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20. June 2007 @ 16:15 |
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Those look like water balloons ready to explode if she jumps another foot higher.
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20. June 2007 @ 16:42 |
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@gerry1,
That's making me dizzy. hehehe.
...gm
Howdy and good evening to all..........
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20. June 2007 @ 17:17 |
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@Garmoon and greensman: I just had to post it! But according to my sister (who is, shall we say, rather top heavy lol) such "unrestrained" activity is quite painful. When she was jogging, she bought this sports bra which she nicknamed Hercule (Hercules) LOL! She also resents the fact that she may well put a napking on her lap but nothing ever lands there ... just won't eat something like crusty french bread in a restaurant LOL!
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20. June 2007 @ 22:51 |
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girls like that can always use Duct Tape lol
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20. June 2007 @ 22:59 |
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Originally posted by gerry1:
An workout partner for Ireland:
After a week away after moving. I open my emails and what do i see :P Thanxs mate :) I needed that pick me up ;)
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21. June 2007 @ 06:34 |
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Originally posted by Borhan9:
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After a week away after moving. I open my emails and what do i see :P Thanxs mate :) I needed that pick me up ;)
Give it another twenty years and she might have to do the same thing too!....LOL
Duct tape might not be enough for those puppies....:)
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21. June 2007 @ 09:26 |
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Good afternoon all! I'm glad you like my bouncy not so little rope jumper. When I was a kid, the girls use to jump rope all the time but I don't recall ever seeing anything quite like that! ...really has to hurt I would think!
Reminds me of my grammar school days: we had a girl in our class named Lorraine who, shall we say, matured very young and in a very obvious manner. Us boys were more facinated by this than even our national geographics! The poor girl went through hell though ... from us rude boys facinated by this new twist in our adolescence but far worse was the nasty treatment she got from the nuns. As onya said, "boys will be boys" but the nuns, (women themselves I presume), treated her like some sort of whore all because the good lord blessed her with an unrivaled bounty LOL! Lorraine grew up to be the best autobody man in town.
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21. June 2007 @ 19:48 |
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Here's one for ye lovers of the Texas gentleman. :P
A Summer Skirt Situation...
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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Is this funny? I laughed w/o remorse. hehehe.
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21. June 2007 @ 21:04 |
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@ Gerry Quote:
I don't recall ever seeing anything quite like that!
Back in my day, they simply must have been not allowed or illegal coz I didn't see anything like it either. Did you ever hang around the trampolines on sports day fellas? Weren't the girls great at acrobatics!
@GM.... Quote:
Is this funny? I laughed w/o remorse. hehehe.
Short answer is yes....even he seems chuffed about it. LOL
EDIT: Good Afternoon All...
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22. June 2007 @ 18:25 |
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Sweet dreams everyone! I'm off to bed; its been a long day.
Ireland, Ireland; wherefor art thou, Ireland?
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22. June 2007 @ 23:51 |
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Night night gerry.
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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23. June 2007 @ 22:00 |
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I don't know where you guys were, but there were some well endowed young women at my school. I'd say a few could have rivaled the bouncing babe here. Usually, to keep from suffering the "bouncy" pains, they wore sports bras that prevented a lot of the bounce. What's lovely to watch is a well endowed woman on a trotting horse. ;) The things that turned us on as children. LOL Before that was National Geographic. LOL
Night all. ;)
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26. June 2007 @ 04:07 |
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Before that was National Geographic. LOL
It's hard to believe that, for many generations, adolescent boys were so intrigued by those nasty National Geographic pics LOL! ... perhaps they were interesting in an anthropological sort of way, but hardly playboy material! Do kids still look at those? .. I doubt it with the wealth of material at their very fingertips.
Good morning everyone! I'm back to the office after a week off :(
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26. June 2007 @ 04:23 |
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Now Gerry, you are starting to sound like an ol' fart, kids now day have animie porn, internet porn and who knows what else is out there, stuff I never knew existed. We had such a poor, deprived childhood.
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26. June 2007 @ 13:52 |
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blivet, we sure did. I can remember my first transitor AM radio, I saved my pennies for months to buy a $6 radio! LMAO
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27. June 2007 @ 09:49 |
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@BlivetNC ... anime porn isn't really all that new! When I was in my early twenties, I saw this 16mm (and extremely well done) version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that would make your hair curl! The things those little dwarfs could do LOL!
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27. June 2007 @ 18:32 |
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I forgot you were in the Corps here in NC, I'm sure you saw all sorts of things that would make a pimp blush with embarrassment. It's amazing the underculture present here in the land of Billy Graham. Do you remember the adventures of Fritz the cat?
Naughty Pic here.
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28. June 2007 @ 03:21 |
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lmao
Thanks ireland!![afterdawn legend]
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28. June 2007 @ 04:53 |
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Good morning all! I haven't been around all that much and probably won't be until next week ... govt's fiscal year starts July 1st so I've got all this end of the year numbers to crunch. Sometimes these are fun to do; fudging stuff always brings out the creative side of you but I'm just not in the mood this go-round.
@BlivetNC ... who's showing his age now LOL! Fritz the cat was awesome. There were a number of them that I liked:
1. Fritz the Cat
2. Binkie Brown meets the Blessed Virgin Mary
3. The Misadventures of Purulent Prudence.
4. Dora Dyke and her pervert pirates (ship was The Quivering Thigh) and probably the most popular:
5. Mr. Natural (I wasn't crazy about that one)
There were a few others but I can't even type the names in a forum LOL!
EDIT: Forgot to mention Camp LeJeune. There was this very long road leading to the main gates; it was named "LeJeune Blvd". On one side of the road was all woods belonging to the base. On the opposite side, for mile after mile, was every imaginable sort of sexual establishment including bars who sold the illegal hard liquor. These establishments catered to every imaginable kind of sexual deviance and local law enforcement just left it alone (very unlike NC in those days). Bible thumping locals would raise hell from time to time but to no avail. In those days, there were no incurable sexually transmitted diseases so large numbers of various kinds of VD were an everyday things. In fact, us medical folks had a rather unflattering nick-name; we were called "pecker-checkers"" LOL!
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28. June 2007 @ 13:19 |
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@gerry1
My medic friends I hung around with in Korea '73, had a good treatment for repeat VD offenders. Their penicillin was deliverd in a special syringe-the needle of which was tapped lightly on a metal table top to creat a slight barb. It went in real smooth but the removal was a little painful! LMAO
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28. June 2007 @ 14:11 |
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@Garmoon.... That's pretty mean LOL! Maybe you should have Z-Tracked it to do twice the damage :)
So, (speaking of VD) they finally made cock-fighting illegal in your neck of the woods! What are they going to do for fun down in the bayou?
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28. June 2007 @ 16:00 |
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Yes they did gerry but it's also illegal to do lots of things here that manage to get done. LMAO Probably half the legislature attended and bet on the fights. It's a wonder we have internet here. You can still go to a dog fight here if you look hard enough. BR wants to pass ordinance that pit bull owners must have some kind of special insurance-ACLU fodder.They can't stop the crime in New Orleans much less pay for Rooster Cops. Sad state of affairs and state too.
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29. June 2007 @ 10:24 |
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Garmoon wrote:
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They can't stop the crime in New Orleans much less pay for Rooster Cops.
LMAO!! That would be something to see! Sounds like the perfect story line for one of those "Police Squad" movies with Leslie Nielson LOL!
Actually, there are still some raids for dog fights outside Philly. I've seen films of dog fights (they're pretty damned brutal too) but I have no idea what goes on at a cockfight (except for the obvious).
When I was a kid, Dobermans were the dog everyone was raising so much stink about which is a pity; they're really quite wonderful animals. Dobermans had the popularity that Pit Bulls have today, and much like today's pitbulls, the Dobermans were inbred over and over and over again until you had these psycho dogs from hell. I've know people with pit bulls and the dogs were real sweeties but even the most responsible dog owner can't predict the behavior of a dog that is nothing but one big genetic flaw.
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2. July 2007 @ 04:21 |
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Good Morning Everyone! Well I'm nearly done our end of the year reports (our fiscal years runs 7/1 - 6/30). I'll be glad when these headaches will be over.
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5. July 2007 @ 04:46 |
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Good morning everyone! Breakfast for all; help yourselves!
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