you assisted by mad libs?
remember that little comic book, fill in the blanks !!??
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5. December 2005 @ 17:52 |
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@Gear79
Don't believe I know the mad lib comic. Not sure if I'm supposed to say thanks.... or turn red with embarassment. Anyways, I have an overactive imagination with a decent(sometimes indecent) sense of humor to boot. That's all. Well that's what I delude myself into believing. My psychiatrist calls me up whenever she's feeling depressed so I guess I'm doing something right ;-) As long as you're not offended (& you think it's funny) then I'll keep 'em coming. If it's not, then just send me a PM & I'll refrain. I'm pretty good at detecting 'subtle hints' especially if they're preceded by WT....followed by a couple of exclamations,number signs and asterisks,etc ;-)
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gear79
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6. December 2005 @ 03:24 |
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its all good, i have a sense of humor, you will find me at times doing the same stuff.
the mad libs little comic book is a classic, i dont think they make them anymore, but i know they were popular when i was growing up.
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jfk329
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6. December 2005 @ 03:40 |
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Sorry i havent posted lately!! The king is generous Today. Maybe I should just let her shop all the time. Take my advice Im not using it!!!
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mackdl
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7. December 2005 @ 11:55 |
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Jamz......pretty good at subtle hints? I need a sledge hammer. Save a spot on your psych's couch for me. OK
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