Originally posted by ireland:

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I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at
this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

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NOW gerry1 you call a MAN with a bucket full of SCROTUM and a yard of PENIS a boy.... LOL.

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A Woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:
"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from HIM:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!"

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