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My wife took over my pc!!!
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7. December 2005 @ 20:25 |
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@ Mack
Feel free to drop by anytime my friend. I'm sure you'll be happy if she slots you in. Always great couch time ;-)
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7. December 2005 @ 20:27 |
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Sorry for double post. Slow server.
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andmerr
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7. December 2005 @ 20:37 |
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is that your excuse then, the one your going to stick with.............more like heavy fingers on the keyboard....lol
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7. December 2005 @ 22:45 |
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now, now andy. remember what the doctor said about that temper of yours. lol
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gear79
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8. December 2005 @ 04:40 |
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take your meds and all will be fine !!
nice sig andmerr, i have been following you and phantom with it, not to mention dartnip wanting his.
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mackdl
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8. December 2005 @ 06:58 |
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My budgie keeps stealing my meds and choking on them.....any suggestions?
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andmerr
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8. December 2005 @ 07:00 |
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probably needs them more than you.
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mackdl
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8. December 2005 @ 08:11 |
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Oh good, I thought you would suggest locking the cage! I saved this tiny budgie from being picked on by a bunch of bullies. She hasn't grown at all (I guess she was just a runt and not a baby) but manages to boss our 90 lb. dog around.
BTW....Many happy returns andmerr.
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andmerr
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8. December 2005 @ 19:07 |
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thanks man its been a very pleasant day , still partying tomorrow.
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8. December 2005 @ 19:18 |
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@Andmerr
What heavy fingers?. I'm as stealthy on my keyboard as a dog on a frozen pond :-) What can I tell ya, it's the Arthritis my friend. I just can't seem to shake it and the meds just ain't workin' like they used to.
BTW, love the new sig, really cool.
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andmerr
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8. December 2005 @ 19:21 |
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What can I tell ya, it's the Arthritis my friend
got a remedy for you on that one.
Get a new anti rsi keyboard, i dont have a prob
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8. December 2005 @ 19:47 |
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@Andmerr
You mean you have arthritis too? lol
@Mack
I've only been around you for a short while and in that time I already know that you love your PC, prolly more than your wife; your wife is incensed by this and takes solice in shopping and you've asked a bunch of wise cracks for advice, who if they had the solution in the first place, would not be posting here at odd hours of the night to avoid competing for the compy with their own wife/girlfriend. And you wonder why your budgie is on meds!. For heaven's sake man, do the poor bird a favor and leave his cage open or run out to the pharmacy and get him something really strong. Ummmh.....might I suggest Prozap. No, not Prozac. This is new on the market, manufactured by the same company that makes Vioxx, it's a combination of Prozac and........yep, you guess it.....Crack!. It's readily available at your nearby CVS. (....Crack Vending Station). LOL
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9. December 2005 @ 04:10 |
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i am gonna vote Jamzbond to be our aD therapist !!!
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mackdl
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9. December 2005 @ 06:11 |
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Thanks for the advice, however, we seemed have drifted from helping jfk. LOL
You guys crack me up. The bird does have free-range of the house, that is why she wigs out on the dog. BTW, I don't know, prozap with viagra....could be a lethal combination for the bird???
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9. December 2005 @ 06:19 |
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Thanks Gear79 but it is I who needs therapy. I somehow in my moment of stupor(more like stupidity) confused Jfk & Mack.
@ Mack
My sincerest apologies to you, your consort & your budgie. It was just plain dumb. Sorry pal. Really.
I'm gonna stand in the corner and take a time out.
@Jfk
I'm not the chauvinist pig that I seem to be. Nope!.....I'm actually worse in person, lol. Seriously though, you have options. Gear79's suggestion of getting a 2nd compy and networking them is certainly a great suggestion if you don't find the cost prohibitive. Alternatively, schedule designated times and have some unallocated time slots for whoever needs to use it more is another idea. I know this is not romantic and seems regimented but if it's practical and is agreeable to both of you then it's a possible solution. Wouldn't recommend the latter though, as you might find that she also comes up with a schedule for ...ahem!...'something else' (which you treasure and need in order to maintain your sanity) and that would be no fun,LOL.
BTW folks I'm available for therapy sessions between the hours of 10am-2pm 7 days/week:
Except on Mondays when I go fishing with my buddies between 7am-6pm
And on Tuesdays when I go house showing to my real estate clients between 8am-4pm
And on Wednesdays when I fly out of town on company business between 9am-3pm
And on Thursdays when I play golf with my buddies between 8am-4pm
And on Fridays when I have a series of important meetings between 8am-5pm
And on Saturdays because my Secretary is an Adventist so no appts are made for this day
And on Sunday because I go to church and spend the day being as devout as possible.
The office is closed between 2pm-10am everyday.
My courteous and friendly secretary will be more than happy to make an appt for you so feel free to call and schedule a session.
LOL
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9. December 2005 @ 07:29 |
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well, is the secratary hot at least?
perhaps i will set an appointment ! and whats the going rate?
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mackdl
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9. December 2005 @ 07:33 |
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@Jamz........no need to apologize, just having fun! Laughter is the best medicine! JOKE AROUND WITH ME ANYTIME!
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9. December 2005 @ 19:12 |
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just do yourself a favor (a really big favor) even if it costs you... get her a good system, one that will work very well (P4 with at least 512k ram); desktop/notebook it doesn't matter. Keep it patched! Keep it virus protected! DO NOT LET HER USE YOUR COMPUTER AT ANY COST!!! let me repeat... DO NOT LET HER USE YOUR COMPUTER AT ANY COST!!!
signed: mr experience
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9. December 2005 @ 19:38 |
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@Gear79
She's a real beaut, so sure go ahead an see if she will fit you in, lol. BTW I don't know her going rate, you'd have to ask her that ;) Ooops, my mistake, were you asking about the rate for a therapy session?.
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gear79
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9. December 2005 @ 19:46 |
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@ Jamzbond.......... well, both actually, i may need thearapy after the secratary !!
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