Originally posted by ireland:

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GOOD MORNING

NOTE:BE CAREFUL AS THIS OPENS ALL THE DEFAULT SETTING IN FIREFOX

SET Firefox TO ALLOW 10 SIMULTANEOUS DOWNLOADS ..........Just like Internet Explorer, Firefox has a default to only allow you to download only 2 items at the same time. Changing this, is not as simple as going into your Preferences and changing a setting .....(free).....GO THERE!
http://www.fixmyxp.com/content/view/203/129/

Set Firefox to Allow 10 Simultaneous Downloads

Just like Internet Explorer, Firefox has a default to only allow you to download only 2 items at the same time. Changing this, is not as simple as going into your Preferences and changing a setting?

To change this to allow 10 (or more) simultaneous downloads. Do the following:

Open a new Firefox browser window.
Then in the address bar type about:config then hit enter

Next scroll down and locate the setting for:

network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server

Double Click on it and change the value to a 10 (or whatever you want)

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Originally posted by ireland:

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The population of this country is 300 million.



That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

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Only a guy with rotating skulls, hog hunting skills, and prairie dog killing badges would find delight in buying used casings.

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Originally posted by Neph:

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Seriously though as a reloader if I was to go to the store and buy empty 9mm brass it would cost me about $15 per 100 pieces so I just saved over 250 bucks which means more money for me to "donate" to those hardworking single moms at the street corner ;)

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Originally posted by ddp:

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imagine, a bunch of little bald headed neph's running around town, scary!!!!

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Bad Day At Work

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy:

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.

"Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butthole was swollen shut."

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

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btw supporting the single mom is a good thing but are you sure they have children??? ROFL.....

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imagine, a bunch of little bald headed neph's running around town, scary!!!!

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Team owner Jeffery Lurie had put together the perfect team for the
Philadelphia Eagles.

The only thing missing was a good quarterback.

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,
but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.

One night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In
one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a
truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80

yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and finally
hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour.

"I've got to get this guy!", Lurie said to himself, "he has the perfect
arm!"
So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great
game of football ...sure enough the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.

"Mom,"he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl.

"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says.
"You deserted us.You are not my son."

"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the
greatest sporting event in the world!"

"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts, "At this very moment
there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and
I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old
lady pauses then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us
move to Philadelphia!"

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Sarcastic Remarks

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a fu@king people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
24. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
25. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFu@!k you!
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
41. Meandering to a different drummer.
42. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

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TOUCHING MOMENT

Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote. "

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Originally posted by ireland:

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GOOD NIGHT TO WHO EVER IS HERE..

looks like there are no site mods that are around as they are getting burned out.....

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TOUCHING MOMENT

Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote. "

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